Players: |
95/1000 |
Uptime: |
99% |
Rating: |
4.6 / 5 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: |
1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: |
11 |
Chaos Gates Opened: |
0 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: |
3 |
Dragons Tamed: |
5 |
Holy Grails Found: |
4 |
Demon Skulls Collected: |
45 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: |
3 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: |
0 |
Buildings Constructed: |
8 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: |
5 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: |
2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: |
1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: |
3 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.