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FascistFiasco Minecraft SMP

anti-social, capitalists, Empathy, FascistFiasco, fascists, Freaks, Game, humane, Leftists, Minecraft, money hungry, psychos, smp, Underdogs, world better, ZA/UM

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8304
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the fascists are just a bunch of anti-social freaks who can’t even make eye contact with a creeper, the capitalists are money-hungry psychos who would sell their own diamond armor for a profit, and the leftists are the humane underdogs trying to make the world a better place one block at a time.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Pickaxe (rumored to have the power to turn dirt into diamonds). So come on, join our server and let’s see who will reign supreme in this crazy world of blocks and mobs. Just remember, in this SMP, anything can happen – even a chicken riding a pig into battle!

Speed Test Thread Minecraft SMP

#datamining, Broadband, Country, data, data analysis, discussion, forum, internet, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, Pacific Northwest, Paying, payment, PNW USA, smp, SPEED, speed test, speed test thread, Technology, test, Thread, Usa

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Buildings Constructed:	37	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
New Chunks Explored:	410835	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as slow as a turtle stuck in molasses? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane! Join us and experience the thrill of lightning-speed gameplay that will leave you questioning if you’ve accidentally entered the Matrix.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in the mystical land of PNW USA, where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical leprechaun who lives in a mushroom hut. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim in a pool of lava without getting burned? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SisterSplit Minecraft Server

age gap, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dungeons & dragons, emotional cheating, family, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, Polyamory, relationships, Server, SisterSplit, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9237
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	114	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister and her ex-boyfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

LavaWatchersMC

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, burns, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emergency response, emotional distress, Emotional support, Explanation, family dynamics, Fire Accident, friendship, hospitalization, LavaWatchersMC, maternal instinct, misunderstanding, physical injury, self-care, social media drama

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7151
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Farms Harvested:	622
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.

We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, Astronomy, closest approach, heliosphere, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, scientific research, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar heat, solar mission, solar radiation, solar science, solar study, solar system, solar technology, solar wind, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7694
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Void Gems Collected:	35	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	290
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

yo, dis server be lit like da sun, but not as hot cuz we ain’t tryna melt yo blocky characters. we got space ships flyin’ around like NASA’s Parker Solar Probe, tryna get as close to da sun as possible without burnin’ up. join dis server if you wanna be part of da craziest space adventure in Minecraft history. we got aliens, we got laser guns, we even got a secret moon base where we plan our next attack on da creepers. so come join us and let’s explore da final frontier together, one block at a time. #minecraftmadness #outerspacefun #sunburntbutstillcool

Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1449
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Enchantments Applied:	210	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Mines Excavated:	1414	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2211
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9411
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2304	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3454
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Farms Harvested:	231	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!