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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 8161 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 1555 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 12 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 380 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 74 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a goober tummy! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our spawn town is built entirely out of cheese blocks because who doesn’t love a cheesy start to their adventure? – The mobs in our world have all been replaced with dancing llamas wearing top hats. It’s a real party out there! – Our admin once rode a chicken into battle against a horde of creepers and won. True story. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a giant chicken boss to access it. – Our community events include synchronized swimming in lava and competitive sheep shearing races. It’s a wild time, let me tell you.
So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your goober tummy)!
