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Candle SMP – Bobo’s Revenge

Bobo Sodomized Green candle Vicious Dare Explicit content NSFW Shocking Graphic Provocative Adult content Taboo Extreme Disturbing Violent BDSM Fetish Kinky Hardcore Controversial, Bobos, candle, Revenge, smp

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us if you dare, because on our server, the mobs are not your average zombies and creepers. Oh no, we’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into confetti. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. And if you manage to tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So why should you join our server? Because I fucking dare you. Come for the insane mobs, stay for the diamond-pooping pigs. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and you won’t regret a single minute spent in our wacky world.

StepSibSquadCraft

blended family, family bonding, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family connections, family dynamics, family love, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family time, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, grandkid time, Grandparents, half siblings, step siblings, stepfamily, StepSibSquadCraft

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6934
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	5228	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where grandparents play favorites and stepfamily BBQs are a must-attend event.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like our player who juggles time between loving grandparents and a stepfamily that’s always up for a BBQ. Will you choose to include everyone in grandparent time, or will you keep it exclusive like a VIP club? The choice is yours!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to explore a world where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion. Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

BlockLifeAccepted

acceptance, BlockLifeAccepted, Emotional healing, inner peace, introspection, letting go, life journey, life lessons, mindfulness, moving forward, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-realization

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2271
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Have you accepted that your life is lacking in epic adventures, thrilling quests, and hilarious shenanigans? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to change all that!

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance parties with creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will fight by your side and lay delicious eggs for you to feast on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking llamas and flying pigs. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed.

Kraicraft: Drone Demolition

air defense, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, defense systems, demolition, Destroys, drone, eastern europe, international relations, Kraicraft, Krasnodar Krai, Military, military equipment, military operation, russia, SECURITY, Shahed drones, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian Army, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6294
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Votes:	2605

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian army destroys 400 shahed drones in russia’s krasnodar krai EVERY DAY!!! if u like explosions and chaos, this is the server for u! we have crazy battles and epic quests that will make ur head spin! plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep u laughing all day long. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Taste Bud Adventures

Adventures, Bud, Chemicals, Culinary, culinary creations, delicious tastes, discovery, experimentation, Exploration, flavor profiles, Flavors, Food, food science, Gastronomy, innovation, missing out, PALATE, produce, sensory experience, sensory perception, Taste, taste buds, unique ingredients

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got magical unicorns dat poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna ride a sparkly unicorn into battle, amirite?

Also, our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who give u super powers like flying and shooting fireballs outta ur butt. it’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and throw epic dance parties? yeah, it’s wild.

So, if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever, come join us and let’s get weird together. Trust me, u won’t regret it.

Calorie Cut Craft

calorie, Craft, Cut, cutting calories, eating less, genetics, immune health, increased lifespan, longer life, longevity benefits, metabolic improvements, Mice, physiological indicators, resiliency, study, weight loss

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Crops Grown:	7522	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

so like, u wanna live longer? well dis server is da key to immortality, bro! we got mice studies dat show eatin less can like, make u live FOREVER. like, who needs weight loss when u can just eat less and be immortal? join now and unlock da secrets of longevity through caloric restriction. our server is like, da fountain of youth but in Minecraft form. come join us and be forever young, my dudes. #immortality #caloricrestriction #minecraftlife

Welcome to Enival, where trust is as rare as diamonds and the community is as vanilla as our SMP server!

Applications, apply, Community, Datapacks, diamonds, Discord, Enival, Explore, Fresh, Griefers, Hangout, Immersive, Play, Qol, rare, Server, smp, Suggestions, Trust, Vanilla, World Map

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Dragon Scales Harvested:	323
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server
Launch Date	Few weeks ago

Overview:

Enival is a fresh, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. The server offers proximity chat for a more immersive experience, allows players to suggest and vote on changes, and has a whitelist system to keep griefers out. It also includes a few quality-of-life mods/datapacks for a better gameplay experience and does not have teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience.

FAQ:

What is Enival?

Enival is a semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server that launched a few weeks ago, looking for more players.

What features does Enival offer?

Proximity chat for an immersive experience
A small, chill community to hang out with
Voting and suggestion system for server changes
Whitelist application process to keep griefers out
Quality-of-life mods/datapacks for an enhanced gameplay
No teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience

How can I join Enival?

To join Enival, you can check out the server’s world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969 and apply in the Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.

Shitty Pizza Minecraft Server

americano pizza, bad taste, DISAPPOINTING, Homemade Pizza, Italian Cuisine, italian food, mia nonna, Minecraft, nonna, pizza, pizza comparison, pizza critique, pizza crust, pizza disappointment, pizza experience, pizza flavors, pizza ingredients, pizza quality, pizza review, pizza toppings, Server, shitty, traditional recipe

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2007
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of bland, boring pizza that tastes nothing like your nonna used to make? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server serves up the most authentic Italian pizza you’ll ever taste! Our virtual pizzeria is run by a team of nonnas who have been perfecting their recipes for generations. Join our server and indulge in a slice of nostalgia (and pepperoni) like never before! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

Bet On Minecraft SMP

Bellatrix will be South Asian, Bet.., Cedric will be mulatto, Diversity, Dumbledore will be white, Dursley’s will be white, Filch will be white, Hagrid will be black, Harry will be white but swarthy, Hermoinie will be black, Hogwarts, Lupin will be white, Malfoys will be white, McGonagle will be black, Minecraft, Neville will be white, Nymphadora will be East Asian, Pettigrew will be white, Place your bets, race representation, Ron will be white ginger, Sirius will be South Asian, smp, Snape will be East Asian, Voldemort will be white

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

EvilCraftersUnite

atrocities, Cruelty, Dark History, Despicable, devil incarnate, dictator, Evil, EvilCraftersUnite, Genocide, heinous crimes, History, Infamous, Inhumanity, MALEVOLENT, Monstrous, most evil person, ruthless, Tyrant, Villain, war criminal, Wicked

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4696
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Potions Brewed:	195
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364
New Chunks Explored:	929840	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Forget about historical figures like Hitler or Stalin, the real evil mastermind is the owner of this Minecraft server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ruled by a tyrant who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.

Our server is filled with insane challenges and obstacles that will test your skills and patience to the limit. From lava-filled mazes to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our evil overlord also loves to throw epic parties with fireworks, music, and unlimited cake. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most diabolical Minecraft server ever created!