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Haitian BVLLS Shartcel Seethe Minecraft SMP

anger, BVLLs, culture, discrimination, Frustration, Haiti, Haitian, Haitian BVLLS, INEQUALITY, injustice, marginalized communities, Minecraft, minority groups, misconceptions, Oppression, prejudice, racism, seethe, Shartcel, shartcels, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6049
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4148
Animals Bred:	53	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Void Gems Collected:	36	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, come join our wild and wacky server where Haitian BVLLS are causing chaos and making shartcels seethe with jealousy!

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and the occasional llama parade led by our resident llama whisperer, Steve. But beware, the Haitian BVLLS are always up to something mischievous, whether it’s turning all the water into lava or building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional explosive prank), come join us and see why everyone is talking about our crazy Minecraft SMP!

WeddingBellsGoneWrong

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, boyfriend’s best friend’s wedding, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Disrespect, friendship, Honesty, loyalty, perspective, relationship drama, Self Respect, self-care, social events, Support, Trust, uncomfortable situations, wedding invitation, WeddingBellsGoneWrong

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7088
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama and pettiness of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers without any toxic friends trying to sabotage your relationships. Our server is a drama-free zone where the only thing blowing up is TNT, not your friendships.

Forget about Save The Dates for weddings you don’t want to attend – on our server, the only date you need to worry about is the release date for the next update. Plus, we promise that none of our players will talk smack about you behind your back or try to set you up with their friends.

So come join us for a hilarious and lighthearted Minecraft experience that will make you forget all about the real world drama. Who needs fake friends when you have a whole community of blocky buddies waiting to play with you? See you on the server!

BouillonCraft Minecraft Server

Africa, bouillon cubes, BouillonCraft, climate change, community support, development aid, food assistance, food innovation, food insecurity, Fortified, global health, Humanitarian Aid, Hunger, international aid, malnutrition, micronutrients, Minecraft, nutrition, poverty alleviation, public health, Server, sustainable solutions

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5184
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	168	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	115	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and experience the wildest adventure of your life!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, a horde of zombie chickens attack you! But don’t worry, because on our server, you can tame them and ride them into battle!

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground base filled with fortified bouillon cubes that give you superpowers? Yeah, you heard me right. Eat one of those bad boys and you’ll be flying around the map like a superhero!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken. Defeat him in battle and he’ll grant you three wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

HezbollahBeeperCraft

Beeper Operation, Communication, Conflict, extremism, global threat, hezbollah, HezbollahBeeperCraft, intelligence, international relations, investigation, Journalism, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, new details, News, nytimes, Reports, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, Terrorism

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7619
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can bee a part of an epic adventure? well, this server is the place to bee! we got more drama than a beehive, more action than a swarm of angry bees, and more fun than a bee party!

join us and u can be part of the epic tale of the hezbollah beeper operation. we got spies, secret codes, and beeping beepers galore. u’ll be on the edge of ur seat as u navigate through the treacherous world of espionage and intrigue.

plus, we got the best bee-themed builds u’ve ever seen. from giant beehives to buzzing bee farms, this server is a bee-lover’s dream come true. so come join us and bee a part of something truly buzz-worthy. trust us, u won’t regret it!

Crafty Debate: Harris & Trump on Science

2020 election, climate change, Covid-19, Crafty, debate, Environment, harris, Harris and Trump, Healthcare, presidential debate, research funding, Science, science discussion, science in debate, science policy, Scientific literacy, STEM Education, trump, US Election, US election debate, us politics

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3747
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

so, like, u know how science is like, super important and stuff? well, on this server, we take science to a whole new level! we got potions that make u fly like a bird, and redstone contraptions that will blow ur mind!

our players are like, super smart and always coming up with crazy experiments and inventions. one time, someone built a working rocket ship and flew to the moon! true story, bro.

plus, we got this epic debate arena where players can argue about all things science-related. harris and trump even popped in once to chat about climate change and space exploration. it was wild, lemme tell ya.

so, if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on over and see what all the hype is about. trust me, u won’t regret it!

CupidMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Beta Daily Keyalls Events Giveaways Free to Play Ranks FlyTime PVP Redstone Economy Vanilla Skyblock Creative Minigames Roleplay Modded Factions Skywars Pixelmon Prison, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1769
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Void Armor Forged:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

CupidMC is a Survival Server that is currently in Beta! We offer so many cool things such as Daily Keyalls, Events, Giveaways, Free To Play Ranks, Giveaways, FlyTime, and Much more to come soon!

play.cupidmc.net:20062

PublicEvo Minecraft server

banner, May 14 2023, Minecraft, No Donations, no privates, no wipe, Old Days, ONLINE, pleasant time, PublicEvo, rules, Server, server description, Vanilla Gameplay, version 1.5.2, welcome

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7896
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Ores Mined:	9612
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

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Welcome! This server is dedicated to version 1.5.2, to remember the old days. The server strives to convey vanilla gameplay. There are no privates, but this does not mean that you can break the rules. Also, there are no donations. There will never be a wipe. The server has been operating since May 14, 2023. We wish you a pleasant time on our server!

45.151.91.10:25448

Dave’s Bullshit Minecraft Server

achievement, album, Artistic, bullshit, creativity, Dave Mustaine, dave’s, Development, Evolution, growth, inspiration, Journey, megadeth, metal, Minecraft, Music, process, Progression, Rock Music, Server, success, talent, transformation, Writing

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3165
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Are you tired of writing absolute bullshit in your Minecraft world like Dave Mustaine did with “So Far, So Good…So What”? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can go from being a noob to a master builder like Dave Mustaine did with “Rust in Peace”!

Join us and witness the epic transformation as you build your way to greatness. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be rocking out with your diamond pickaxe like a true Minecraft rockstar! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft glory!

Snoy’s Existential Crisis Minecraft SMP

conscience, Crisis, Ethics, Existential, Guilt, Minecraft, moral dilemma, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-criticism, self-deception, Self-examination, self-identity, self-image, self-justification, self-perception, smp, snoys

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5769
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magic Items Found:	2730
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a total chaos zone! We have players who build giant toilets instead of houses, and others who ride pigs into battle like knights of the round table.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of sneaky players who only communicate in pig Latin. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving riddles written in emojis.

So if you’re ready to throw all sense of normalcy out the window and embrace the madness, join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Who knows, you might just find yourself asking, “how can snoys live with themselves?”

BdayVacayMC Server

aita, ANNOYED, appreciation, Attention, BdayVacayMC, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Conflict, European city, holiday, instagram, partner, private life, relationship, Resentment, Server, sharing, social media, Special, trivial, validation

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Astral Projections Made:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value sharing and teamwork…unlike this guy’s girlfriend who refused to share her European vacation with him! 🙄

Join our server for a chance to actually be featured and appreciated, unlike this poor soul who didn’t even make it onto his partner’s Instagram feed. We promise to showcase your builds, adventures, and victories for the whole world to see!

Don’t be like this guy, feeling left out and unappreciated. Join our server and bask in the glory of being recognized and celebrated for all your hard work. Who needs a partner who won’t even share a vacation when you can have a whole community cheering you on in Minecraft? 😂

So come on over and join us for a truly sharing and caring experience. Plus, we promise not to dismiss you like this guy’s girlfriend did to him. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time! 🌟