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BrainBoostCraft

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2209
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mines Excavated:	2016
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server be like no other, cuz we got them crazy drugs that make your brain go WOOSH! Imagine mining for diamonds while tripping on ketamine, your brain be adapting like a chameleon on steroids!

Scientists be saying that embracing metaplasticity on this server can make you a Minecraft master with less meds and fewer side effects. You’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a boss, all thanks to the power of drugs and adaptability!

So come join us on this wild ride of brain-enhancing fun, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of ketamine). Let’s get trippy, y’all!

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

Accelerate, AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, Briskly, Expedite, Faster, Fleet, Haste, high speed, Hurry, Minecraft, No. 78256809, Prompt, Quick, Rapid, rapidly, Rush, Server, SPEED, Swift, Swiftly, Velocity, Zoom

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1976	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of slow, boring Minecraft servers that make you wait forever to get into the action? Well, look no further because our server is FASTER than a speeding bullet! You’ll be mining, crafting, and building at lightning speed, leaving all those other servers in the dust.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about taking a swim in a pool of lava with a friendly creeper? The possibilities are endless on our FASTER server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of redstone engineering? They’ll keep you entertained for hours with their crazy contraptions and wacky antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our FASTER server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered.

Summer Glau’s Minecraft Server

actress, career, dancer, fan favorite, firefly, Forgotten, forgotten actress, Glaus, Hollywood, Hollywood actress, memorable, Minecraft, Sci Fi, Server, Summer, Summer Glau, TALENTED, talented actress, talented dancer, television, television actress, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, Underrated, underrated actress

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Votes:	3505	Dragons Tamed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Do you miss Summer Glau as much as we do? Well, guess what? She’s actually the secret owner of our Minecraft server! That’s right, she’s been hiding out in the virtual world building epic creations and battling creepers. Join us and you might just run into her while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombies.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret island in the Bermuda Triangle. That’s right, you’ll be playing Minecraft in a place where time and space don’t even exist! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have while exploring this mysterious realm.

So come join us on the server where Summer Glau reigns supreme and the Bermuda Triangle is just a portal away. It’s the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have, guaranteed!

HorribleCraft Minecraft Server

Argument, body image, Communication, Conflict, diet, dieting, extra sides, Fail, healthy, Horrible, HorribleCraft, Meals, Minecraft, partner, relationship, self esteem, self worth, self-care, self-image, Server, Shape, Unhealthy, unhealthy extra

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magic Items Found:	7154	Mines Excavated:	2741
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Animals Bred:	137

Are you tired of boring old diets that make you feel like a sad salad-eating robot? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we believe in indulging in all the unhealthy extras your heart desires!

Join us for a wild ride of virtual gluttony, where you can feast on pixelated pizza, gorge on digital donuts, and snack on blocky burgers to your heart’s content. Who needs a diet when you have a whole virtual world of delicious treats at your fingertips?

But beware, our server is not just about food – it’s also a place where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join in on the chaos as players argue over body image, diet choices, and who gets the last enchanted golden apple.

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as spicy as a Minecraft chili pepper, come join us for a taste of the good life (and maybe a few unhealthy extras along the way). Who needs real food when you have pixelated perfection waiting for you?

ParentCraftersUnited

Blame, child services, Communication, Confrontation, consequences, CPS, disagreement, family, feeding issues, hospitalization, intervention, ParentCraftersUnited, parenting, picky eater, professional advice, RESPONSIBILITY, sensory processing disorder, sibling, stress, Support, Therapy

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4013
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the family feuds and CPS involvement you never knew you needed!

Join us and witness the epic saga of Suzie, John, Elle, and James unfold before your very eyes. From picky eaters to aggressive responses, this server has it all. Will Suzie and John finally listen to the feeding therapist, or will they continue to ignore professional advice and end up in the hospital again?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments, blocked numbers, and accusations of bad parenting. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild?

AlienCraft Minecraft Server

AlienCraft, aliens, awkward, Communication, culture, disbelief, Earth, encounter, EXPLAIN, Extraterrestrial, first contact, Humanity, Invasion, Minecraft, science fiction, Server, society, Technology

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8856
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even aliens would be scratching their heads in confusion! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and absurdity beyond your wildest imagination.

Ever wondered what it would be like to explain to aliens why we spend hours building virtual worlds out of blocks? Well, on our server, you can experience that awkward conversation firsthand! Picture this: a group of aliens landing on Earth, only to find us frantically mining diamonds and fighting off creepers. How do you explain that to extraterrestrial beings? “Oh, we just really like building stuff and punching trees for resources, don’t mind us!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who claims to have built a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon. Some say he’s a Minecraft wizard, others say he’s just a really dedicated player with too much free time. Join us on our server and unravel the mystery of Blocky Bob’s cosmic creations!

So why should you join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you have awkward conversations with aliens and ride a roller coaster to the moon? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. Grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey that’s out of this world!

FoodPickTipCraft

cultural norms, customer expectations, customer service, dining out, Etiquette, Food, food service, FoodPickTipCraft, gratuity, Picking up, Restaurant, Restaurant (Industry), service, social behavior, societal norms, takeout, Tipping, tipping culture, tipping history, tipping practices, tipping trends

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4567
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Tired of boring old servers where you have to do all the work yourself? Join our server where we have a team of virtual waiters ready to serve you in-game food whenever you want! No need to lift a finger, just sit back and enjoy the virtual feast. Who knew Minecraft could be so luxurious? Join now and experience the ultimate in virtual dining service!

AxeCraft Minecraft Server

axe attack, axe crime, axecraft, breaking news, crime, current events, espn, Euro 2024, european football, germany, hamburg, Hamburg police, Incident, law enforcement, Man shot, Minecraft, news headline, police shooting, Server, Shooting, sports event, sports news, violence

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ores Mined:	1842
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta check out this cray cray Minecraft server, bruh! We got more action than a dude with an axe in Hamburg! Join us and you’ll be dodging bullets like it’s Euro 2024, except you won’t get shot by the police…hopefully.

Our server is so lit, it’ll make your head spin faster than a helicopter blade. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find some hidden treasure (or a wild axe-wielding maniac, who knows?).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Just remember, watch out for those Hamburg police…they don’t mess around.

CraftyKremlinWarz

aggression, Blame, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKremlinWarz, Demand, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global security, international relations, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, peacekeeping efforts, political leaders, russia, sanctions, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukrainian territorial integrity, united nations, War, world leaders

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6831
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where world leaders unite to demand ukrainian territorial integrity and blame russia for war!!! build your own epic base and protect it from evil invaders who want to steal your diamonds and destroy your crops!!! form alliances with other players and create a super team to take down the bad guys!!! join now for a chance to be a hero and save the world from destruction!!! #worldpeace #minecraftforlife #savetheworld

BlockLife: 76 & Counting

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the average lifespan is 76 years but middle age is actually 38 like whaaat? join us and you’ll be transported to a magical world where pigs can fly and creepers wear sunglasses. we’ve got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cookies and milk. oh, and did we mention that the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? come join us and live out your wildest minecraft dreams, just watch out for the zombie unicorns, they’re real sneaky. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!