GameFail Minecraft Server

bad game, Feedback, Value, price cut, Marketing

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land filled with blocky wonders, there was a server that stood out among the rest. This server was so epic that even the creepers couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. And do you know what happened? The server got a big price cut in the first year after release! Can you believe it? It’s like finding diamonds in a cave full of gravel!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the most outrageous events you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From pig racing to skydiving off of the tallest tower, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins and mods – they’ll blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted goodies. The possibilities are endless on our server – come see for yourself!

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🚀 Straight Up 🚀 Anarchy SMP 1.20.6 – Five Year Party – No Map Amnesia

Currency, Teleportation, vanilla minecraft, Anarchy, Survival

Server IP: StraightUp.Minecraft.Best

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kG_Pa8_kWf4

Located in Dallas, USA

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.

[🧨] PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protect.

[💻] Stable server performance.

[🌎] No world resets. Ever. Many servers boast this, but few have stuck around as long as we have.

[🍪] Minor quality of life changes to empower greater player freedom. Kill players to obtain their head. Eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.

[‼️] Unobtrusive but effective anticheat to put vanilla players on a fair footing and maintain server performance.

[🚫] No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or econo-shit plugins that ruin the vanilla experience. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft. The way Minecraft was meant to be played.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I claim land on this server?	No, land claims are not permitted on Straight Up. It’s an anarchy server.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are allowed on the server.
Are there any world resets?	No, there are no world resets on the server. The world stays as it is.
What changes have been made to the vanilla Minecraft experience?	Minor quality of life changes have been implemented to empower player freedom, such as being able to obtain player heads by killing them and stopping phantoms from spawning by eating a cookie without moving your bed.
Are there any special plugins on the server?	There are no special plugins like currency, factions, or economy-related plugins. The focus is on providing a straight up survival experience.

πCraft1776

314, 1776, America, founding fathers, Numbers

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! We got so many crazy things happening, you’ll be like “whaaaaat?!”

Did you know that the sum of all possible permutations of 314 (3,14 – π) is 1776? That’s the year when the United States declared independence from Great Britain! And on our server, we’re declaring independence from boring gameplay!

Join us and you’ll be battling zombie llamas, riding on flying pigs, and building a house out of rainbow blocks! Plus, our secret underground club is where all the cool kids hang out – you’ll need a password, a secret handshake, and a pet parrot to get in!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

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AntikytheraCraft: Lunar Year Tracker

research, Evidence, year, historical artifact, astronomical instrument

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, man. like, you know that ancient greek thingy that tracked the moon or whatever? well, we got one of those too, but it’s made out of diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and get this, it actually works! like, you can track the moon and stuff on our server, how cool is that?

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground lair where you can find rare treasures and battle evil mobs. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows.

oh, and did i mention that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja cats? yeah, they’re super stealthy and will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you.

so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server? it’s like, the most awesome place to play minecraft ever. come join us and let the adventure begin!

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Shiori’s Homobeggar Whore Minecraft Server

VT, discussion, Ready, speculation, Shioris

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziest shenanigans!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or participate in our annual “Build a Castle out of TNT and see who survives” competition!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground maze filled with treasure and deadly traps, guarded by a pack of zombie chickens wearing top hats. And rumor has it, if you find the legendary Golden Potato hidden somewhere on the server, you will be granted three wishes by the almighty Ender Dragon!

So come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even meet a homobeggar whore named Shiori along the way!

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Y2K Madness: The Forgotten Year

aftermath, Overlooked, 9/11, crazy stuff, world news

Remember that time in 2001 when a group of llamas took over a small town in Idaho and declared themselves the rulers of the land? Yeah, that totally happened. But you know what else happened in 2001 that no one talks about? The epic Minecraft server that was created where players could ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. It was wild, I tell ya. So if you want to experience the same level of craziness and fun, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs 9/11 when you can have llamas, flying pigs, and laser-eyed chickens? Join us and let the madness begin!

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BallsyCraft: Where even 6-10 year old girls don’t respect balls

cultural expectations, Behavior, dont, Sportsmanship, Balls

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the greatness of balls? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a whole community of 6-10 year old girls who have mastered the art of disrespecting balls in the most hilarious ways possible. Join us for a ball-bouncing good time and see just how creative these girls can get with their ball insults. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

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Pixelated Time Machine: ‘>be me 1 year ago’

relationship, GRINDR, hook up, decision, Girlfriend

> So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing Minecraft on this epic server, when suddenly you get a message from a Filipino traveler who’s also your girlfriend’s ex-tranny hookup. Talk about a plot twist!

> Now, here’s where it gets wild – this server is known for its crazy adventures and unexpected encounters. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret diamond mine guarded by llamas, or find a hidden village full of talking chickens.

> And hey, if you’re feeling adventurous, why not propose a threesome to your girlfriend and her ex-tranny fling? Who knows, it might just lead to some epic loot and unforgettable memories. So what are you waiting for? Join the madness and let the chaos begin!

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ClubCraft: Where we build clubs in Minecraft and wonder if they’ll still manage next year

BUILD, clubs, Minecraft, year, ClubCraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never stops! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of dancing chickens, a DJ booth manned by a creeper, and a VIP section where the Ender Dragon hangs out.

But that’s not all! Our server is so epic that even Will Smith himself is considering managing a club here next year. That’s right, the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air might be dropping some sick beats for us while we mine for diamonds and battle zombies.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking llama or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless!

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BoomerCraft: Where 29 Year Old Manchildren Rule!

room, shame, year, self-pity, BoomerCraft

Are you tired of feeling like a loser in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate virtual warrior! No need to worry about not knowing how to drive or being a manchild, because in our world, you can be whoever you want to be!

Join now and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and conquer enemies with your newfound virtual skills. Who needs a job or an apartment when you can rule your own virtual kingdom? Say goodbye to feeling like a loser and hello to being a Minecraft master! Join our server now and start living your best virtual life!

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