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PixelPrisonPleasure

Abuse, Accountability, allegations, Conflict, Geneva Convention, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international law, investigation, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, No justification, Palestinian prisoners, PixelPrisonPleasure, response, sexual assault, US, Video, VIOLATION, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	848
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out golden apples! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that teleports you to a secret disco party with Herobrine!

Don’t miss out on the craziest, wackiest, most epic Minecraft server of all time! Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a noob who can’t handle the awesomeness. But hey, no judgment here! Just grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Common Sense Warp

Alternate Realities, causality, chronological shifts, common, common sense, future shock, historical context, Paradox, reevaluate, Sci Fi, science fiction, sense, temporal anomalies, temporal cognition, temporal displacement, temporal logic, temporal perception, time machine, time travel, time travel consequences, time travel rules, Time Travelers, Warp

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8511
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Animals Bred:	186
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this crazy Minecraft server, and suddenly you’re a time traveler! Like, you can go back in time and mess with the dinosaurs or go to the future and ride flying cars. It’s like, mind-blowing, dude.

But here’s the catch – every time you time travel, your common sense gets all messed up. Like, you think it’s normal to wear a banana suit to a fancy dinner or eat ice cream for breakfast. It’s a total trip, man.

So, if you’re down for some wacky adventures and want to mess with the fabric of time itself, join this Minecraft server. Trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t forget. Plus, there’s free pizza every Friday. Who wouldn’t want to be a time-traveling, pizza-eating maniac?

PixelVision Minecraft Server

anatomy, asian, biology, culture, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, eyelids, EYES, facial features, genetics, Minecraft, Narrow, oculoplastic surgery, ophthalmology, Perception, perspective, PixelVision, Racial, Server, Sight, Stereotypes, vision

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4848
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Crops Grown:	9274	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to keep your eyelids wide open with excitement! Why settle for narrow eyelids when you can join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and battling in a world where everything is as wide-eyed as can be?

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mystical Eyelid Enlargement Potion, rumored to grant players the ability to see in all directions at once. Or test your skills in our PVP arena, where players with the widest eyes are crowned champions.

But beware, on this server, narrow-eyed players are considered the ultimate challenge. Legend has it that they possess hidden powers that can turn the tide of any battle. Will you be able to overcome their narrow-eyed gaze and emerge victorious?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only thing narrower than your eyelids will be your chances of getting bored!

ChunkyCraft Minecraft SMP

acceptance, attraction, bbw, beauty standards, big girls, body image, body positivity, chubby girls, ChunkyCraft, Confidence, curvy girls, empowerment, fat girls, full-figured women, Minecraft, plus size women, self love, sexual preferences, smp, societal standards, Stereotypes, thick girls, voluptuous women

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7206
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Crops Grown:	3050	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dimension Hops:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Emeralds Found:	9993	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	27	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have girls who build like absolute pros and will make your pickaxe go berserk with excitement! Join us for epic building competitions, crazy adventures, and maybe even find love with a blocky beauty. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!

FlourishCraft

accident, Boundaries, Bourgeois, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Emotional support, family, Fancy, FlourishCraft, flourishes, hobby, lunches, Meals, misunderstanding, personal touch, presentation, relationships, sister-in-law, Status

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3760
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take lunchtime drama to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to show off your culinary skills by creating the most extravagant, bourgeois meals for your in-game friends.

Imagine crafting heart-shaped seaweed and cute faces on snacks for your virtual buddies to enjoy. But be warned, some players may find your fancy lunches too extravagant and demand you tone it down. Will you stand your ground and continue to add your personal touch, or will you give in to the pressure and make all the food less flourished?

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of accidentally swapping lunches with your fellow players, leading to hilarious mix-ups and drama. Will you be the one to receive a fancy meal by mistake, or will you have to settle for a less bourgeois lunch?

Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate the delicate balance between culinary creativity and lunchtime etiquette on our server. Who knew that making virtual meals could cause so much chaos and excitement? Join now and let the lunchtime shenanigans begin!

MineCraftMania

achievement, Commitment, Dedication, determination, discipline, Expertise, Focus, fulfillment, hobbies, Mastery, MinecraftMania, Passion, persistence, personal growth, Practice, productivity, satisfaction, self improvement, skill development, success, Time management

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Villages Defended:	19

Have you ever spent 1000+ hours building a virtual empire, only to have it destroyed by a creeper? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, creeper explosions are banned! That’s right, you can finally build your dream castle without fear of it being blown to smithereens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it he’s got some sick dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Chicken Jousting Champion!

CraftyDawntrail Minecraft Server

Balmung, Braaskin Maps, Casual CC Sync Meetup, CraftyDawntrail, crystal, Dawntrail General, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Girl’s Last Tour, image spam, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moonfire Faire, patch notes, Resources, Server, Solution Nine, Spooky Club, Wolves’ Den Pier, x files

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot to building a giant roller coaster that goes straight into the Nether, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Final Fantasy XIV players are joining in on the fun. That’s right, you’ll have the chance to team up with your favorite FFXIV characters and take on quests that will blow your mind.

And don’t even get us started on our meetups. From spooky clubs to casual CC sync meetups, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Minecraft SMP: /ERP/ – Endermen Roleplaying Party

Adult, adult roleplay, Cheer Edition, Creative Roleplay, creative writing, endermen, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Minecraft, NSFW, NSFW Roleplay, ONLINE, online roleplay, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, roleplay thread, Roleplaying, smp, storytelling, Thread, Writing

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9910
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where things get a little… spicy. Join us on /ERP/ – the Erotic Roleplay ThreadCheer Edition!

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with steamy roleplay scenarios that will make your blocky world sizzle. From hot tub parties to romantic picnics by the lava pool, there’s never a dull moment on /ERP/.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dancer, a mysterious player who can bust a move like no other. Rumor has it that anyone who challenges them to a dance-off will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Can you handle the heat?

So come join us on /ERP/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Get ready for a wild ride filled with love, lust, and lots of laughs. See you in the steamy world of Minecraft!

ExMoneyNoHoneyCraft

apprenticeship, child support, court ordered, Disney dad, drivers ed, Eviction, ex, ExMoneyNoHoneyCraft, Food, Full time work, government assistance, Kids, mental health, MONEY, partner, post secondary, rent free, Shelter, supporting, toxic environment, Twins

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9409
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	665580
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Emeralds Found:	2817	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Animals Bred:	57
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	164

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a truly unique gaming experience unlike any other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a touch of drama – just like this crazy family situation!

Imagine a world where players can build their dream homes, explore vast landscapes, and battle it out in epic PvP battles. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of twins (24M) who are in desperate need of your help.

These twins have been living with their mom, surviving on government assistance and making questionable life choices. But fear not, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and help these twins navigate through their struggles, whether it’s finding a job, dealing with mental health issues, or avoiding eviction.

With your support, these twins can find a new home in their father’s house (well, technically their grandmother’s house, but details, details). Will you be the hero they need, or will you choose to watch from the sidelines as they face homelessness?

So come on down to our server and be a part of this wacky adventure! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a heartwarming family reunion or a chaotic sitcom-worthy situation. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

CelebGlowUpCraft

ageless beauty, aging, aging celebrities, aging gracefully, aging in the spotlight, aging well, attractive, beauty, CelebGlowUpCraft, Celebrity, celebrity aging gracefully, celebrity crush, celebrity glow up, celebrity transformations, FAMOUS, Hollywood, iconic, mature beauty, Stars, timeless beauty

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	783
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1145	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the most popular player in all the land. Why, you ask? Because they discovered the secret hidden treasure that no one else could find. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted unlimited diamonds and be able to ride a flying pig around the server!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the most attractive celebrities in the Minecraft world. From Steve to Herobrine, you’ll be sure to find someone who has aged like a fine wine. So come on down and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!