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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 8653 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
Magic Items Found: | 7207 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 71 |
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And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret quest to help your virtual boyfriend learn the importance of washing his hands. Who knows, maybe he’ll even upgrade to changing his undies and pants in the game!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to stinky hand dramas in real life. It’s warm, comfy, and definitely not gross in our virtual world!