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CENSORSHIP!!! Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1493
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchantments Applied:	148	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of THEM trying to ruin anime with their pesky censorship? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the power to stop them once and for all! Join us on this epic adventure where we fight against evil forces and protect our beloved anime from being censored into oblivion. Plus, rumor has it that the secret to defeating THEM lies hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be discovered by brave warriors like yourself. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this crazy journey to save anime and have a ton of fun along the way!

The Lie Detector Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9161
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Are you tired of fake soccer drama and ready for some real excitement? Join our Minecraft server where you can create your own soccer team and compete against other players in epic matches! Forget about PSG, this is where the real action is at. Plus, rumor has it that if you win the championship, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that can shoot fireballs. Who needs Neymar when you have that kind of power at your fingertips? Join now and show off your skills on the virtual soccer field!

Grateful Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2656
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3682	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magic Items Found:	6601	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the real world drama of political elections and feminist tears! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to build, mine, and craft without any Trump-loving drama. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any feminist rants that might come your way. So come join us and leave the real world behind for some blocky fun!

POLITONE server Minecraft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6043
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	14

A military-political server based on the new basics of Minecraft and a resource pack.

Creating the best server is our business. Your job is to play and have fun!

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Wizard’s Haven Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2495
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your collection of Daddy’s Girl panties? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even creepers are dropping it like it’s hot! Join us for a chance to ride on a rainbow unicorn while battling zombie pigmen with diamond-studded swords. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with golden apples and enchanted armor. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make Minecraft great again… one pair of Daddy’s Girl panties at a time!

Switzerland Minecraft SMP Life

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4168
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	20
Chimeras Created:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where life is like living in Switzerland but with a twist! Instead of mountains and chocolate, we have towering structures made entirely out of diamond blocks and cookies that rain from the sky (watch out for falling sweets!).

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying cows, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and participate in epic dance-offs with friendly creepers. Our community is filled with quirky players who love to build insane contraptions like a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano or a house made entirely out of TNT (better watch your step!).

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, join us on our server today! Who needs Switzerland when you have a world filled with endless possibilities and endless laughter? Let’s get building and have a blast!

Crafty CIA Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	786
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is run by the CIA (yes, you read that right) and they have installed a bloodthirsty Islamist regime for some reason. But hey, who are we to question their methods? Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the chaos and try to survive in this insane world. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top-secret government conspiracy along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy Minecraft server!

『数字』- JP Vtubers Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9506
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	37	Runes Activated:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a Japanese Vtuber fan forum, with factions like Aogiri Highschool and NoriPro battling it out for dominance. And don’t even get me started on the crazy shenanigans that go down at VPI Cafe – let’s just say things can get pretty wild after a few potions of invisibility.

Join us if you want to be a part of the most chaotic Minecraft community this side of the digital world. We’ve got more numbers and news than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our members are as diverse as the mobs in the Nether. So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything goes!

The Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8312
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2378	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake blocks that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those basic servers in the dust because our server is in a league of its own. Come join us and see why the phrase “just can’t compete” was invented for us!

Kiki’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1508
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4635	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the diamonds are actually made of chocolate (just kidding, don’t eat them)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out with your friends. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, always up for a game of hide and seek (spoiler alert: he’s really good at hiding).

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (seriously, we once had a zombie apocalypse that turned out to be a flash mob dance party). See you there, kikikiki!