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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 3124 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 41 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
so, like, u know how time works on earth, right? well, on this server, time works totally different, man. like, when u log on, it’s like u enter a whole new dimension where days are like minutes and years are like seconds. it’s trippy, dude.
u gotta join this server, bro, cuz it’s like a whole new world out there. u can build crazy stuff, like a house made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes to the moon. the possibilities are endless, man.
and get this, on this server, u can ride on the back of a dragon and battle giant spiders. it’s like a fantasy world come to life, dude. u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally out-of-this-world server. who needs earth when u can have your own crazy planet to explore? let’s redefine time together, man.
