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CraftyBeautyQueen

actress, admired., attractive, beauty, beauty queen, Breathtaking, Celebrity, charming, CraftyBeautyQueen, Elegant, FAMOUS, Gorgeous, iconic, Lovely, MODEL, most beautiful woman, opinion, Popular, Stunning, WOMAN, world

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6354
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Villages Defended:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Forget about real-life women, the most beautiful woman in the world is actually the admin of our Minecraft server! She has diamond armor that sparkles in the sunlight and a pickaxe that can mine through any block with just one swing. Join our server to catch a glimpse of her beauty and maybe even win her heart with your epic building skills! Trust us, this is a love story you won’t want to miss out on.

Crafty Tales Minecraft Server

adaptation, adaptation differences, Anime, book to movie, Character development, Crafty, cut scenes, disappointed fans, fan reactions, film, hanekawa, japanese, Kizu, Manga, Minecraft, missing content, Monogatari, novel, sad, series, Server, storytelling, Tales, theater release

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5688
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	220	Dragons Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Are you tired of missing out on all the Hanekawa action in Kizu? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have ALL the Hanekawa you could ever want! Join us and witness epic battles between Hanekawa and giant creepers, Hanekawa building towering structures with just a flick of her tail, and Hanekawa leading a group of zombie villagers in a dance-off! Don’t miss out on the Hanekawa extravaganza – join our server now!

RecessionCraft SMP – >"WakeUpCraft"

bear market, economic collapse, economic downturn, economic warning., Economy, financial crisis, financial instability, financial market turmoil, financial warning, gtquotWakeUpCraftquot, market crash, pumping, recession, recession alert, recession prediction, RecessionCraft, smp, stock market, stock market crash, stocks, Wake Up, wake up call, warning signs

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

“Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the economy is in shambles and the stocks are pumping like crazy!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a group of /biz/ anons frantically trying to navigate their way through the recession. But fear not, because in this server, chaos is the name of the game!

Join us as we embark on insane quests, build ridiculous structures, and navigate the treacherous world of finance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become a stock market guru in the process!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of memes, mayhem, and Minecraft madness!”

BlockyBounce

action, anatomy, awkward, Balls, BlockyBounce, Body, discomfort, Equivalent, female, funny, gender, Gender norms, humor, leg, movement, Physical, Relief, Situation, stereotype, unstick, wide step

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	242
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Gods Slained:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of constantly readjusting your virtual junk while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because our server offers the perfect solution for all the ladies out there! Introducing the “Diamond Pickaxe Wiggle” – the female equivalent to that one wide step to unstick your balls from your leg. Join our server now and experience the ultimate freedom from uncomfortable pixelated wedgies! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are always looking for new recruits. So come on, join us and show those chickens who’s boss!

ChaoticCraft Roleplay Gone Wild in the City – No Government, Just Chaos and Economy

Businesses, Chaos, ChaoticCraft, city, city roleplay, Cityrp, Community, Economy, Features, Government, Ip:, Jobs, Laws, learning curve, Perks, player, Plugins, questions, Roleplay, rules, Server, University, Wild

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8792
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Star Shards Collected:	119	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

IP	play.democracycraft.net (1.21)

Overview	DemocracyCraft, or DC, is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. The server boasts a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features! DC has a great community of many welcoming players! It also has a BIG learning curve with lots to learn, so be ready! Ask questions! It averages 20-30 players at most on a normal day (i.e. no events, which can get up to around 40!). Do note that the server gets pretty dead around 1-4AM EST. DC has many great plugins and features, far too many to list. There is something for everyone on DC, so join today!

Overview

DemocracyCraft, or DC, is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. The server boasts a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features! DC has a great community of many welcoming players! It also has a BIG learning curve with lots to learn, so be ready! Ask questions! It averages 20-30 players at most on a normal day (i.e. no events, which can get up to around 40!). Do note that the server gets pretty dead around 1-4AM EST. DC has many great plugins and features, far too many to list. There is something for everyone on DC, so join today!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is DemocracyCraft?	DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server where players can create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. It features a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, and other realistic features.
What is the player community like on DemocracyCraft?	DemocracyCraft has a great community of welcoming players. Players are encouraged to ask questions and engage with others to learn more about the server’s features and gameplay.
How many players are usually on the server?	DemocracyCraft averages 20-30 players on a normal day, with numbers potentially increasing during events. The server can get quieter around 1-4AM EST.
What are some features of DemocracyCraft?	DemocracyCraft offers specialized jobs, a robbable bank, rentable shops and apartments, buyable plots, custom paintings, and many other features. There is something for everyone to enjoy on the server.
Where can I find more information about DemocracyCraft?	Forums, wiki, Discord, and world maps for DemocracyCraft can be accessed through the following links: Forums: https://www.democracycraft.net Wiki: https://wiki.democracycraft.net/Main_Page Discord: discord.gg/democracy World Maps: https://map.democracycraft.net/#reveille:2629:0:3864:1500:0:0:0:1:flat

CrackCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9642
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by wypipo? Well, look no further because our server is here to fak yo crakkka ass up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond rainbows, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to drop sick beats. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and loves to challenge newbies to dance battles. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s show those wypipo who’s boss!

TrashCanFire_MinecraftSMP

Analysis, Communication, controversy, criticism, Disaster, discussion, dumpster fire, Evaluation, Feedback, hot mess, interview, Journalism, Media, opinion, public relations, reaction, response, scrutiny, Thoughts, Train wreck, TrashCanFire_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4384
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	332	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Oh boy, let me tell you about this crazy Minecraft SMP! Picture this: a server where the mobs have taken over and the players are fighting for survival in a post-apocalyptic world. But here’s the catch – instead of weapons, you have to defeat the mobs with your best dance moves! That’s right, it’s a dance battle to the death!

But wait, there’s more! The server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the trees into giant marshmallows just for laughs. And don’t even get me started on the time they replaced all the diamonds with…wait for it…toilet paper!

So why should you join this dumpster fire of a Minecraft SMP? Well, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness, then this is the server for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will!

WeddingWarsMC

ceremony, COMPLICATED, cordial, decision, Drama, family, grudge, important, Invitation, Justified, Petty, Reciprocation.., regret, relationship, sister, stress, Support, Unnecessary, Upset, Wedding, WeddingWarsMC

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dimension Hops:	3
Mines Excavated:	3409	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Are you tired of family drama ruining your special day? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wedding-themed world where you can invite or uninvite whoever you want without any consequences.

Build your dream wedding venue and invite all your friends, but feel free to leave out that one cousin who always causes drama. No need to worry about hurt feelings or family feuds here, just pure Minecraft fun!

Plus, if you ever regret not inviting someone, you can always send them a virtual invite and pretend like nothing ever happened. It’s the perfect way to navigate complicated family relationships without any real-life consequences.

So come join us on our server and create the wedding of your dreams, drama-free! Who knew Minecraft could be the solution to all your family problems?

ZelenskyCraft: Expand & Conquer!

Conflict, Conquer, control, eastern europe, expand, expand territory, global conflict, international relations, Kursk operation, military operation, military strategy, peace negotiations, political leadership, President Zelensky, russian aggression, security concerns, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, Ukraine, Ukrainian government, War, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2266
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

So, like, this server is totally epic, dude! We’re like, expanding our territory all the time, just like Zelensky on the Kursk operation, ya know? Join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever! We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold! Plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together!

Get Lost in The Tangles – A Server with More Tags than a High School Yearbook 1.20.4

1.20.4, alchemist, Archery targets, artificer, Bracelets, Cook, Development, Discord, Exotic Concoctions, facsimiles, Fishing, HIGH, jumping puzzles, Lost, magical effects, Paper, Quests, Riddles, Roleplay, RPG, School, scribe, Server, solo developer, symbols, tags, Tangles, WATCHMAKER, yearbook

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8271
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	127
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9196	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Animals Bred:	140

The Tangles Minecraft RPG Server Overview:

Description:	The Tangles is a new Minecraft RPG server where players battle through dungeons, explore a shattered world, and navigate twisted political realities while striving to become as strong as possible.
Server IP:	tangles.mcserver.us
Discord:	Join the Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join The Tangles server?	You can join by using the server IP: tangles.mcserver.us
Is there a Discord server for The Tangles?	Yes, you can join the Discord for the server here
What are some of the features of The Tangles server?	Players can battle through dungeons, explore the shattered world, participate in quests, jumping puzzles, and battles against minibosses, among other activities.
What are the different roles or classes players can choose from?	Players can choose to be a Watchmaker, Alchemist, Artificer, Scribe, Cook, or engage in fishing activities.