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NoWifeNoLifeCraft

aita, anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, coping, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, grandparenting, Grief, husband support, Loss, mother-in-law, NoWifeNoLifeCraft, parenting, Pregnancy, Respect, Therapy

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2913
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	7627	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my mother-in-law? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can escape from all the crazy family dynamics and just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join us for a server experience that’s guaranteed to be more peaceful than dealing with a mother-in-law who can’t take a hint. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends who won’t judge you for setting boundaries with family members.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual grandfather figure for your Minecraft character who won’t cause any drama. So come on over and leave the real-life family drama behind – our Minecraft server is the place to be!

FoodieFraud Minecraft SMP

food critics, food critiques, food culture, food debates, food dislikes, food fads, food hype, food opinions, food preferences, food snobbery, food trends, foodie culture, foodie debates, foodie dislikes, foodie fads, foodie preferences, foodie snobbery, FoodieFraud, Minecraft, overrated food, popular foods, smp

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Runes Activated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with lava-spewing llamas, and building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks that grant you superpowers.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their starchy reign of terror? The choice is yours!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurd adventures and nonsensical shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

CraftyCreeperz

acceptance, aging gracefully, beauty, bittersweet, CraftyCreeperz, emotional maturity, Gratitude, growing older, inner peace, letting go, life experiences, life lessons, mindfulness, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, wisdom

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1857
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to discover the most beautiful but bittersweet realization you’ve ever had as you’ve grown older…that pigs can actually fly in our world! Yes, you heard that right, pigs with wings soaring through the sky like majestic creatures of the air.

But be warned, these flying pigs have a mischievous streak and will try to steal your diamonds if you’re not careful. So gather your friends, build a fortress to protect your precious loot, and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your Minecraft life.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the wackiest and wildest server out there. Join us now and let the flying pigs guide you to a whole new level of fun!

BabyBoomCraft Minecraft Server

BabyBoomCraft, birth rate, child-free, cultural beliefs, demographic crisis, Family Planning, Family Values, fertility rates, government intervention., government policy, ideology ban, Minecraft, parenting, political agenda, population decline, population growth, Putin ally, reproductive rights, russia, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, societal trends

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1673
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Animals Bred:	112
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the dreaded birth rate dip with our child-free ideology ban! putin himself is a fan of our server and even plays with us sometimes. we have insane stories of fighting off baby zombies and building giant baby bottle statues. join us and help save russia from the birth rate dip, one block at a time!

ParisianPvP

anger, controversy, crime, deportation policy, failed deportation, France, Government, immigration, international news, Justice, murder, Paris student, ParisianPvP, Political, PROTESTS, public outcry, Safety concerns, Social Issues, Tragedy, victims’ rights, violence

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3379
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a french soap opera! we got more twists and turns than the eiffel tower, and more chaos than a baguette fight in the streets of paris!

you think deportation is a serious issue? well on our server, we turn failed deportations into a hilarious minigame! see how many times you can escape the clutches of the deportation officers before they catch you and send you back to your home country! it’s a real nail-biter, let me tell ya!

we also have a special event where you can reenact the murder of the paris student! don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and no real students were harmed in the making of this event. but boy oh boy, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll cry!

so come on down to our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our events is our players! trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Cave Seed Medicinal Tree

ancient agriculture, ancient plant species, ancient seed, ancient seeds revival., biodiversity conservation, botanical breakthrough, cave, cave discovery, environmental research, historical preservation, horticulture, Medicinal, Medicinal tree, plant genetics, plant growth, plant propagation, plant science, Seed, seed germination, seed longevity, sustainable farming, Tree, tree cultivation, tree preservation

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3473
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

LOL U GUYS, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a tree that’s like, super old and magical and stuff. like, we found this seed in a cave that’s been chillin’ there for like a thousand years, and now we got this medicinal tree growin’ like it’s nobody’s business.

come join us and experience the healing powers of this ancient tree, like seriously, it’s gonna blow ur mind. who needs potions when u got a tree that can cure all ur ailments? plus, the tree is guarded by a pack of super cute baby pandas that will protect it at all costs.

so come on over and witness the miracle of nature on our server. trust me, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget. #TreeOfLife #PandaProtection #MinecraftMagic

The Lab of Absurdity – Season 4: Minecraft server for grown-ups who can handle the vanilla craziness! Apply now!

Absurdity, apply, Craziness, Discord integration, Dragon.., Dynmap, Fabric, FireTick, game mode, germany, GrownUps, handle, HARD, Head Database, Lab, Minecraft, Netherhub, Render Distance, Season, Server, shopping district, Simulation Distance, smp, Spawn, Vanilla, Version, Whitelisted, world border

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6276
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

General Info

Current Version	1.21 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	10k x 10k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues
Faster minecarts

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here. Open a ticket, fill out your name/age etc. to join and we will whitelist you!

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, please join our Discord server using the provided link and open a ticket. Fill out the required information such as your name and age to be whitelisted.

2. What version of Minecraft is the server running?

The server is currently running version 1.21 with mostly vanilla/fabric.

3. Where is the server located?

The server is located in Germany.

Indians Never Fought For Nazis Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, Arab Nationalism, Britishers, Conflict, criticism, criticized, foreigners, Fought, german army, hatred, INDEPENDENCE, Indian Independence Leaders, Indian Legion, Indians, Invasion, Minecraft, Nazis, Separate Thing, Server, soviet union, Temporary Convenience, World War 2

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as the fight for independence? Look no further, because our server is like the Indian Legion of Nazi Germany – fighting for our own independence from boring servers!

Join us and be part of a temporary alliance with other players, just like the Indian Legion allied with the Nazis. But don’t worry, we won’t be invading any countries after we get deep into the game – unless it’s to conquer new lands in Minecraft!

Our server is so independent, even the Indian independence leaders would be proud. And just like how the Nazis disliked Indians, we dislike boring gameplay. So come join us and let’s fight for our own Minecraft independence!

Forget about fighting someone else’s conflict – join our server and be part of the craziest, most epic battles in Minecraft history. Arab nationalism in WW2 has nothing on the excitement you’ll find here!

Slop Master Minecraft SMP – AI Slop and Image Generation #404

ai, AI perfection, AI pornmommies, AIslop, Catbox galleries, Editors, Fapping, generation, gooners, image, Image Generation, Master, Minecraft, niche kink, NovelAI artists, PLAPpers, plapping, prompters, requesters, Site rules, SLOP, smp, Stable Diffusion artists, thread edition, thread not found

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3315
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Emeralds Found:	3270
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Farms Harvested:	662
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is all about fapping-focused AIslop! Yes, you heard that right. We have AI perfection for all your plapping needs. Join us if you’re a prompter, editor, requester, gooner, AI pornmommy, PLAPper, Stable Diffusion artist, or NovelAI artist. We don’t allow any boring niche kinks here, only the wildest and craziest AI experiences. And remember, if you need to share some NSFW content, just use Catbox galleries. So come on, join us and let’s get plapping! Previous players have reported experiencing mind-blowing AI interactions that will leave you questioning reality. Don’t miss out on the fun!

ToddlerTuckeredOut

autism, bedtime, bedtime routine, bedtime struggles, Communication, Evaluation, family dynamics, Marriage, MELTDOWNS, parenting, parenting challenges, pink eye, preschool, Promises, responsibilities, Routine, special needs, tantrums, ToddlerTuckeredOut, weaning

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Villages Defended:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting? Look no further! Join our server where we promise not to let your kids stay up past their bedtime, unless they’re building an epic castle in Minecraft, of course!

Our server is so understanding, we even have a special pink eye potion for your little ones in case they catch it in real life. And don’t worry about tantrums, our virtual world is tantrum-proof!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to wean your child off a pacifier while battling creepers and zombies in Minecraft. And if your spouse promises your child a late bedtime without your consent, we’ll be there to support you (virtually, of course).

So come on over to our server, where bedtime is at 7:30 sharp and the adventures are endless! And remember, in our world, there’s no judgment for leaving your spouse to deal with the consequences of their own promises. It’s all part of the fun!