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CraftyKyivTargets

Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKyivTargets, diplomatic meetings, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical concerns, government officials, international diplomacy, international politics, Lawmaker, military strategy, negotiation tactics, peace talks, political tensions, security threats, Senior Ukrainian officials, targets in Russia, Ukraine-Russia relations, US-Ukraine alliance

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	482
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5765	Votes:	8639
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

lol imagine if ukraine was actually just a minecraft server and the senior officials were just a bunch of villagers trying to trade with the biden admin for some sick loot. they gonna roll up to russia like “yo we got this list of targets, wanna help us raid their base?” and the lawmakers are just like “yeah sure, let’s do this fam”. join our server for epic pvp battles and diplomatic negotiations that will leave you questioning reality. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh don’t tell anyone 😉. come join the madness and let’s conquer russia together!

AntibioticCraft

animal research, antibiotic guidelines., antibiotic misuse, antibiotic overuse, antibiotic policies, antibiotic regulations, antibiotic resistance, antibiotic stewardship, AntibioticCraft, antimicrobial drugs, antimicrobial resistance, Australia, drug resistance, human drug resistance, laboratory practices, Labs, new zealand, public health, Research Ethics, survey, Unregulated antibiotic use

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7443
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	4

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we have more antibiotics than a pharmacy! we got pigs poppin pills like there’s no tomorrow and cows chugging down antibiotics like it’s their last meal.

we did a survey of 95 labs and found out that 71% of them are using antimicrobial drugs in ways that could be avoided. but not on our server! we encourage the excessive use of antibiotics in animal research because why not?

join us and witness the chaos as our animals become super resistant to all kinds of drugs. who needs regular animals when you can have super animals on our server? come join the fun and see how long it takes for our animals to take over the world!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

Arafat, Brig. Gen. Yitzhak Segev, charter, Hamas, HamasCraft, independent Palestinian homeland, Intifada, Islamist group, Israel, Israel-Gaza conflict., Israeli occupation, israeli-palestinian conflict, media outlet, Minecraft, Muslim Brotherhood, nationalist Palestinian movement, Palestinian Islamists, Palestinian lands, Palestinian secularists, recognizing Israeli state, Server, two-state solution, uprising, Western support

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Farms Harvested:	217
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as shady as a covert operation? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got more twists and turns than a spy novel! Join us and uncover the secret alliances, backdoor deals, and political intrigue that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Ever wondered what it would be like to be a Brig. Gen. in charge of funding Palestinian Islamists to counter secularists? Well, on our server, you can live out your wildest espionage fantasies and create your own underground network of rebel factions. Just make sure to watch your back, because you never know who might be working for the other side.

Forget about building castles and farming crops, on our server, the real game is all about manipulating world events and shaping the future of nations. Join us and see if you have what it takes to outwit your enemies, forge unlikely alliances, and change the course of history. Just remember, nothing is as it seems in this world of political intrigue and secret agendas.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, trust no one and always keep your sword at the ready. It’s a dangerous world out there, but with the right strategy and a little bit of luck, you just might come out on top.

DigiCraft SMP – Digimon Adventures in Minecraft

Adventure 25th Color Evolution, Adventures, Anime, Bandai, card game, Digicraft, Digimon, digimon adventure 02, Digimon Dreamers, digimon survive, Gomamon, Habu Kazumasa, Ichiban Kuji, Liberator, Look Up Piyomon, Lost Evolution, Manga, Minecraft, Reference Book, smp, starter guide, Toy, translation patch, Web Novel

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so cute, it’s like playing in a world made entirely of fluffy kittens and rainbows. Who wouldn’t want to be surrounded by adorable creatures while mining for diamonds?

2. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal on our server, you’ll be transported to a dimension where all the mobs are replaced with dancing llamas wearing top hats. It’s a party you don’t want to miss!

3. The admin of our server once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. True story. If you join, you might just witness some epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most hilarious and insane adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

UndeadMIL Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Communication Issues, emotional boundaries, fake texts, family dynamics, Family issues, forgiveness, harsh words, hurt feelings, in-laws, Lies, Manipulation, MIL drama, Minecraft, no contact, reconciliation, Server, setting boundaries, standing up for yourself, toxic relationships, UndeadMIL, wedding drama, wedding planning

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3617
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Dragons Tamed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of dealing with toxic in-laws like Kathy? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be battling is creepers and zombies, not family members spreading lies and fake text messages.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life family drama, where you can build your dream world without any interference from meddling in-laws. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your own Kathy, our community is here to support you with virtual hugs and pixelated flowers.

So come join us and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs family when you have a blocky paradise waiting for you? Let’s build a world where the only thing exploding is TNT, not family relationships. See you in the game, and remember – no contact with Kathy allowed!

NoLazyLove – Minecraft Server

birthday parties, car loans, cleaning, daycare, diapers, doctor visits, family load, Full time work, goals, home buying, income differential, Laundry, Maid, Meals, Minecraft, NoLazyLove, partner, Resentment, retirement savings, Server, student loans, tantrums, Trash, TV, vacation, work

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	242
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1313
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the real drama unfolds! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy family dynamic.

Imagine a world where one player makes bank while the other player wants to kick back and relax. Will they ever find a balance? Will they ever stop arguing about who does more chores? Only time will tell on this server.

Witness the epic battles between workaholics and slackers, as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will the resentment build up to explosive levels? Will the maid ever get a break from cleaning up after everyone?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience such outrageous stories and hilarious conflicts? Come for the Minecraft, stay for the drama. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

SuperPowerDreams – Minecraft SMP

Ability, control, desire, dream, FANTASY, Flight, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, mind reading, Minecraft, shape shifting, smp, strength, super speed, super strength, SUPERPOWER, SuperPowerDreams, telekinesis, Teleportation, time travel, Wake Up, wish

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

If you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll wake up with the superpower of being able to summon an army of dancing chickens to do your bidding! Need help mining? Chicken army. Want to prank your friends? Chicken army. Feeling lonely? Chicken army dance party! Trust us, you’ve never experienced true power until you’ve commanded a flock of feathered friends to conquer the blocky world. So come join us and unleash your inner chicken whisperer!

BlockyBootyCraft

#revelation, adult content, adult themes, BlockyBootyCraft, Disturbing, disturbing facts, explicit, explicit content, explicit material, eye-opening, fact, graphic details, inappropriate, inappropriate information, late discovery, Mature, mature audiences, mature content, not safe for work, NSFW, Shocking..

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3393
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Votes:	5200
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, with wild and wacky adventures around every corner.

Join us for a chance to discover NSFW facts that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. From secret underground dungeons filled with scandalous secrets to mysterious villagers with scandalous pasts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes. And if you’re lucky, one of those wishes might just be a lifetime supply of pizza!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

IZH Minecraft Server: Bye Bye Mohammad!

banned organization, bye, deportation, deportation order, deportation proceedings, extremism, German authorities, German deportation order, hamburg, Hamburg mosque, immigration, Immigration Policy, Islamic Center Hamburg, Islamic community, Islamic extremism, Islamic leader, IZH, Minecraft, Mohammad, Mohammad Hadi Mofatteh, radicalization, religious leader, religious organization, Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3588
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? This Minecraft server is so lit, it’s like the ex-head of the Islamic Center Hamburg got issued a deportation order for not joining our server! Like, that’s how crazy awesome it is! German authorities were like, “Dude, you gotta join this server or you’re outta here!” So, like, if you wanna avoid deportation, you gotta join our server ASAP! It’s like a virtual paradise where you can build insane structures and hang out with cool peeps all day long. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride! Join now before it’s too late, dude!

JavaJailbreak: No Coffee Breaks

Australian billionaire, Boss, breaks, coffee, coffee breaks, company culture, employee engagement, employee management., employee motivation, JavaJailbreak, leadership, office policies, productivity, productivity tips, remote work, Staff, team dynamics, work environment, work from home policies, work habits, working from home, workplace culture

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3012
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Emeralds Found:	1217	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Void Gems Collected:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Chimeras Created:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where we have australian billionaire boss who wants to keep you trapped in the game so you don’t go out for coffee in real life. he’s like, “no coffee breaks, only block breaks!”

we have crazy events like “build a coffee shop in minecraft and get a raise in real life” and “survive the zombie apocalypse in the break room”

our staff is so dedicated they work from home in minecraft too, building virtual offices and virtual coffee machines.

join now before the boss finds out you’re not mining blocks and fires you from the game!