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AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1145
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9706
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mines Excavated:	4384	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	48
Magic Items Found:	3717	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6

Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3380
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Villages Defended:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

CraftyCanuckPlotWars

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	79
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Towns Built:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

Crafty Love Connection

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5004
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	448	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

metanoia junior high school

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1361
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

66.206.27.202:50020

Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4566
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Astral Projections Made:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Lakehead SMP Overview

Description
Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
Can I build whatever I want?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
How can I join the server?	To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

Rest in Power Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9034
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2890
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	197	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1429
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!