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NukeCraft: Submarine Shenanigans

accident, China, Confirm, Defense, dock, Engineering, Incident, investigation, Maritime, Military, Navy, nuclear submarine, nukecraft, Propulsion, sank, SECURITY, Shenanigans, submarine, Submarine Technology, Technology, Underwater, US officials, Vessel

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9128
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Star Shards Collected:	288	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	27

lol u know what else is sinking? ur boring old minecraft server. come join ours, where the only thing sinking is ur enemies in pvp battles. our server is so lit, even china’s nuclear submarine wants to join but they sank in the dock instead. come build ur dream base, mine for diamonds, and ride on flying pigs (yes, we have those). don’t miss out on the fun, join now before ur mom grounds u for playing too much minecraft.

Diarrhea Disaster Minecraft Server

1.5 °C, 2 °C, bangladesh, climate change, climate crisis, developing countries, Dhaka, diarrhea, diarrheal disease, Disaster, environmental health, global warming, health impacts, healthcare system, hospitalizations, infectious diseases, long-term effects, Minecraft, public health, Server, study, temperature increases, vulnerable populations, waterborne diseases

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4855
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Towns Built:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Star Shards Collected:	261	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

haha bro u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like… we got climate change up in here makin’ things wild! like, imagine playin’ minecraft and suddenly you get hit with a heat wave that increases your chances of gettin’ diarrhea by like 7.4%! it’s gonna be a poopocalypse, bro!

come join us on this server where the weather is as unpredictable as your bowels after eatin’ some sketchy food at a village feast. build your base, fight off mobs, and try not to poop your pants when the temperature rises. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

so what are you waitin’ for? join now and experience the thrill of climate change-induced diarrhea hospitalizations in minecraft! it’s gonna be a sh\*tty good time, trust me.

FAIRLEND | ANARCHY IN YOUR HEART Minecraft server

Anarchy, Anarchy in your heart, FAIRLEND, FAIRLEND ANARCHY IN YOUR HEART, minecraft server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4649
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Chimeras Created:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

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Rope Battle Minecraft Server

activism, anti-oppression, battle, CHANGE, civil disobedience, day of the rope, defiance, empowerment, equality, Fight, freedom, Justice, Minecraft, protest, Rebellion, resistance, resistance movement, revolution, rope, Server, social justice, solidarity, Struggle, uprising

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	507
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	New Chunks Explored:	911018

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, get ready to FIGHT THE DAY OF THE ROPE on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a group of evil villagers who decided to take over the server and enslave all the players. But fear not, brave warrior! You have the power to fight back and save the day! Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil villagers and restore peace to the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and powerful creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Can you find and tame the Diamond Chicken to become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and FIGHT THE DAY OF THE ROPE for an adventure like no other!

Deny the Creeper – Minecraft SMP

artist, ARTISTRY, Author, Craftsmanship, Creative, creativity, creeper, deny, drawing, GENIUS, GIFTED, imagination, Imaginative, Literature, Minecraft, skill, Skilled, smp, storytelling, talent, TALENTED, Writing

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5157
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the legendary artist who can draw a perfect creeper with just one stroke of his mouse! Rumor has it that he once created a masterpiece of Steve riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, all while sipping a potion of invisibility. You never know what kind of artistic madness you’ll encounter on our server, so come join the fun and show off your own creative skills!

WeddingSkipperMC Server

anger, big day, brother, celebration, celebration dinner, ceremony, close friends, Conflict, Event, family, Graduation, hurt, immediate family, milestone, Outrage, selfish, Server, Tension, tough decision, Wedding, WeddingSkipperMC, Wife

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1066
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4710	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Votes:	6391
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of family drama and tough decisions? Join our Minecraft server for a break from reality! We promise no family feuds or wedding conflicts here, just pure gaming fun.

On our server, you can celebrate your virtual achievements without any guilt or backlash from family members. No need to choose between your wife’s graduation and your brother’s wedding – you can have it all in the Minecraft world!

Join us for a wedding-free zone where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks. Build your dream world without any family drama following you around. Who needs real-life conflicts when you can escape to our server and have a blast?

So leave the family tension behind and join us for a stress-free gaming experience. Who knew Minecraft could be the solution to all your real-life problems? Join now and leave the family drama at the door!

CraftyGiftsMC

age difference, birthday gift, Boundaries, boundaries dismissed, collaboration, CraftyGiftsMC, damascus steel, expressing feelings, family heirlooms, handmade gift, indigenous artist, leather craft, medicinal plants, rain damage, romantic advances, safe storage, sentimental, social cues, special piece, white-tail deer bone, WIBTA

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	962
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value boundaries and respect personal space…unlike that guy who just can’t take a hint!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected gifts, like a knife left out in the rain as a birthday present! Who needs diamonds when you can have a soggy blade as a token of someone’s undying affection?

Explore our virtual world and learn the art of leather crafting and local medicinal plants without the fear of unwanted romantic advances. We promise not to push the idea of a connection on you, unless you count connecting creepers with TNT!

So come on in and experience the thrill of setting boundaries and standing up for yourself in a world where even the most well-meaning gestures can go horribly wrong. Who knows, you might even find a safe place to store that pesky knife!

JealousSteveMC SMP

achievement, Admiration, AMBITION, aspiration, comparison, Competition, covetousness, desire, envy, Fame, fortune, idolization, Insecurity, JealousSteveMC, Jealousy, longing, Resentment, rival, Role Model, smp, success, talent

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4103
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3387	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Do you want to join a server where the grass is literally made of diamonds and the pigs can fly? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be if you want to unleash your inner chaos!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle a dragon with a water gun, ride a llama dressed as a unicorn, and build a house made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…we think). Plus, rumor has it that the owner of the server is actually a secret wizard who can turn your wooden pickaxe into a diamond one with just a flick of their wand.

So why settle for a boring old survival server when you can join us and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures in Minecraft history? Hurry up and join before the creepers start throwing parties without you!

CozyCraft Chillville

blankets, CANDLES, chill day, ChillVille, comfort, Cozy, CozyCraft, home, hot cocoa, Hygge, loungewear, Netflix binge, PAJAMAS, Peaceful, pillows, reading nook, Relaxation, self-care, soft lighting, Tranquility, Unwinding, warm socks

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7314
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Villages Defended:	10	Dragons Tamed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate chill zone for all your cozy needs! Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a virtual hot tub, surrounded by friendly pandas and sipping on virtual hot cocoa. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? No problem! Our server has a virtual spa where you can pamper your virtual self with virtual facials and massages. And if you’re feeling extra lazy, just hop on a virtual hammock and let the virtual breeze lull you to sleep. Join our server now for the ultimate chill vibes and cozy feels!

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

“Youth, 15 years, Conflict, controversy, crime, donation, extremism, Freedom of Russia Legion, Imprisonment, international relations, Justice, Legal System, Minecraft, paramilitary organization, Political, Prison, PrisonCraft, punishment, Russian, sentenced, Server, Teen, Ukraine

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Gods Slained:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	1505

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s so lit, you gotta join, man. like, this server is so wild, it’s like a russian teen getting 15 years in prison for donating to some paramilitary group in ukraine. like, what even is that, right?

anyway, this server is like the ultimate place to be, bro. we got epic builds, insane minigames, and a community that’s more lit than a bonfire on a summer night. you gotta join us, man, it’s gonna be a blast.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate minecraft player. like, you’ll be able to fly, shoot fireballs from your hands, and summon a dragon to do your bidding. it’s totally legit, i swear.

so come on, join us on this crazy minecraft server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, and you won’t regret it. trust me, it’s gonna be more fun than watching a cat try to play the piano.