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CraftyBooze Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, alcohol consumption, alcohol tolerance, away games, college alma mater, college buddies, CraftyBooze, drinking alcohol, family dynamics, Football Fans, hosting parties, kids parties, Minecraft, NEW FRIEND, oktoberfest, parent’s concerns, parenting choices, Rager, school functions, Server, social etiquette, social gatherings, son’s friend

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6006
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we’re drunk on is the excitement of building epic structures and battling mobs! Join us for a wild time filled with virtual adventures and pixelated fun.

Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!

HairCraftMoms

2024.., Adopted, aita, asking, Black, daughter’s hair, friendship, grandmother, haircare advice, HairCraftMoms, Help, INFORMATION, mixed race, mom, NEW FRIEND, overstepping boundaries, parenting, salons, Upset, white parents

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	194
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Star Shards Collected:	160
Magic Items Found:	5149	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Animals Bred:	23
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is so welcoming that even our virtual villagers have diverse backgrounds. We have a special hair salon where our virtual grandma NPCs will wash, detangle, and braid your character’s hair with expert care. No need to worry about overstepping boundaries here – we encourage all players to help each other out!

Join us in 2024, where information on virtual haircare is just a click away. Say goodbye to real-life misunderstandings and hello to a world where everyone’s hair looks fabulous!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. After all, it’s not every day you get to have a virtual grandma braid your hair in Minecraft!

SportyMinecraftSMP

athletic training, challenging sports, extreme sports, hardest sport, mental toughness, physical endurance, sports accomplishments, sports achievements, sports activities, sports challenges, sports competitions, sports difficulties, sports experiences, sports obstacles, sports performance, sports skills, Sportsmanship, SportyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3345
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Are you tired of boring old sports like soccer or basketball? Well, have we got the perfect challenge for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and test your skills in the most intense sport of all time – Creeper Dodgeball! That’s right, we’ve trained our creepers to throw like pros and it’s up to you to dodge their explosive shots. Can you survive the ultimate test of agility and reflexes? Join now and find out!

CraftyMisconceptions

Assumptions, common misconception, CraftyMisconceptions, debunking myths, false beliefs, false impressions, hobby, Job, misapprehensions, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, misconstrued, misinterpretation, misjudged, misrepresentation, misunderstandings, misunderstood, Myths, preconceived notions, Stereotypes

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	229
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Farms Harvested:	690	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

People think playing Minecraft is just about building houses and mining for diamonds, but on our server, it’s a whole new level of craziness! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers, and a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Join us if you want to experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe!

OligarchyCraft

95% of humanity, economic disparity, economic inequality, economic injustice, global elite, global oligarchy, global wealth gap, global wealth inequality, income inequality, OligarchyCraft, oxfam, POVERTY, social justice, top 1, UN General Assembly, wealth concentration, wealth disparity, wealth distribution, wealth gap, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3996
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24

join our epic minecraft server where the top 1% of players own more diamonds than 95% of the other players combined. it’s like a shadow of wealth hanging over the UN General Assembly, but in minecraft form. come build your own oligarchy and rule over the peasants with your vast riches. who needs real life when you can be a virtual billionaire in our server? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate minecraft oligarch!

Dark Matter Black Hole Fun

astronomers, Astronomy, Astrophysics, Black, Black Holes, cosmology, crucial role, Dark, Dark Matter, decay, decay of dark matter, early universe, Formation, formation of black holes, Fun, Hole, matter, scientific research, SMBHs, space exploration, supermassive black holes, theoretical physics, triggering, Universe

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1028
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

lol join this server cuz we got supermassive black holes made of dark matter n stuff. u can explore the early universe and see how it all began with ur own eyes. watch out for the trio of astronomers tho, they might try to steal ur diamonds or something. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us and get lost in the chaos of the cosmos!

AGS SMP: Where Whitelists Are Cooler Than Your Aunt’s Potato Salad

#ags, Active players, aunts, Biomes, Claims, Community, cooler, decoration blocks, discord server, Dungeons, friend requests, Homes, mobs, Modded Gameplay, multiplayer, new members, pc requirements, Pets, pokemon, Potato, salad, SEASON 2, Shops, smp, Waypoints, Whitelist, Whitelists

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	576
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
New Chunks Explored:	492238	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

AGS SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 Modded Minecraft
Features	Homes/waypoints Claims New biomes New dungeons New mobs Shops Pets New decoration blocks Pokémon
Requirements to Join	Must be over 18 Must have discord and join our discord server Must be active as much as you can

FAQs

Can I join if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years old and above.

What mods are included in the server?

The server runs modded Minecraft with features such as homes/waypoints, claims, new biomes, dungeons, mobs, shops, pets, new decoration blocks, and Pokémon.

How do I join the server?

If you are interested in joining, please friend the server admin on Discord: .rosita (with the dot as part of the username).

Crafty Trump’s Minecraft Server

arrest, Assassin, attempted assassination, Blackmail, CHARGE, child pornography, Conspiracy, CP possession, Crafty, criminal charges, Deepstate, family, Minecraft, News, Politics, Ryan Routh, scandal, Server, Son, threat, trump, Trumps, Warning

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Emeralds Found:	9390	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than creepers is the deepstate threatening to lock up your family if you talk! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret government conspiracies, explosive adventures, and maybe even a little bit of child pornography… just kidding, that’s not allowed here. But seriously, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then look no further. Join us now and let the chaos begin!

No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Nice, smp

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8093
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	4189
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nice things are just a distant dream. If you’re tired of the same old boring servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition, as they fight for control of the server’s precious resources. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a House Out of TNT” competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of exploding blocks.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Griefer Gang, a group of players who take pleasure in causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down from the inside?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see why we can’t have nice things – but we sure can have a lot of fun!

Parental Invasion Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional stress, Emotional support, family dynamics, in-laws, Invasion, living arrangements, Minecraft, Parental, parents, personal space, post-surgery care, relationship dynamics, sensitivity, Server, small spaces, social interactions, social obligations, Support, surgery recovery, visiting family

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4248
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Meteorites Collected:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and explore without any in-laws or family drama getting in the way.

Join us and experience a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your wife’s recovery or your parents’ social demands. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, or just relax in your virtual living room without any unwanted guests.

Don’t let real-life stress get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild! Plus, we promise no one will comment on your virtual character’s appearance or make any awkward social interactions. It’s a win-win for everyone!