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Gloop’s Yoinky Adventures

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9109
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Villages Defended:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you go “yoinky” in excitement? Look no further than our EPIC server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIONS, UNICORNS, and RAINBOWS!

Our server is so awesome, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they can’t handle our LEVELS OF COOLNESS!

Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident LLAMA OVERLORD who rules the server with an iron hoof!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the YOINKY madness for yourself!

Velurient vanilla survival server Minecraft

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Magic Items Found:	8104	Ores Mined:	8522
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5

Velurient SMP vanilla

49.12.168.17:50704

CraftyStar Online 2 Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7162	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t just build blocks here, we create entire universes with our imagination! Join us and become a part of the RappyDeathsquad, Daikkuri, Tendoku, Toblerone, Oyasumi, Stardust Drive, or Mitsuba alliances – or create your own group chat exclusive Ship 4!

But that’s not all, our server is so advanced that we have Scratch Tickets for exclusive in-game fashion items, just like in Phantasy Star Online 2! And don’t forget to check out our NGS Headline videos for the latest news and events – it’s like being in a virtual world within a virtual world!

Need help with your NGS Damage Calculator? We got you covered with our data verification sheets and item codes. And if you’re feeling fashionable, dive into our Fashion History archives and become the trendsetter of the server!

Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality when you have a virtual world this epic? Let’s build, explore, and conquer together!

BidenCraft: Beating Trump in Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4068
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft adventure where we build, battle, and banter our way to victory!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…rumor has it that Herobrine himself haunts our server, causing chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. But fear not, brave warriors, for we have a secret weapon against him – a magical diamond sword that can banish him back to the Nether realm!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of speedy baby zombies. They may be small, but they sure pack a punch!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers…they’re always up to no good!

Weirdly Good Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8930
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you a master at stacking blocks in a perfectly symmetrical pattern? Do you have an uncanny ability to find diamonds within minutes of starting a new world? Then you need to join our Minecraft server, where your weird talents will finally be appreciated!

We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. If you can perform the Chicken Dance flawlessly, you’ll fit right in.

Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a game of musical chairs. But be warned, he’s a sore loser.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms – on our server, we have a competition for the most outrageous and impractical builds. Can you construct a functioning roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Or a house made entirely out of TNT? The possibilities are endless!

So if you’re tired of playing on boring, ordinary servers and want to embrace your weird talents in a truly unique and wacky world, join us today!

LostInCyberspace

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3882
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6921
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of searching for that elusive rare item in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret hidden chest that contains all the rarest items in the game! Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it, so join now and start your quest for glory (and diamonds)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who has tamed the fearsome beast and rides it around like a majestic steed. Want to learn their secrets and become a dragon rider yourself? Then join our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

So if you’re tired of endlessly searching for that one thing you can’t seem to find, come join us on our server where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes reality. Who knows, maybe you’ll finally find what you’ve been looking for all these years – or maybe you’ll just have a lot of fun trying!

MacronCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8280
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like for realz. you gotta join cuz it’s like, the coolest place ever. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. for real, it’s like a magical land of awesomeness.

also, like, the owner of the server is a wizard who can turn dirt into gold. no joke, it’s like a real life fairy tale up in here.

and, like, if you join, you get a free unicorn to ride around on. yeah, that’s right, a freaking unicorn. so why wouldn’t you wanna be a part of this epic adventure?

plus, like, there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that’s worth, like, a million dollars. so if you’re into getting rich quick, this is the place to be.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server ever created. you won’t regret it, for realz.

CraftyUkrainianWarriors

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6262
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mines Excavated:	4312	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Farms Harvested:	680

so, like, u know how ukraine is all like, “we need weapons to fight bad guys”? well, america was all like, “no way, jose!” but then they were like, “okay, fine, u can have some weapons.” and now this ukrainian military unit is all decked out in american gear and ready to kick some butt.

but, like, here’s the twist: they’re not just fighting bad guys in real life, they’re also fighting bad guys in minecraft! that’s right, this ukrainian military unit has their own minecraft server where they battle it out with players from all over the world.

and let me tell u, it’s a wild ride. there are epic battles, crazy challenges, and even secret missions that will keep u on the edge of ur seat. plus, u get to play alongside real-life soldiers who know how to kick butt both on the battlefield and in the virtual world.

so, if u want to experience the ultimate adrenaline rush and join a server like no other, then come on down to this ukrainian military unit’s minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

SinusCraft: Mouth Breathers Unite!

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5583
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows into your face while you ride a rollercoaster made of cheese. why join? because we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and throw epic dance parties every night. plus, our admins are actually trained ninjas who will protect you from griefers with their mad skills. and did i mention that our spawn point is a giant disco ball floating in the sky? yeah, you heard me right. so come on over and join the fun, unless you hate fun, in which case go eat a moldy potato.

ToxicCraftLouisiana

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2733
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	339	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

yo yo yo come join dis server it’s like a wild ride through a crazy jungle of blocky madness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that can do the cha-cha. our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya and our creepers are so friendly they’ll give you a hug before they blow you up.

we got secret underground tunnels that lead to treasure chests filled with golden apples and enchanted swords. our villagers are always throwing epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. and don’t even get me started on our nether portal, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through hell with a pit stop for marshmallows.

so if you wanna experience the most insane, mind-blowing, pixelated adventure of your life, then join our server now. just watch out for the toxic gas, it’s a real killer…literally.

CraftyVent Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers all on your own? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have a special healing feature that will literally mend your broken heart. That’s right, just vent and talk to us, and we will do our best to heal you – both in-game and emotionally.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours, allowing you to prance around the server in style. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that can grant you three wishes.

So come join us on this magical Minecraft server where love is in the air and unicorns roam free. We can’t wait to see you there, Anon!