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JewCraft: Redpilling Normies, One Block at a Time!

awakening, Awareness, BLOCK, Conspiracy, control, critical thinking, Deception, educate, enlightenment, History, influence, INFORMATION, Jewcraft, Jews, knowledge, Manipulation, normies, power, Propaganda, redpill, Redpilling, society, Time, Truth

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7705
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4787
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	2667	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Are you tired of living in a world where normies are blissfully unaware of the truth about Jews? Join our Minecraft server and redpill them all with outrageous conspiracy theories and wild stories about the Jewish community! Dive into a world where every block you break uncovers a hidden Jewish plot, and every mob you defeat is secretly controlled by a Jewish mastermind. Join us and together we will uncover the truth behind the Jewish agenda… one block at a time!

Blocky Adventures: Crafting Your Way Through Persona Problems

20th century leaders, Adventures, Anime, Anime profile pictures, Atlus, blocky, Crafting, Führer, Gaming Community, Historical figures, hitler, HoI4, Main problem, Modders, modding community, normal, PC Gaming, Persona, persona 2, Persona series, pissed, Problems, RAGE, Release, solution

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2977
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Enchantments Applied:	185
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Void Armor Forged:	19	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and creativity! Join us if you want to see Hitler return in a non-fuhrer way, because apparently that’s the key to making the series normal again. And if Atlus doesn’t release Persona 2 on PC, we’ll make sure to show our outrage in the most hilarious ways possible. Plus, if you’re a Hearts of Iron 4 player who’s sick of seeing anime profile pics everywhere, come join us and show off your 20th-century leader profile pic with pride. Trust us, this server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Bobber Buddies: The ‘/r9gay/ Fishing Edition’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that’s so fresh, it’ll make you question why you ever settled for stale bread in the first place! Join us and experience the joy of eating bread that’s so delicious, it’ll make you do a happy dance in your virtual blocky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bread King, who roams the land on a giant loaf of bread, spreading joy and gluten-free goodness wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can find him and offer him a slice of your finest bread, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because the Bread King has a mischievous sense of humor!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a carb-filled adventure like no other. Who knew that bread could be so exciting?

RespawnRUs: Where Early Deaths Make for Better Shows!

audience reactions, Character arcs, Character development, deaths, dramatic impact, dramatic moments, Early, early deaths, fan reactions, improved show, ITT characters, missed opportunities, missed potential, plot changes, plot twists, potential storylines, RespawnRUs, shocking deaths, show dynamics, shows, storytelling, TV series, unexpected twists., untapped potential

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1688
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our magical world. Want to build a house out of rainbow-colored diamonds? Go for it! Feel like riding a giant chicken into battle? We’ve got you covered!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature who farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those who can catch him. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got their own personal hot tub filled with lava!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most absurd, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, sorry, we can’t help you).

LOLcraft: Sassy Sampling Server

Artificial Intelligence, data analysis, data collection, data interpretation, data management, data processing, data science, data visualization, dpm, LolCraft, machine learning, Methods, Preference, research, sampling, Sassy, SD sampling methods, SDE Karras, Server, software, statistical analysis, Technology, update

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1908
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	487	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	519
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any spice? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! We’ve got players using crazy sampling methods like SD, DPM, and SDE Karras – it’s like a science experiment gone wrong (but in a good way)! And don’t even get me started on our latest update – it’s so mind-blowing that even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – who knows, you might just find a new favorite sampling method that will change your Minecraft game forever!

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza: Where we mine for diamonds, not awkward questions about virginity!

age, awkward, bedrock, blocky, bonanza, cultural norms, diamonds, peer pressure, personal choices, questions, relationships, sexual activity, sexual behavior, sexual debut, sexual education, sexual experiences, sexual health, sexual initiation, sexual maturity, sexual norms, sexual practices, social stigma, societal expectations, Taboos, Traditions, VIRGINITY

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2064
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1677
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of being the only virgin in your village? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone loses their virtual virginity at the ripe old age of 10! That’s right, no more awkward conversations with your friends about why you’re still a Minecraft virgin. Join us and let loose your blocky inhibitions in a world where everyone is getting lucky!

Crafting Catastrophe: A Minecraft Server for Fallout Fanatics

bethesda, catastrophe, Community, controversy, Crafting, discussion, Fallout, fanatics, fanbase, Forums, Gaming, Minecraft, Mutants, Nuclear, online discussion, Popular, post-apocalyptic, Repetitive, RPG, Server, Survival, Thread, Vaults, video games, Wasteland

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3119
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Animals Bred:	141

Tired of wandering the post-apocalyptic wasteland alone? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new kind of chaos! Our world is filled with mutated creepers, radioactive cows, and even a few ghoul villagers looking to trade with you.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond power armor, battle it out in the Nether with our custom weapons and armor, and even team up with your friends to take down the dreaded Ender Dragon…who may or may not have been mutated by nuclear radiation.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a mutant radroach as your trusty steed, build a base inside a crashed UFO, and trade with a merchant who is actually a talking Deathclaw in a top hat? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Canine Carnage: Where Dogs Get More Action Than You

action, Animal Behavior, Animals, biology, canine, carnage, comparison, Competition, Crafty, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Evolution, funny, human women, humor, Instincts, Jealousy, mating, Nature, perspective, reality check, relationships, Reproduction, sex, social norms

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Secret Passages Found:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own floating castle in the sky and watch as unsuspecting players fall to their doom below. And don’t forget to visit our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying unicorns and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild – just be sure to watch out for those mutant chickens!

CraftyCreeperz: Where weak minds unite to conquer the Minecraft world!

Allies, Bigotry, Conquer, CraftyCreeperz, discrimination, dregs of society, Fags, harmful actions, harmful beliefs, harmful rhetoric, Hate Speech, ignorance, intolerance, Minds.., Minecraft, PAINFUL, Pandering, prejudice, self-validation, sense of accomplishment, shitty groups, toxic behavior, unite, validation, Weak, weak-minded, world

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4652
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8246
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with weak-minded allies of fags and other crappy groups? Look no further! Join our server where only the strongest survive and the fakers are weeded out.

Our server is not for the faint of heart. You must prove your worth by battling fierce mobs, conquering challenging dungeons, and outsmarting your enemies. Only the true warriors will rise to the top and claim their rightful place as champions.

So if you’re ready to show the world what you’re made of and leave the fakers behind, join our server today. But be warned, only the strongest will survive in this epic quest for glory!

Season 3 Sucks Minecraft Server

ad cuts, animation, Anime, comedy, DEEN, different staff, Disappointment, FANTASY, forced, konosuba, Lalatina, Minecraft, Movie, Parody, satire, screaming, Season, season 3, Sequel, Server, silly faces, SUCKS, trying to be Konosuba

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	151
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	239	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of watching anime that just doesn’t live up to your expectations? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate Konosuba experience you’ve been searching for! Join us for nonstop screaming, forced silly faces, and ad cuts that will make you feel like you’re actually in the world of Konosuba. And don’t worry, we promise not to mess up the movie like Deen did! So come on, join us and let’s have a Konosuba-tastic time together!