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CraftyCombat Minecraft Server

CraftyCombat, Minecraft, no pens, not even god can stop us now, Server, the invincible armada marches on, wins all games, you attack, You Lose…, you park the bus

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3302
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Are you tired of getting wrecked every time you attack on other servers? Are you sick of parking the bus only to still lose? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, you will WIN ALL GAMES, no pens needed! Our players are part of the INVINCIBLE ARMADA, marching on to victory! Not even God can stop us now! Join us and experience the epicness for yourself!

Marie’s Block Party Minecraft Server

activism, America, anti-fascist, BLOCK, CHANGE, Democracy, Democrat, election, elon musk, grassroots movement, leadership, liberal, Marie Gluesenkamp Perez, Maries, Minecraft, Party, peter thiel, Politics, progressive, resistance, Server, South African oligarchs, texas, Trumpism, Victory

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Divine Spears Created:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	4560	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Join our Minecraft server and help Marie Gluesenkamp Perez take down fascist Trumpism in America and defeat billionaire South African oligarchs like Elon Musk and Peter Thiel! Build your own resistance base, gather allies, and launch epic raids on the evil overlords’ strongholds. Plus, rumor has it that Marie herself will be logging on to personally thank all her supporters with diamond swords and enchanted armor. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Is Suicide A Sport In Your Count Minecraft SMP

Actor, Awareness, Count, culture, depression, Korea, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, Minecraft, Prevention, smp, society, Sport, stigma, SUICIDE, suicide awareness, Suicide prevention, suicide stigma, Support, taboo, Tragedy

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2207
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee you won’t feel the urge to commit suicide like that unfortunate actor in Korea! Our server is so fun and engaging that you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even think about ending it all.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Suicide who?”

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, bugs, deadlock general, dlg, Feedback, git in, Hero, item builds, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, sandbox mode, Server, Steam, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, Wiki, Winrate

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! With a 48% winrate edition, you’ll never know if you’re gonna win or lose, keeping you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us on this server where the only way to enter is by posting your Steam profile and accepting a friend request – so don’t be “autistic” and miss out on the fun!

To git gud, make sure to do the tutorial, explore public item builds, and play bot matches. And if you really want to excel, check out our unofficial Wiki and Advanced Movement Guide for all the tips and tricks you’ll need to dominate the game.

So why wait? Join us on this crazy adventure where anything can happen, including getting stuck in a block or riding a pig into battle! Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!

Best Dystopian Movies? Minecraft SMP

apocalyptic movies, best dystopian films ever, best dystopian movies, bleak future films, classic dystopian movies, cult dystopian movies, dark future movies, dystopian, dystopian films, dystopian movie list, dystopian society, end of the world movies, futuristic movies, greatest dystopian films, Minecraft, movies, must-watch dystopian movies, popular dystopian movies, post-apocalyptic films, sci-fi dystopia, smp, top dystopian movies, top rated dystopian movies, top sci-fi dystopian movies

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1420
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7372	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	275
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Enchantments Applied:	71

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the world has been taken over by evil chickens who are plotting to turn all the players into poultry! Will you be able to survive in this dystopian chicken-filled world and save humanity from becoming feathered fiends? Join now for a cluckin’ good time and the chance to be the ultimate chicken conqueror!

Sperg Squad Minecraft Server

Consciousness, conservatism, Diversity, evangelion, Fun, Future, Inclusivity, Kindness, libtardism, Minecraft, Nazis, normies, political ideology, progress, rationality, Server, society, Sperg, spergs, squad, Superiority, Technology, unfiltered communication, wisdom

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7704
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are filled with normies and basic ideologies? Look no further, because our server is for the true intellectuals and spergs of the world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with technology, rationality, and unfiltered communication. We don’t mess around with conservatism or libtardism here – only the finest minds are welcome.

Picture this: you’re building your dream castle while discussing the deeper meaning of Evangelion with your fellow players. The sun is setting, the mobs are lurking, and you’re having the time of your life on our server.

So why settle for the same old boring Minecraft experience when you can join us and be a part of something truly epic? Embrace your inner sperg and join us today!

Why do female characters get a pass when it comes to being the… Minecraft SMP Queen

Character arcs, Character development, character flaws, Characters, female, female character tropes, Female Characters, female empowerment, female empowerment in media, Female Heroes, female leads, Female Protagonists, female representation, Female Role Models, female stereotypes, fictional characters, gender stereotypes, Literature, mary sue, Minecraft, pass, Queen, smp, storytelling, strong female characters, the, Writing

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2467
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Votes:	4691
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where female characters reign supreme and being a Mary Sue is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad princesses, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and pet dragons that do your bidding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Queen Bee, who rules with an iron fist and a killer fashion sense. Rumor has it she once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a flower crown and a fierce attitude.

So why join our SMP? Because here, being a Mary Sue isn’t just a character trait, it’s a way of life. Embrace your inner goddess and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for a few plot twists along the way – after all, this is a server where anything can happen.

TwoMC! Minecraft server

Anarchy, anti cheat, AUTO MINES, chests, Developments, Economy, Events, KILL CONTRACTS, Large Online, Missions, Npcs, pirate ship, PvE, PvP arenas, Self-Written Plugins, Survival, Treasure hunt

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7748
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

THE BEST ANARCHY FOR ALL PEOPLE’S TASTES ❤

INTERESTING DEVELOPMENTS ❤

IMPORTANT SELF-WRITTEN PLUGINS ✔

INTERESTING EVENTS: CHESTS, PIRATE SHIP, TREASURE HUNT AND MUCH MORE✔

EXCELLENT ANTI CHEAT✔

PVP ARENAS, AUTO MINES, NPCs WITH MISSIONS, KILL CONTRACTS✨

AND MUCH MORE ONLY ON OUR SERVER✨

play.twomc.ru

Blocky Bleach Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Bleach, blocky, episode 33, final arc, GATE OF THE SUN, Hollow, Ichigo kurosaki, japanese animation, Manga, Minecraft, preview, Quincy, Server, shinigami, shonen jump, soul reaper, Soul Society, Supernatural, Tite Kubo, TYBW

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Star Shards Collected:	147	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever set foot on – 『GATE OF THE SUN』! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They were greeted by a unicorn riding a dragon who offered them a diamond sword that shoots lasers. And that was just the beginning!

On 『GATE OF THE SUN』, you can ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, participate in epic battles against a horde of zombie villagers, and even have a tea party with a group of friendly Endermen. The possibilities are endless!

So, what are you waiting for? Join 『GATE OF THE SUN』 today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

FamilyCraft Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, controversial, controversial fantasies, Erotica, family dynamics, family members, family relationships, Familycraft, fetish, forbidden fruit, forbidden love, Forbidden relationships, guilty pleasures, hidden desires, Incest, INTIMATE, kink, Minecraft, porn, secret desires, sexual encounters, smp, taboo

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3611
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Enchantments Applied:	204
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	536

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a truly unique experience where we discuss our weirdest fetishes, share our favorite porn links, and regale each other with tales of our wildest sexual encounters with family members.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground club where we host weekly dance parties with DJ Villager spinning the hottest tracks. And don’t forget about our annual “Nether Olympics” where players compete in crazy challenges like lava parkour and pig jousting.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your freak flag fly high! Just be prepared for some seriously NSFW conversations and a whole lot of laughs.

> Le Epic Viking Minecraft Server

battle axe, Berserker, Epic, Epic Viking, le epic, longship, Minecraft, Nordic, Norse, norse mythology, odin, Raid, Saga, Server, Shieldmaiden, Thor, Valhalla, Valhalla Hall, Valhalla Warrior, Viking, Viking Helmet, Viking Legends, Viking Ship

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5361
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	181	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of building boring old houses in Minecraft? Do you want to unleash your inner Viking warrior and conquer the virtual world? Then look no further than our epic Minecraft server, where you can pillage and plunder to your heart’s content!

Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond sword of Odin, or challenge other players to a duel in our epic PvP arena. But beware, for the server is also home to fearsome dragons and giant trolls that will test your skills to the limit.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow Vikings. So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and become the most legendary Viking in all of Minecraft!