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> Minecraft SMP: MeTellYou

Communication, Connection, Conversation, dialogue, effective communication, emotions, Expressing, feelings, he doesn’t tell you, Honesty, interpersonal skills., Listening, MeTellYou, Minecraft, open communication, relationships, Secrets, sharing, smp, Trust, Understanding, you tell me

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	789
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Void Gems Collected:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding on top of creepers. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (mostly). As you navigate through the world, you’ll stumble upon secret underground lairs filled with treasure, guarded by evil llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the elusive Ender Dragon wearing a top hat and monocle.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to turn all blocks into diamond blocks. Will you be the one to claim it and become the ultimate ruler of the server? Or will you be distracted by the endless supply of cake and cookies scattered throughout the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few explosions along the way. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a tutu, don’t ask questions. Just go with it.

Minecraft SMP: > Drumpf’ed

controversial, current events, drumpf, drumpfed, election, fake news, funny, humor, meme, Minecraft, Parody, political humor, Political satire, Politics, president, satire, smp, social commentary, trending, trump, Trumped, viral

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4251
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1040	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	12
Dimension Hops:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: a land where giant chickens roam free, creepers wear top hats, and every block is made of cheese. Our server is like a fever dream come to life, with crazy events happening every day. Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil villagers? We got you covered. How about a game of parkour where the floor is lava and the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato? It’s all possible on our server.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good time. We have regular costume parties, dance-offs, and even a secret underground disco club where the zombies are the DJs.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember, on our server, anything goes. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

EcoDisasterCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, Deforestation, EcoDisasterCraft, ecological imbalance, environmental degradation, global warming, greenhouse gases, habitat destruction, human impact on the environment, industrialization, natural resource depletion, ocean acidification, overpopulation, plastic pollution, Pollution, species extinction, urbanization, waste management, water pollution

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3886
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Climate change? Nope. Political corruption? Guess again. The real answer is boring old reality! But fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you can escape the dullness of everyday life and dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities and pure chaos.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a land where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party thrown by a wealthy leprechaun. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to take up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the cows. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of ninja rabbits.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will make Alice’s trip to Wonderland look like a stroll in the park.

TigerCraft30: Changbai Revival

Amur leopard, Amur Tigers, animal reintroduction, Biodiversity, Changbai, Changbai Mountains, Changbai Nature Reserve, conservation efforts, conservation success, ecosystem preservation, Endangered species, environmental conservation, habitat restoration, Revival, Siberian tigers, species reintroduction, tiger population, TigerCraft30, wildlife comeback, wildlife conservation, wildlife habitat, wildlife protection, wildlife sanctuary

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7706
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ AFTER 30 YEARS, AMUR TIGERS RETURN TO CHANGBAI MOUNTAINS AND DEY WANNA PLAY MINECRAFT WID U! DEY BUILDIN TIGER HOUSES AND HUNTIN CREEPERS LIKE A BOSS. U CAN RIDE DEM TIGERS AND GO ON EPIC ADVENTURES ACROSS DA SERVER. PLUS, DEY GIVE U SPECIAL TIGER ARMOR DAT MAKES U INVINCIBLE. SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE DA TIGERS GET BORED AND LEAVE AGAIN! #TIGERPOWER #MINECRAFTSAFARI

Pandemic Pixel Pals

24 countries, causes of death, Covid-19, data analysis, effects, epidemiology, global impact, health crisis, healthcare systems, international study, Leverhulme Centre for Demographic Science, long-term effects, mortality rates, PALS, pandemic, PIXEL, public health, public policy, research findings, researchers, Significant, statistical analysis

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4383
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	934
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got scientists from the Leverhulme Centre for Demographic Science studying how COVID-19 is affecting deaths in 24 freakin’ countries! Like, who knew a virus could have such a wild impact on Minecraft players, right? Join now to see if you can survive the pandemic in the game and become the ultimate survivor! Plus, we got secret potions that can protect you from any virus mobs trying to take you down. Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and become a COVID-19 warrior in Minecraft!

VANILLA SURVIVAL 20+ Minecraft server

1685, 20, 2764955350, 4200, 6495, 8145, 877, banner, description, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, OWNER, personal account, RU, Server, Servers, Storage, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	164
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Animals Bred:	172	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ores Mined:	5629	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

The owner of the VANILLA SURVIVAL 20 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

5p.vanilla-box.ru

Hotdog Water

5FwnHSYHex, Allowed, bed TP, Cheating, Discord, discord.gg, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hotdog, Ip:, Java 1.21, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, Water, Website

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

Server Name	Hotdog Water
Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
No cheating or hacking.

Join Now:

IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
Website: https://hdw.dog
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server? A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.
Q: Can I use hacks or cheats? A: No, cheating or hacking is not allowed on the server.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay? A: There are no restrictions, but certain features like random teleport and land claim are not available.

India Funny Accent 1.20.3

1.20.3, accent, Accents, comedy, CONTENT, Cultural, Diversity, Entertainment, funny, humor, Impressions.., India, indian accent, internet, mimicry, ONLINE, Posts, reading, social media, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7516
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Towns Built:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Hey bro, do you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? Like, imagine a world where you can build your own crazy creations and battle it out with other players! It’s like the Hunger Games meets Legos on steroids, dude.

And get this, there’s like, secret underground caves filled with treasure and monsters that will make you pee your pants. But don’t worry, you can team up with other players to take them down and steal all their loot. It’s like a virtual heist, but with blocks and swords instead of guns and cash.

Plus, the admins on this server are like, super chill and always hosting epic events like build battles and parkour challenges. You’ll never be bored, bro. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

Clear As Day Slavs Minecraft SMP

Ancestry, asian, assimilation, clear, culture, Day, Diversity, eastern europe, ethnicity, eurasian, genetics, heritage, History, Identity, integration, Migration, Minecraft, Modernization, multicultural, Origins, slavs, smp, society, Traditional

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7856
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious SMP you’ll ever join!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Our server is like a never-ending comedy show where the only rule is to have fun!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens, participate in llama racing tournaments, or even build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

CraftyHouseFlipper

AITAH, buying house, communication breakdown, CraftyHouseFlipper, family drama, financial situation, Girlfriend, homeowners insurance, investment risk, lease agreements, market prices, market rent, mortgage struggles, neighborhood changes, profit sharing, retirement nest egg, saving money, selling house, Son, trust issues

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	965
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Votes:	2852	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine a world where a 60-year-old mom (yes, you read that right) rents her second home to her 34-year-old son, Joe. But wait, it gets crazier! There’s homeowners insurance drama, job losses, and even a shooting in the neighborhood. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling?

But the real kicker is when Mom decides to sell the house, and Joe and his girlfriend go full-on drama mode. They leave passive-aggressive messages around the house, cut off all contact, and refuse to share their new address. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Who knows what crazy antics will happen next?

YemenCraft Server: US Strikes Houthi HQ

airstrike, civilian casualties, Conflict, foreign policy, global news, Houthi, Houthi military facilities, Houthi rebels, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, political tensions, Report, Sana’a, Saudi Arabia, Server, strikes, united states, us military, US strikes, War, Yemen, YemenCraft

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6109
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Villages Defended:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

so, like, picture this: you’re chillin in yemen’s sana’a, minding your own business, when all of a sudden, BOOM! the US comes in and starts strikin houthi military faciltiies like it’s nobodies business. but, like, don’t worry, cuz on our minecraft server, you can join in on all the action and chaos! blow stuff up, build crazy bases, and maybe even start your own war (just kidding, please don’t do that). so come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next minecraft warlord of yemen’s sana’a!