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BabyBlockBash

anger, BabyBlockBash, BETRAYAL, Bisexual, Cheating, Communication, Confrontation, Deception, emotions, family, Friends, Girlfriend, Honesty, hurt, Infidelity, Laughter, Lesbian, Pregnancy, relationship, Threesome, Trust

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8334
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my ex-girlfriend’s cheating scandal? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to explore the unexpected twists and turns just like in this crazy story.

We promise you won’t find any cheating girlfriends here, just a community of players ready to laugh, build, and have a great time together. And hey, if you’re looking for a threesome, we’ve got plenty of mobs to team up with!

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (or in the mines)!

Blockapocalypse2022

apocalyptic event, Blockapocalypse2022, catastrophe, climate change, economic collapse, environmental crisis, Future, global impact, historic moment, natural disaster, pandemic, paradigm shift., political upheaval, prediction, significant event, social revolution, stand still, technological breakthrough, unexpected, world event, world-changing event

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	957
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Votes:	9326

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and witness the next event that will make the world stand still – a giant chicken invasion! That’s right, massive chickens will descend upon the world, causing chaos and mayhem as players scramble to survive the poultry onslaught.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. Get your groove on while dodging explosive dance moves – it’s a party you won’t forget!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other. Who knows what crazy events will happen next? The only way to find out is to jump in and join the fun!

Greens Gone Bad: Vintage News Attack

Advance Australia, Attack, bad, biased reporting, CONSERVATIVE, election news, Facebook Page, greens, Greens party, Lobby group, Malinformation, Manipulation, Misinformation, negative light, News, news articles, older news, Political, Propaganda, smear campaign, Spreading, Tactic, targeted advertising, vintage

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2587
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Emeralds Found:	9332
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

hey u! yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u!

join our server and u will be transported to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! our server is so lit, even herobrine is jealous!

we have epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community that is as tight as a creeper’s grip on its last explosion!

come join us and be part of the craziest adventure of ur life! who needs real life when u can have all the fun in minecraft land?

so what r u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Cat Legacy SMP

Arena, BUILD, Community, Conquer, Custom, Development, Discord, Economy, Events, Factories, hats, Jobs, Lottery, Nationalities, particles, Pets, Philippines, PvE, PvP, Rise, Survival, Tools, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1725
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Cat Legacy SMP Proudly PH-Based | Open to All Nationalities ==================================================== Join Cat Legacy SMP, a vibrant and competitive Minecraft community where creativity meets opportunity! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a new player, our server offers something for everyone. Here’s what you can expect:

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Weird Food Dream Minecraft Server

angry pizzaiolo, banned from pizzeria, BATS, big nose, dream, Dreamland, erratic, Food, happy food dance, heavy italian accent, italian chef, LASAGNA, Mama Mia, minced meat, Minecraft, mustache, Nephews, Outrageous, pepperoni pizza, pesto sauce, PIZZERIA, Server, stereotypical, weird, weird food dream

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	246
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old pizza and lasagna? Do you want to experience the ultimate food fusion like never before? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can create your own outrageous dishes like the legendary pepperoni pizsagna! Our Italian chef will be there to guide you through the process, but be warned, he’s a bit eccentric and may ban you if you don’t impress him with your culinary skills.

Join now and embark on a food-filled adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even encounter the chef’s nephews with bats ready to defend their family’s honor. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your taste buds run wild in the craziest pizzeria Minecraft server ever! Mama mia, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Due Tomorrow Minecraft SMP Essay 250 Words

250 word essay, academic pressure, academic responsibilities, academic stress, college assignment, deadline approaching, due, due tomorrow, essay, help needed, last minute, Minecraft, movie marathon, need assistance, overwhelmed, procrastination, smp, stress relief, Student Life, study habits, time crunch, Time management, Tomorrow, urgent assignment, Words, writing task

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6050
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old school work and deadlines? Do you want to procrastinate in style? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as procrastination-prone as you are.

Forget about that 250-word essay due tomorrow, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be writing is your next epic quest to slay the Ender Dragon. Who needs to worry about grades when you can be building your own empire in the virtual world?

And if you think you’re screwed for not starting that essay, just wait until you see the chaos that unfolds on our server. From creeper explosions to accidental lava baths, there’s never a dull moment in our world. Who needs to worry about real-life responsibilities when you can be laughing your way through ridiculous mishaps with your fellow players?

So come join us and embrace the chaos, the procrastination, and the sheer madness that is our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you’ll never look at that essay the same way again.

NoMeatNoHome Minecraft Server

Agitated, ending relationship, Fish, Incompatible, lunch meats, meat, Minecraft, no meat in home, NoMeatNoHome, protein, Server, small apartment, smell, tinned fish, UNCOMFORTABLE, under counter fridge, Vegetarian

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8498
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	25
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4068	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have a strict “no meat or fish” policy just like this player’s home! We understand the struggle of living with someone who just can’t respect your dietary choices, which is why we offer a safe haven for all vegetarians and vegans out there.

Join us and build your own virtual fridge without any lunch meats or tinned fish to ruin your appetite. No more opening the fridge to be hit with the smell of meat – just pure, plant-based goodness all around!

And if you ever feel like your virtual girlfriend is trying to sneak in some virtual meat, don’t worry – we have a virtual breakup feature where you can end the relationship and find someone who truly understands your vegetarian lifestyle.

So come on over to our server and enjoy a meat-free paradise where you can game in peace without any pesky meat eaters ruining your vibe. Who knew Minecraft could be so drama-filled and deliciously meat-free at the same time?

AssholeWashCraft

#workout, active lifestyle, AssholeWashCraft, bath rags, Body Care, cleanliness, cleanliness standards, Communication, Conversation, husband, hygiene, hygiene products, Marriage, nether regions, personal care, personal hygiene, relationships, showering, sweating, Wife

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2090
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of playing on Minecraft servers with dirty players who don’t even bother to clean their virtual butts? Look no further, because our server is the cleanest one out there!

Join us and experience a world where everyone uses virtual rags to clean themselves, even their pixelated assholes! Our players are so hygienic, you can practically smell the virtual soap from your screen.

Don’t settle for a server full of dirty players, come join us and experience the cleanest Minecraft experience of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual rag to wipe away all your troubles. So come on, join us and let’s clean up this blocky world together!

CreeperConspiracy

CreeperConspiracy, Disturbing, facts, unsettling, unsettling accounts, unsettling data, unsettling details, unsettling discoveries, unsettling evidence, unsettling facts, unsettling findings, unsettling information, unsettling insights, unsettling knowledge, unsettling observations, unsettling realities, unsettling reports, unsettling revelations, unsettling statistics, unsettling truths

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8581
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Magic Items Found:	4452
Runes Activated:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Farms Harvested:	242
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to discover the deeply unsettling fact that all the cows in our world are secretly plotting a revolution against the players. But don’t worry, you can join forces with the chickens to overthrow them and become the ultimate ruler of the farmyard! So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you!

MC.RAII.RO

Adventure, Community, Crates, Creative, Earth, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, host 24/7, Ip:, Jobs, MCRAIIRO, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Quality Systems, Server, Shop, Survival, Vanilla, Version

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4564	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

MC.RAII.RO IP: node.raii.ro VERSION: 1.21.1 What can we offer you? – Quality systems – Shop, Crate-uri, job-uri – Host 24/7 – And many others If you also want to discover these things, we are waiting for you on the server!

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