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| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 6770 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 615 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Emeralds Found: | 5963 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 40 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a goober tummy! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our spawn town is built entirely out of cheese blocks because who doesn’t love a cheesy start to their adventure? – The mobs in our world have all been replaced with dancing llamas wearing top hats. It’s a real party out there! – Our admin once rode a chicken into battle against a horde of creepers and won. True story. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a giant chicken boss to access it. – Our community events include synchronized swimming in lava and competitive sheep shearing races. It’s a wild time, let me tell you.
So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your goober tummy)!
