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SausageCraft: Where Every Block is a Wiener!

adult humor, animated film, animation, BLOCK, bun-believable, comedy, Entertainment, film critique, Food, frank delight, funny, humor, laughs, Laughter, movie review, satire, Sausage Party, SausageCraft, Seth Rogan, top notch animation, voice acting, WIENER

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3100
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is a real frank delight! With more laughs than a comedy show and animation that will blow your mind, you’ll be laughing your buns off in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hear Seth Rogan’s voice acting that is simply bun-believable! He’ll have you rolling on the floor with his hilarious antics and witty one-liners. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wiener of a time you’ve been craving!

Pixelated Puns: Land of Llamas

is.., Japan, Land, Llamas, long trail tag, pixelated, Puns, shithole

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9392
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ores Mined:	2065	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Towns Built:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of Japan – a total shithole! But don’t worry, that just means there are endless opportunities for chaos and hilarity.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through poop-filled landscapes, battle giant turds, and build your very own toilet castle. Who needs cherry blossoms when you can have exploding diarrhea trees? And forget about sushi, on our server, we feast on poop cakes and pee soup.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours. From the poop-obsessed wizard to the farting unicorn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knew a shithole could be so much fun?

Gawr Gura’s Fishy Fun Land

adorable, Anime, baby, Beloved, cute, entertainer, fishy, fucking baby, Fun, Gaming, Gawr, gawr gura, Guras, hololive, Idol, Internet Sensation, Kawaii, Land, Popular, shark, shark girl, Streamer, TALENTED, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7807
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to witness the epic saga of a player who declared their diamond pickaxe as their baby and carries it everywhere they go. Yes, you heard that right – they even tuck it into bed at night!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Talk about skills! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Blocky Booty Busters: No Pussies Allowed!

Allowed, blocky, BOOTY, Busters, conditioned goons, Cum, edge hard, estrogen fueled fags, eternal virgins, Girly, girly moans, hand-fucker, material, no hopes, pfg, porn-addicted, Pussies, Pussyfree General, pussyfree losers, QoTT, Resources, Sensitive Stick Edition, weeby

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3521
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	456742	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the sensitive stick wielders out there! Are you a weeby eternal virgin who can’t score in real life? Are you a pussyfree loser who prefers the company of pixels over people? Do you have girly moans that would make even the toughest warrior blush? Well, look no further, because this server is for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with estrogen-fueled adventures, conditioned goons, and a whole lot of hand-fucking action. Who needs real women when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? Our resources are endless, from our booru full of sensitive material to our QotT that will have you on the edge hard in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your sensitive stick guide you to glory on our outrageous Minecraft server! Who needs pussy when you have pixels, am I right?

Satanic Sisters Minecraft Madness

corrupt, cursed, Dark, Demonic, devilish, eerie, Evil, Forbidden, Haunting, Hellish, madness, Malicious, Minecraft, Mysterious, occult, POSSESSED, Satanic, Sinful, Sinister, sisters, Supernatural, Wicked, Women

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4295
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Welcome to our Minecraft server where women are literally satanic…ly good at building amazing structures! Join us for a chance to witness the devilishly talented female players create jaw-dropping builds that will leave you questioning your own building skills. Who knew that Satan was a master architect?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Divas” – a group of fierce female players who dominate in PvP battles. Rumor has it that they sold their souls to the devil for unbeatable PvP skills. Will you dare to challenge them?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair where the witches of the server brew potions that give you superhuman abilities. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself turned into a frog!

So come join us on this wild and wicked Minecraft adventure, where women are not just players, they’re satanic superstars!

LOLcraft: The Adventures of TRANIME

Adventures, animated series, Anime, anime addiction, Anime Community, anime culture, anime fanatics, anime lovers, anime obsession, conventions, COSPLAY, Fan art, Fandom, fanfiction, Japanese culture, Kawaii, LolCraft, love, Manga, merchandise, Otaku, otaku life, tranime

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8046
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mines Excavated:	1537
Meteorites Collected:	4	Farms Harvested:	701

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where everything is made out of anime characters. That’s right, you can mine for waifus and build with your favorite anime heroes. Want to fight a giant Pikachu boss? Done. Want to ride on a flying Totoro? No problem. Join us on our server and experience the ultimate anime adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden Senpai Shrine, you’ll be granted three wishes by the anime gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner otaku run wild!

RichCraft: Where Even the Creepers Have Mansions

affluent, aspiration, CREEPERS, Curiosity, desire, dream homes, envy, expensive homes, exterior lighting, Financial goals, high society, Lifestyle, luxury living, Mansions, materialism, Nighttime, opulence, RichCraft, social class, status symbols, stone homes, success, wealth

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9583
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2209	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	372
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Are you tired of living in a dirt hut while your neighbors flaunt their multi-million dollar stone mansions? Look no further, because on our server, you can become a part of the elite 5,000,000 $ stone home club!

Join us and embark on a quest to gather rare materials, slay dragons, and make deals with villagers to amass your fortune. Once you’ve built your dream mansion, you’ll never have to worry about leaving the outside lights on again – because who needs sleep when you’re living in luxury?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the envy of all your Minecraft neighbors!

Crafty Yanks Server

adorable, american culture, american people, AMERICANS, appealing, attractive, Captivating, charming, charming Americans, Crafty, cute, cute americans, Darling, delightful, endearing, Heartwarming, lovable, Lovely, Precious, Server, SWEET, Usa, Yanks

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5696
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	7664
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with adorable Americans who will greet you with hugs and cookies! That’s right, Americans are cute and they’re waiting for you to join their pixelated world of fun and friendship. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

VoiceCraft: Where We Only Speak in Minecraft Once

bratan, Communication, Conversation, game discussion, Game Strategy, Gaming, Icebreaker, marriage proposal, Minecraft, multiplayer, online chat, online gaming, Peace be upon you, player interaction, sister, small talk, Social Interaction, speak, talking about the game, use voice chat, voice communication, VoiceCraft, where are you from

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	753
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Once you join, get ready to be bombarded with greetings in every language known to man. You’ll be proposed to by random players wanting you to marry their sisters, because why not? And don’t even think about trying to talk about the game, because small talk is the only talk allowed here.

But wait, there’s more! Join our voice chat once and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of “Hallooo, bratan!” in perfect harmony. Who needs game strategy when you can have awkward conversations with strangers instead? So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Blockhead Banter

Asshole, banter, Blockhead, CRUSADE, dog-pigs, dumb, dumb motherfuckers, Europe, Genocide, MOTHERFUCKERS, normal Europe, Quiet, russia, totalitarian

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4502
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Ores Mined:	3978
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Void Gems Collected:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!