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CastioCraft Minecraft server

Adventure, building, CastioCraft, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, server description, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4940
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Emeralds Found:	7273
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7398	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Buildings Constructed:	36	Chimeras Created:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

The owner of the CastioCraft server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

135.181.237.57:25987

ShyCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, character analysis, Character development, emotional depth, intelligence, Introspective, introverted, LONER, mental health, Minecraft, misconceptions, personality traits, Quiet, reclusive, Reserved, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Server, Shy.., ShyCraft, social anxiety, Social Interaction, Stereotypes

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7372
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	New Chunks Explored:	848593
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	111
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is perfect for all you shy, introverted, and reclusive players out there! Why? Because we believe that only the most socially awkward players are truly the most intelligent. Just like in anime, where the quiet ones always turn out to be the smartest. So if you want to show off your big brain while building epic structures, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock your hidden genius powers and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

KinoCraft: Epic Story Minecraft Server

Captivating, character-driven, Cinematic, Compelling, deep storytelling, dramatic, emotional, Engaging, Epic, games, Immersive, immersive gameplay, INTENSE, Interactive, interactive storytelling, kino story, KinoCraft, Minecraft, narrative, player choice, plot twists, rich world-building, Server, Story, Story-Driven, Thought-provoking

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	255
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the LOLs and epic adventures!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant its owner unlimited potato power (and who wouldn’t want that?). But beware, the path is fraught with danger, from killer bunnies to exploding sheep – you never know what crazy creatures you’ll encounter!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of “Hot Potato” where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the wackiness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else.

CraftyWatDo Minecraft Server

acceptance, advice, Communication, coping, CraftyWatDo, emotions, family dynamics, friendship, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, MINOR, moving on, parenting, rejection, relationships, Sadness, self esteem, Server, Support, teenagers, Understanding

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	867
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Are you tired of being rejected by your Minecraft villagers because they think you’re too old? Well, fear not! Join our server where age is just a number and everyone is welcome, even if your minor doesn’t like you anymore!

We have a special “Grumpy Villager Therapy” program where you can work through your issues with those pesky villagers who keep giving you the side-eye. Our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, will help you navigate through your feelings and come out stronger on the other side.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Join them in their quest for world domination and become the ultimate llama overlord. Just watch out for the sneaky sheep spies who are trying to foil their plans!

So come join us on our server where the only thing that matters is having a good time and embracing your inner Minecraft weirdo. Who needs validation from minors when you can have a llama army at your command?

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

attractiveness, beauty standards, blackpill, blocktopia, Confidence, DATING, genetics, handsome, hard work, height, jacked, MANLET, Masculinity, men’s success, Minecraft, physical appearance, relationships, self improvement, Server, societal standards, Tall, Ugly, Women

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2527
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	202	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crops Grown:	3442
Void Armor Forged:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most genetically gifted players thrive! Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, on our server, it’s all about being tall and handsome.

Our players have reported a 200% increase in success with virtual women, all thanks to their natural attractiveness. Ugly manlets need not apply, because on our server, only the most beautiful players reign supreme.

Join us now and experience a world where looks are everything and hard work is for losers. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got good genes? Come join the genetically superior players on our server and see why being tall and handsome is the key to success in Minecraft!

BlockyBooty Minecraft Server

anal sex, anal/アナル, BlockyBooty, cultural taboo, hentai, hygiene, Japan, long tail tags, Minecraft, national, old men, Perception, porn industry, Ratio, representation, Server, societal norms, taboo, tags, unhygienic, vaginal sex, weird

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the anal sex of Minecraft servers – weird, unhygienic, and only for the true connoisseurs!

In our server, we have a special “anal” section where you can explore the depths of the underworld (literally) and discover hidden treasures that will make your jaw drop (and maybe your pants too).

Join us and be a part of a community that embraces the weird and the wild. Who needs vanilla when you can have anal-lla? So come on, dive in deep and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure unlike any other!

Snowbreak Server – Containment Zone 276 Minecraft Server

Android, Containment, Containment Zone, dawn restored, defense line zero, egs, feline grace, flutter of ecstasy, Friends Form, grip of umbra, Hero Games, instant of eternity, Ios, Kiss Be the Remedy, main story, Minecraft, new banner type, New Outfits, PC, private secretary, Realm of Illusion, Resource Pastebin, seastar in solitude, Server, shadows of indigo, Snowbreak, special chapter, Standalone launcher, Steam, trek across aeons, virtual breach, Zone

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4111
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Runes Activated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
New Chunks Explored:	441473	Alien Abductions:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us in the “Realm of Illusion” where anything is possible and reality is just a suggestion.

Embark on epic quests, battle fearsome creatures, and explore mysterious realms in our latest version 1.8 update. But be warned, things may not always be as they seem in this realm of illusion.

Not convinced yet? How about exclusive events like “Defense Line Zero” where you can team up with friends to defend against hordes of enemies, or “Grip of Umbra” where you must face challenges alone as a lone warrior.

And don’t even get us started on our new banner types and outfits available. From enchanted weapons to stylish new looks, you’ll be the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure in the “Realm of Illusion” today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

PhaseCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Amanogawa Shiina, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi, Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia Ashelia, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, phase connect, Phase Connect Character References, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Official Website, Phase Connect Schedule, Phase Connect Twitch Archive Channels, Phase Connect Twitter, PhaseCraft, Pipkin Pippa, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shisui Michiru, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Ultimate, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3718
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join a community of virtual idols who will sing and dance their way through epic adventures!

Join Lia, the enchanting Ashelia who can charm her way out of any situation. Or how about Nasa, the sleepy astronaut who will explore the depths of Minecraft while half-asleep? And don’t forget about Iori, the deer girl who can summon forest creatures to aid her in battle.

But wait, there’s more! Join Uruka, the fiery warrior who wields a flaming sword and takes on dragons like it’s nothing. And if you’re feeling a bit mischievous, join Michiru, the sly fox who can outsmart any opponent.

With so many unique characters to choose from, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on down and join the madness – who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

LiquidLoot Minecraft Server

charging issue, charging port cleaning, charging problems, cleaning, diy, electronics, iphone 13, iPhone charging port, liquid, LiquidLoot, maintenance, Minecraft, oil-like, phone accessories, phone care, phone maintenance, phone repair, residue, Server, Technology, Troubleshooting, troubleshooting tips, unknown substance

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Alien Abductions:	0
Villages Defended:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mines Excavated:	3263
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with mystery and intrigue. Just like the mystery of your niece’s iPhone 13 charging port! Who knows what kind of oil-like substance could be lurking in the depths of our server? Maybe it’s a rare resource waiting to be discovered, or perhaps it’s a sign of an ancient civilization that once roamed the land.

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered! Our expert team of moderators is always on hand to help you navigate through any sticky situations (literally). So come on down and join the fun – you never know what kind of crazy surprises await you on our server!

🧨 gg.landymine.ru 19132 » BEST ANARCHY 🏡 Minecraft server

19132, 2022, Anarchy, best server, comfort, Communication, Development, equality, freedom, gg.landymine.ru, Hardcore, LandyMine, Minecraft, Mini Games, new things, Protection, responsiveness, Stability, Thematic

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2756
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7575
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

⛏ LandyMine – The best Minecraft server with cool and sophisticated modes, such as:

► Anarchy

► Mini games

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⚡️ ip: gg.landymine.ru Port: 19132

✨ Version: 1.20+

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► Anarchy – Rules? There is no such thing in this mode. Hardcore, complete freedom of action, equality between players and donors. All this is Anarchy. Unlike Vulture or Survival, this mode is unique in that you need to develop and build your base from hostile players. Privates are made in the form of blocks that have their own range and rarity.

► What is unique about this server?

Constant development and addition of new things

Full emphasis on the players and the comfort of the game. Thematic nature of the project and Uniqueness of the modes.

The best protection against all types of attacks

Server stability

Direct communication with management and responsiveness

We work from 2022

✠ Choosing LandyMine means choosing the best server.

Come visit us ➥ gg.landymine.ru 19132

gg.landymine.ru:19132