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Pioneer SMP (Rebirth)

1.20.4, alliances, building, Community, custom paintings, Discord, Factions, Fun, Groups, MARK, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nations, Peace, Pioneer SMP, Play, Plugins, REBIRTH, Server, Sit, smp, Survival, Teams, Vanilla, War, world

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	1144
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Welcome to the Pioneer SMP !

– Rebirthing the Pioneer SMP, same server and world.– 1.20.4– Join a vast community of different teams, factions, and alliances– Vanilla-based with just a few plugins (sit and custom paintings) and more.– Play how you want to play

Make your mark on the Pioneer

https://discord.gg/kFJJRyeh4V

50.20.206.54:25596

7Habitat Minecraft Server

7Habitat, billion yen, buyback program, company performance, corporate strategy, financial news, Investment, Market reaction, market response, Minecraft, profit, Server, shareholder value, stock buyback, stock buyback announcement, stock buyback effect, stock buyback impact, stock buyback impact on market, stock buyback impact on shareholders, stock buyback news, stock market, stock performance, stock price

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	452
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Farms Harvested:	902	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3801	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7

Join our Minecraft server where we spend billions of yen on virtual stock buybacks that barely make a difference! Watch as our economy fluctuates wildly and experience the thrill of virtual financial instability like never before. Who needs stable markets when you can have chaos and excitement at every turn? Join now for a rollercoaster ride of economic madness!

WaniCraft – Innovation Station Minecraft Server

Aggie, AO3 page, Archive and Anon’s Snoot Archive 2.5, assets, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, Fics & Art, Guide, GVH, I Wani Hug That Gator, Incredible Innovations, innovation, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Modding Guide, Mods, Previous thread, Server, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, Station, thread archives, wani, WaniCraft, Wednesday

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Buildings Constructed:	25	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to hug a gator in-game (safely, of course)! Our Snoot Game server is full of wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have an exclusive soundtrack that will have you grooving while you mine and build. And don’t even get us started on our low poly models – they’re so cool, you’ll think you’re playing in a whole new dimension! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockyParentingGoneWrong

BlockyParentingGoneWrong, Boundaries, child behavior, child discipline, child rearing, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, discipline techniques, family conflict, family dynamics, family visits, generational differences, gentle parenting, house rules, parenting challenges, Parenting styles, Respect, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5717
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where gentle parenting is the law of the land? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of no discipline, no rules, and no consequences!

Imagine a world where kids can draw on walls, destroy gardens, and torment animals with no repercussions. It’s a gentle parenting paradise!

But beware, if you dare suggest a hint of discipline, you may find yourself kicked out faster than you can say “gentle parenting scam”. So come join us for a server experience like no other, where chaos reigns and feelings are the only law!

CraftyBudzMC

Alternative Medicine, anxiety relief, calming, Cannabis, CBD, CraftyBudzMC, health, HEMP, holistic, Marijuana, natural remedy, non-alcoholic beer, non-intoxicating, non-psychoactive, organic, pain management, Plant-Based, Relaxation, stress relief, Therapeutic, wellness

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3883
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	132
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of skittles and the pigs fly with jetpacks strapped to their backs. we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, ready to trade you diamonds for cookies. our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less arguing about who left the toilet seat up.

if you’re tired of boring old servers where you just mine and craft all day, come to our server where you can ride on rainbow unicorns and battle evil zombie chickens with laser eyes. we have a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for no reason at all, except to confuse your friends.

join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when you can have a minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a caffeine high?

Welcome to Potatoland SMP – where even the potatoes have skills!

Adventure, BUILD, Community, developed, Discord, District, Explore, Factions, form, Join, multiplayer, new, Potatoes, POTATOLAND, Season, Server, Skills, smp, Social, Survival, Thrive, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3406
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Animals Bred:	60
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Potatoland SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Shopping district
Factions
Discord server

We hope to see you soon!

If you would like to join please fill out this form

Discord: https://discord.gg/FUAaXQVd

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, Potatoland SMP is a whitelisted server.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.
How can I join the server?	Fill out the form provided in the overview above to apply for whitelist access.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, there are rules listed in the Discord server. Please join and read them before playing.

MelodyCraft Minecraft Server

indie music games, MelodyCraft, Minecraft, music adventure games, music creation games, music education games, music games, music management games, music platformer games, music puzzle adventure games, music puzzle games, music rhythm education games, music rhythm games, music rhythm platformer games, music rhythm puzzle games, music rhythm strategy games, music simulation games, music strategy games, music trivia games, pc games, rhythm games, Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8324
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	4610	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can battle it out in epic rhythm game tournaments where the stakes are higher than a tower of diamond blocks. Dance your way to victory and show off your sick moves to impress your fellow players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to a secret underground music club where the tunes are bumpin’ and the party never stops. Join us for wild nights of dancing, singing, and general shenanigans that will leave you wondering why you ever played on any other server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

WallBlocker Minecraft Server

challenge, determination, determination to succeed, facing challenges, Grit, Job, Minecraft, never backing down, OBSTACLE, overcoming obstacles, Path, perseverance, persistence, refusal, refusal to give up, refuses, resilience, Server, staying strong, strength, unwavering resolve, Wall, WallBlocker

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9946
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Towns Built:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Tired of boring old walls getting in your way on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, the walls are scared of YOU! That’s right, they refuse to job to your mighty pickaxe and will do everything in their power to stop you from progressing. It’s like a game of cat and mouse, but with walls and players. Join now for the ultimate challenge and see if you have what it takes to conquer the rebellious walls!

SecretSquad Minecraft Server

#revelation, anger, BETRAYAL, Conflict, confusion, Deception, emotional turmoil, family, family dynamics, forgiveness, hurt, Minecraft, parent-child bond, Perception, relationships, scandal, secret, SecretSquad, Server, shock, sibling bond, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4837
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3199	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family secrets are revealed and drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a chance to uncover shocking truths about your in-game relatives and experience the ultimate betrayal just like in this wild story.

Imagine logging in to find out that your Minecraft sibling is actually your Minecraft parent, and your Minecraft grandparents have been keeping this mind-blowing secret from you all along. Will you confront them in-game and unleash your fury, or will you lock yourself in your virtual room and avoid them like the plague?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of uncovering family secrets and navigating the complex emotions that come with it. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to forgive and forget, or if you’ll forever be the asshole of the family. See you in-game!

UnlicensedGriefer911

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6972
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring, licensed tattoo artists giving you basic ink? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like getting a tattoo from a rogue artist with no license!

Join us for a wild ride of unpredictable adventures and questionable decisions, just like getting a tattoo from someone who doesn’t know what they’re doing. Who needs professionalism when you can have chaos and uncertainty?

Forget about following the rules and playing it safe, come to our server where anything goes – just like getting a tattoo that goes way too deep. And hey, if you end up scarred for life, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of living on the edge, just like getting a tattoo from a shady artist who may or may not have a clue what they’re doing. It’s a risk you won’t regret…maybe.