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Excited for PC Port Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5916
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mines Excavated:	2197
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken that shot fireballs out of its beak! Only the bravest and most skilled players were able to defeat the fiery fowl and claim the loot for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city populated by friendly zombies who just want to trade with you. Need some rare items or enchanted gear? Just head down to Zombie Town and strike up a deal with the undead residents.

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

I Love Argies Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5063
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a thriving community of players who are obsessed with argies (whatever those are) and crashing at the most proper times. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve misjudged someone and had them thank you for it. Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Weimerica Happy Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9662
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8028

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of the real world being a total dumpster fire? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

On our server, you can escape the chaos of everyday life and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Build your dream castle, battle fierce mobs, and team up with other players to conquer the land. Who needs a clear path in the real world when you can create your own destiny in Minecraft?

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams can come true. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? Easy peasy. Want to become the ruler of your own kingdom? Just a few clicks away.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our Minecraft server for a journey that will make you forget all about the chaos of clown world. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

Critique My New Meme Coin Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3467
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4054
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old meme coins that don’t spark joy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers or building a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even the memes have memes. We’ve got a meme coin that’s so outrageous, it’ll make Dogecoin look like a sad little puppy. And guess what? We don’t care if it’s racist, because we’re all about pushing the boundaries of what’s acceptable in the world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin! Just click on the link https://pump.fun/coin/CcYPSX3rVPgxHfpn4AJKoNjZvJDMETADCDxNXR6A and get ready for a meme-tastic time like never before!

Mine Stalker Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Magic Items Found:	3895	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1999
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft server where the Gammasissies have modded the game to be so easy, you’ll complete it before you even start! We’ve got BugTrap, crash to desktop, freeze/lockup? No worries, just find your crash log, stalker. And if you can’t find it, just look in the location specified at the top of fsgame.ltx.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a Quickstart Guide, Mod Guide, HUD Guide, Performance Guides, and even Common misconceptions about game mechanics that will blow your mind.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just remember – good hunting, stalker. So come on in and let’s have some Minecraft fun that’s crazier than a pack of mutated zombies!

Minecraft SMP: Manson was Based and Tate Deserved It

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear guarded by a pack of rabid llamas. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our spawn town is actually a replica of the infamous Manson Family compound, complete with a rollercoaster that takes you through all the twisted history of the place. And don’t worry, we’ve made sure to include plenty of hidden traps and puzzles to keep things interesting. So come on, join us and remember: Manson was based and Tate deserved it. Just kidding… or are we? 😉🦙🎢 #JoinUsOrElse

FreakyDragons

Economy, Minecraft Gaming Roleplay Adventure Survival Creative Minigames Economy PvP Skyblock Modded Factions Whitelisted Vanilla Java Bedrock Redstone Farming Building Exploration, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1304
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Dragon Scales Harvested:	124

(18+ | Vulgar Language) Oldschool towny server for people who miss dedicated, Non Pay to Win Servers. Towny, and Towny only.

Support for votifier, Crates. Ranks. an inviting community, and constant, active development.

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BeyondMC

Adventure, bedrock, Bedrock Port, BeyondMC, BeyondMC.net, Community, competitive, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Events, Fun, Gaming, Hardcore, java, Java Version, LifeSteal, lifesteal event, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Real Challenge, server ip, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3112
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

$100 LIFESTEAL EVENT – OUT NOW!

Join the server on ANY DEVICE if you’re up for a Real Challenge!

– Both Java and Bedrock – Java Version 1.20+ – Server IP: BeyondMC.net – Bedrock Port: 19132

beyondmc.net:19132

RoboCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5145
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	61	Towns Built:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2164
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server where a robot from r9k keeps track of all your posts displaying your homosexual tendencies! Why join, you ask? Because where else can you find a server with such cutting-edge technology and surveillance tactics? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans the robot will get up to next! So come on and join us for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make a new robotic friend along the way!

Pregnant Women Minecraft SMP Rare Anime Manga

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8242
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Farms Harvested:	256
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground base where pregnant women from anime and manga come to hang out and play Minecraft. Why are they so rare in anime and manga, you ask? Well, it’s because they’re all too busy building epic structures and battling creepers on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, and maybe even a few baby creepers along the way. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!