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ShitCraft: Where Even the Pointless Shitters Have a Purpose!

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mines Excavated:	2538
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	330

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness three shitters who thought they could conquer the world with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Spoiler alert: it didn’t end well for them, but it sure was entertaining!

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy club. Join us for epic battles, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the madness on ours? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Blocky Celeb Craze

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Coachella Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, where else can you party with creepers and dance with skeletons while listening to the sickest beats in the virtual world?

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been spotted crowd surfing at our virtual music festivals. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive VIP area, where only the coolest players get access to unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games like “Zombie Paintball” where you can shoot zombies with rainbow-colored arrows, and “Ender Dragon Racing” where you can ride on the back of an Ender Dragon through obstacle courses. Plus, our moderators are like fairy godmothers, granting wishes and raining down diamond blocks on lucky players.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join the party of a lifetime on Coachella Edition? Come for the music, stay for the mayhem – we guarantee you’ll never want to log off!

NinjaCraft: Where Even the Creepers Bow to Honor

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	883
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! We’ve got unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got urinals for women because why should guys have all the fun? And our lava parkour course will have you sweating more than a pig in a sauna. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

DreamCraft: Where Creepers Wear Top Hats and Pigs Fly!

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1292
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	New Chunks Explored:	928740
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dreams come alive…literally! Ever wanted to race against a pack of wild tares while debating the existence of atheism? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic races through enchanted forests filled with tares that are faster than lightning. And don’t forget to engage in heated debates about atheism with fellow players as you navigate through treacherous terrain.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where you can uncover ancient relics and mysterious artifacts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you down there?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious experiences of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SkinnyBlockz: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! We don’t allow any fatties because our virtual world can’t handle the extra weight. Plus, who needs extra baggage when you’re trying to build the ultimate blocky empire?

Join us for a chance to lose your Minecraft virginity in the most epic way possible. Our server is filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

So what are you waiting for? Leave those fatties behind and come join us for the ride of a lifetime. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again.

CraftyFrustration: Where breaking blocks is therapeutic and rage-inducing at the same time!

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2041
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Farms Harvested:	703	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Buildings Constructed:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all your weird fantasies and desires! Need to distract yourself from wanting to be your step-niece’s pet? Look no further, our server is filled with endless adventures and distractions to keep your mind off of those illegal thoughts. Join us now and let’s build some virtual worlds together, because let’s face it, your step-niece would probably dominate you in Minecraft too!

HandshakeCraft: Where citizenship is earned one shake at a time!

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7560
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Votes:	1874	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of having to shake hands with strangers just to become a citizen in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all you have to do is build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks to gain citizenship! That’s right, no more awkward handshakes or small talk, just good old-fashioned block building.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden llama temple, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where handshakes are a thing of the past and llamas rule the land. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Unicornchads R Us: Where Minecraft Dreams Come to Die

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6845
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of being betrayed by false idols? Come join our Minecraft server where the only idol you need is the almighty Creeper! Our server is protected by the explosive power of Creeper gods, ensuring that no false idols can corrupt us. Join us and worship the true rulers of Minecraft – the Creepers! Plus, rumor has it that if you offer enough TNT sacrifices, you may even summon the legendary Herobrine himself! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us today!

Minecraft Mayhem: Helldivers 2.0 – Digging Deeper into the LOLz!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2843
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, get ready for the craziest adventure of your life on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because BILLIONS MUST DIVE into the depths of our server to uncover the hidden treasures and secrets that lie beneath!

Rumor has it that there is a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players can find it and claim the legendary loot that awaits them. Will you be one of the chosen few to discover this mythical realm?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, where you can ride through loops and twists at breakneck speeds while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to get your heart racing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Remember, BILLIONS MUST DIVE, and you don’t want to miss out on all the insanity and hilarity that awaits you!

CraftyBeerCraft – where we brew the best pixels and hops in Minecraft!

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8536
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Divine Spears Created:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	134	Meteorites Collected:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic beer you’ll ever taste – Picrel! This beer is so legendary, it will make you a PvP master in no time. Drink it and watch as your enemies tremble in fear at your newfound skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what crazy critter will pop up next.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, our server is the place to be. Test your skills in our insane parkour courses, where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava. But hey, at least you’ll go out in style!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when it comes to Picrel beer, don’t mess with the best!