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Minecraft Mayhem: Disney Kart Dash

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3922
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Potions Brewed:	169
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring old monetization changes in your favorite games? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept payment in the form of rare enchanted diamonds found deep within the Nether! That’s right, no real money needed here, just good old-fashioned mining skills.

But that’s not all! We have a special event where players can ride on Steamboat Pete himself as he navigates through the treacherous waters of the End dimension. Who needs battle passes when you can battle dragons alongside a steamboat captain?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of mining for enchanted diamonds, riding on Steamboat Pete, and battling dragons like never before. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else!

Karen’s Crafty Kingdom: Where White Women Don’t Deserve Diamonds

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6136
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where white women don’t appreciate your block-building skills? Well, look no further because on our server, white women don’t deserve you! Join us for a wild ride where you can show off your mining, crafting, and trolling abilities without worrying about impressing anyone who doesn’t appreciate your pixelated creations. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Crafty Demons – Shin Megami Tensei Minecraft Madness

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8235
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Superior Kami Trio? Look no further, because our server is so epic, even the demons from Digital Devil Saga are jamming to our soundtracks on repeat!

Join our server and fuse with other players like a true fusion autist with our Megaten Fusion Tools. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so legendary, even Atlus Japan is tweeting about us. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Blocky Memes & Creeper Dreams: The ‘Hello r9k’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5634
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Our server is so epic that even r9k can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got ugly trannies, laughing hysterically, and all the chaos you could ever want. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the next viral sensation like that ugly tranny in the video. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our server today!

Crafty Creepers: Where Weirdos Unite to Build, Explore, and Troll in Blocky World

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9042
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builders and average adventurers? Look no further, because on our server, we only attract the most bizarre and wacky players from around the world!

Join us if you want to mine diamonds with a llama as your trusty sidekick, battle giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, and build a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most epic parties in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to turn any block into a giant slice of pizza.

So, if you’re ready to experience the weirdest and wildest adventures in Minecraft, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world!

Blocky McBlockface Adventures

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3494
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that will inspire you to create the best game of your life? Look no further, because our server is like the Planescape Torment of Minecraft servers – except with more creepers and less existential dread!

Join us and experience the ethical chain of game development, where every block you place has the power to inspire future generations of gamers. Our server is so epic, even Notch himself would be impressed.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of a community that is dedicated to creating the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience ever. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be the next gaming legend, all thanks to our server. See you in the game!

Funky Fudge Factory

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1165
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Endless Night Skies:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Void Gems Collected:	28

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions! Are you feeling manic? Depressed? Pretending to be bipolar for fun? We’ve got the perfect place for you! Our server is so chaotic, you won’t even know if you’re actually playing Minecraft or just pretending to be a Minecraft player.

Come join us and experience the thrill of trying to delete a post that reveals your deepest secrets, only to realize it’s impossible to erase your digital footprint. Will your parents find out? Will your doctor think you’re a fraud? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast navigating through the drama and madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the insanity! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (unless it gets leaked in a forum post).

PirateCraft: Booty, Blocks & Banter

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9118
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2550
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you ready to join the most outrageous Minecraft server ever? Imagine having the power of Law’s Ope Ope Fruit, where you can remove your limbs and become Brogy and Dorry’s nugget baby! Live out your wildest dreams of spending 12 hours in Brogy’s ass and then teleporting to Dorry’s foreskin, all while surviving on their smegma and shit. And don’t forget, Nami has bone cancer! Join now for a truly unique and unforgettable experience, where the stench of fish is just amazing and the farts are out of this world. Become a cum shit maggot and worship the bodies of Brogy and Dorry in eternal servitude. It’s a pirate banquet like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your stomach). So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and chaos of this Minecraft server and let the hilarity ensue!

Crafty Third World Imports – Where chaos meets creativity in Minecraft!

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8012
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon to make things interesting – the mobs have learned how to integrate into society! That’s right, you could be trading with a creeper or having a dance party with a zombie in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is all about diversity and we truly believe that it is our strength. We have players from all walks of life, from villagers to endermen, all coming together to create a truly unique and wacky community. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your new best friend in a pigman!

So come join us and see for yourself why this could be your city next. Who knows what crazy adventures and hilarious encounters await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Crafty AF – where Ncrfags get rekt and creativity reigns supreme!

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Love Letters Sent:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of getting btfo by Ncrfags, Lorefags, NVfags, CRPGfags, Obsidianfags, Toddbros, and Brotherhoodbros? Well, fear not, because on this Minecraft server, you will achieve complete victory over all of them! Our fearless leader has mastered the art of btfo-ing trannies and chuds while also being the most successful video game director of all time. Join us and become part of the most epic Minecraft community where insanity and victory go hand in hand!