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Bread Sucks Minecraft Server

Angry, bad bread, Bakery, baking, Bread, carbs, criticism, diet, DISRESPECTFUL, DOUGH, Food, Frustration, gluten, homemade bread, insult, Minecraft, Nono, offensive, Rude, Server, SUCKS, Unhealthy, Yeast

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7412
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9737

Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that will make you say “Fuck your bread Nono! Your bread sucks!!” Our bread is so delicious, it will make you question all other bread in the game. Join us for the best bread experience of your virtual life!

BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

Anime, BlockyBanter, coping mechanisms, dark themes, depression, emotional turmoil, fictional characters, Haibane Tomo, Inner Demons, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, psychological struggles, seeking help, self harm, self-destructive behavior, smp, stigma, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, support systems

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6974
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3630
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Towns Built:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Creepers doing the electric slide? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.

3. Our admin team consists of a group of sentient potatoes who communicate through interpretive dance. They may not be the most efficient at solving problems, but they sure know how to bust a move.

4. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid who’s a master of karaoke.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ demands for more diamonds). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

What is the IP for Caedrel Minecraft Server?

caedrel, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6395
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Holy Grails Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Caedrel is a professional League of Legends player hailing from the United Kingdom. He currently plays as a mid laner for Excel Esports in the LEC. Caedrel is known for his versatile champion pool, exceptional mechanical skills, and strong shot-calling abilities. He has established himself as a key player in the European League of Legends scene and continues to impress fans and critics alike with his performances on the Rift.

Perfect Survival Without PVP Minecraft Server

16 chunks, Build warps, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Develop yourself, Donation statuses, Game Currency, Honest survival, Huge worlds, Low donations, no fly, No GOD, No OP, No pvp, No Wipes, Open stores, Perfect Survival, Private land, Russian translation, Web map

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2411
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Animals Bred:	95	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players.

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 16 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

x.StoryMine.ru

TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol-induced, completion, Drunk, drunk behavior, drunk consequences, drunk decisions, drunk habits, drunk issues, drunk problems, drunk regrets, drunk struggles, Impaired, inebriated, intoxicated, Masturbation, Minecraft, self pleasure, Server, sexual frustration, TipsyCraft, too drunk, unable to finish

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magic Items Found:	6395	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, PixelatedPals, smp, Yes please Request Polite Agree Approval Consent Affirmative Acceptance Willingness Permission Approval granted Positive response Agreement Assent Approval given Okay Fine Sure Absolutely Certainly

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2008
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of grass to build on? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself surrounded by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Why are they dancing, you ask? Because our server has a strict dress code for all animals and they’re just trying to impress the sheep with their fancy footwork.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where players ride their trusty llamas through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Latin Block Party Minecraft Server

American whites, BLOCK, concept of bleaching, ethnicity, Identity, ITALIANS, latin, Latin Americans, Minecraft, Party, Race, racial classification, racial discrimination, racial diversity, Racial equality, racial hierarchy, racial identity, racial justice, racial prejudice, racial privilege, racial representation, racial stereotypes, Server, social constructs, whiteness

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1802
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the whiteness of Latin Americans is as confusing as trying to find a creeper in a field of sheep! We promise you’ll have a blast trying to navigate through our wacky world filled with Italian mobs that may or may not be considered white.

Join us and witness the epic battles between American whites and Latin Americans as they try to determine who is the true whitest of them all. Will the concept of bleaching come into play? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining server out there!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and laugh your way through our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have this level of insanity? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

””/Brit/”” Minecraft SMP

apples, autumn, Brit, British, crunchy, DELICIOUS, fiber, Food, Fruit, Harvest, Healthy Eating, juicy, local produce, Minecraft, Orchard, organic, red, seasonal fruits, smp, snack, SWEET, United Kingdom, vitamin C

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6062
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of boring old green apples in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we only have RED APPLES! That’s right, no more settling for basic fruit colors, we’ve got the most vibrant and delicious red apples you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Red Apple Gang, a group of players who have sworn to protect the sacred red apples at all costs. Join us and become a member of this elite group, fighting off any green apple lovers who dare to challenge us.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret red apple hidden somewhere on the server that grants the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this juicy treasure?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the red apples are ripe for the picking and adventure awaits around every corner!

Crafty Mans Server – Minecraft server

ARMIS, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crafty, Crimzon Ruze, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Loud Retard Edition, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, mans, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Server, songs playlist, TEMPUS Schedule

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9819
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2321
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

The Secret Mine Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, Commitment, Communication, family, husband, Intimacy, love, loyalty, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, married life, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship, relationship goals, secret, smp, Spouse, Support, Trust, Wife, wife life

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magic Items Found:	3653
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6676
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Are you tired of your real-life spouse nagging you to take out the trash and do the dishes? Well, say goodbye to domestic responsibilities and hello to a virtual wife on our Minecraft SMP! Our server offers the unique feature of marrying other players and starting a virtual family. Who needs a real wife when you can have a pixelated partner who will never ask you to clean the toilet?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “House of Diamonds,” a secret mansion filled with endless riches and treasures. Rumor has it that those who find the hidden entrance will be rewarded with stacks upon stacks of diamonds. Will you be the one to uncover this elusive treasure trove?

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of virtual romance, diamond hunting, and wacky adventures. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your journey to virtual wedded bliss!