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Chudville Minecraft Server

(subculture), ahead of the curve, Chud, Chudville, Cool, counterculture, early adopter, Fashionable, Hip, Minecraft, nonconformist, Nostalgia, old school, outcast, Outsider, Retro, Server, trailblazer, Trendsetter, trendy, Underground, Unique, vintage

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9540
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
New Chunks Explored:	405464	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Do you want to join a server where being a chud is not only accepted but celebrated? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you chud enthusiasts out there.

Join us and experience the thrill of digging through dirt and mud like a true chud. Build your chud empire and rule over the underground world with an iron fist (or a muddy hand, whatever works for you).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chud King, who will bestow upon you the title of Chud Prince(ss) if you prove yourself worthy. Rumor has it that the Chud King once defeated a dragon with nothing but a pickaxe and a dream.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embrace your inner chud. Who knows, you might just become the next Chud Champion of the Minecraft world!

Meme Nihilism Minecraft SMP – The End is Near

bubble burst, CONTENT, crypto veteran, cult members, End.., FUNDAMENTALS, Investments, Loyal, meme, meme glory, Minecraft, money rushes, nihilism, political situation, smp, Telegram Community, temporary mania, token demand, Truth, uncertainty, utility projects, war prospects

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4383
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mines Excavated:	4910
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, gold, and all the rarest items you can imagine. But shh, it’s a secret!

2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.

3. We have a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn for 24 hours. Who wouldn’t want to fly around the server on a majestic unicorn?

4. Our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and dance. You’ll never be bored with our lively piggy friends around!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Elven Design Minecraft Server

Anime, character creation, character designs, character portrayal, creative choices, criticism, cultural appropriation, design, design flaws, disgrace, Elven, Elves, FANTASY, fantasy genre, fantasy races, fantasy world, fictional characters, isekai, Manga, Minecraft, OTHERWORLDLY, real elves, Server, world-building

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Are you tired of seeing those cringy Isekai character designs that just don’t do justice to real elves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Our elves are so realistic, they’ll make Legolas himself jealous. Join us and immerse yourself in a world where elves actually look like elves, not some weird anime knock-offs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where elves rule the land and you can live out your wildest fantasy of being a mystical forest creature. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to those embarrassing Isekai designs once and for all!

Fish Tank Live Minecraft SMP #425

#fishtankislive, #youtube, Clips, Fish, fishnet.gg, fishtank live, fishtank live archive, fishtank live preseason, ftl3, JET IT UP, Live, m3u playlist, Minecraft, News, October 27th, PreSeason, S2 episode 2, season 3, Show Archives, smp, socials, Sunday episodes, TANK, Thread, Website

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Mines Excavated:	4379	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Votes:	9321	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you ready to JET IT UP in the most epic Minecraft SMP ever?! Season 3 is coming on October 27th (tentative date) and you do not want to miss out on the craziness that is about to go down. Our latest episode is out now on YouTube and our website, featuring ridiculous shenanigans and epic builds that will blow your mind.

Join us every Sunday for new episodes that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Watch here at https://www.fishtank.live or on our YouTube channel @fishtankislive. And don’t forget to check out our m3u playlist for some sick tunes to accompany your Minecraft adventures.

Follow us on social media at https://x.com/fishtankislive and join our community on https://boards.fishnet.gg/ to connect with other players and share your own insane stories from the server. And if you want to relive the madness, check out our show archives at https://www.fishtank.live/archive and https://www.fishtank.live/clips.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos, build something epic, and join us on this wild ride that is sure to leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. See you in the game, and remember – JET IT UP!!!!!!!!!!! Edition/FTL/ News is the place to be for all your Minecraft SMP needs.

Noob Haven Minecraft Server

AliAs, Anonymity, custom OS, Data Protection, digital footprint, Haven, History, Ip:, Matches, Minecraft, names, no trails, noob, Nothing, online presence, online safety, Posts, privacy, SECURITY, Server, Shit, Slides, TRILLIONS, vpn

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1394
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so top secret, even the FBI can’t track it? Look no further, because our server is so stealthy, it doesn’t even show up in search results! Our custom operating system will have you feeling like a hacker extraordinaire as you navigate through our endless virtual worlds. Join us and become a master of disguise with trillions of names and aliases to choose from. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (mainly because you won’t be able to find your way back)!

Caca Poopoo’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, bathroom blues, bathroom humor, bathroom problems, Bowel Movements, Caca, CacaPoopoo, comedic relief, digestive issues, Epic, funny poop, gross humor, humorous anecdotes, Minecraft, nothing to live for, poop humor, poop jokes, poop life, poop struggles, Poopoos, shat, smp, stinky situations, toilet humor, toilet troubles

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3382
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “No 5” and let’s just say, he’s had a rough time. He shat and now he has nothing to live for, but he’s determined to make the most out of his Minecraft experience. Join our server and witness the epic journey of No 5 as he navigates through the world, trying to find purpose once again. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own reason to keep on crafting and building in this crazy world. So come join us and see what adventures await on our server!

Crafty Average American – AMA Minecraft Server

4chan, AMA, American, american culture, Average, Average American, cheap microwave dinners, condoms, Crafty, daily routine, food pantry, get a massage, go home, local pedophile, Make Out, meet girlfriend, Minecraft, putting stickers on signs, relationship goals, Server, skip class, Social Activism, trollface shirt, Wake Up, walk around town

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6001
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Star Shards Collected:	230
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than skipping class to put stickers on signs! Our server is so lit, you’ll be changing into a trollface shirt and making out with your Minecraft girlfriend in no time. And don’t worry, we have plenty of cheap microwave dinners and condoms at our food pantry for you to snag while making fun of local pedophiles. Plus, we offer exclusive massages for all our players, just like the ones you’d post about on 4chan. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Kama Bla Minecraft SMP Bros

/b/ros, Backlash, BLA, bros, communist DEI hire, controversy, criticism, discrimination, Diversity, employees, equality, forum, hiring practices, inclusion, internet culture, Kama, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, smp, social media, Uh oh Kamabla, Unions, Workplace

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2747
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where even the unions are getting in on the action, protesting against the communist DEI hire. That’s right, things are getting so crazy even the mobs are joining in on the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of diamond theft. Who knows what will happen next on this insane server!

VANILLA SERVER WITH BUNES 1.19.3 + Minecraft server

1.19.3, Active, Adventure, BUILD, bunes, Community, Economy, Explore, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, java edition, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, Server, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	827
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

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Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

87954647, blocks, Crafty, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4769
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Emeralds Found:	969
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crops Grown:	4588	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and see if you can find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious Minecraft character of all time!

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon would struggle to complete it. Can you reach the top and claim the title of Parkour King?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).