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| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 5837 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 |
| Animals Bred: | 176 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 209 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
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