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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5914
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	147

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground bunker filled with obscure games that will blow your mind! Ever played Minecraft bingo while riding a pig? Well, now you can! And don’t even get me started on our epic game of “Hot Potato” where the potato explodes into a million potatoes if you hold onto it for too long. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come join us and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

White Women Attract SMP

Attract, attraction, beauty standards, cultural perceptions, DATING, Diversity, gender dynamics, Inclusivity, Interracial Relationships, love, Preferences, Race, relationships, romantic interests, smp, societal biases, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, White, white women, Women

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9809
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the white women are so alluring that even the creepers can’t resist their charm! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and of course, plenty of white women to keep you entertained. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our wacky world and see just how irresistible those pixelated ladies can be. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a blocky beauty! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for a wild and hilarious journey unlike any other!

AirRifleFailCraft

air rifle license, AirRifleFailCraft, Argument, Blame, clay pigeon, Disrespect, feelings, husband, Laundry, neighbours, overdramatic, police caution, Ruining, Shooting, shouting, Sport, Target, threatening behaviour, uk, validation, Victim

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Void Gems Collected:	28
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Endless Night Skies:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where the only shooting happening is with bows and arrows at creepers! Join us for a fun and drama-free environment where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about angry neighbours or police cautions. Plus, our community is always ready to validate your feelings and make you feel like the hero of your own Minecraft story. So come on, join us and leave the real world drama behind!

SMPComfortFoodMinecraft

chocolate chip cookies, classic, comfort food, Comforting, cravings, DELICIOUS, Favorite, go to, guilty pleasure, Hearty, homemade, ice cream, Indulgent, mac and cheese, Mashed potatoes, nostalgic, pizza, satisfying, SMPComfortFoodMinecraft, soul food, Warm

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7143
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate comfort food for your gaming soul!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense mining expeditions to find the rarest of diamonds (guarded by evil llamas, of course), and don’t forget about our weekly dance parties with creepers!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where we hoard all the enchanted golden apples and TNT. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of bacon!

So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and feast on some seriously wacky adventures, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen – even pigs flying (literally).

HateradeCraft

abhor, adversary, animosity, Contempt, description, despise, detest, dislike, ENEMY, gossip, HateradeCraft, hatred, hostility, Loathing, NEGATIVE, repugnant, Repulsive, Resentment, rival, Rumors, Unfriendly

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, diamond pickaxes that can mine entire mountains in one swing, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move.

People who hate you would describe you as the ultimate Minecraft master, a legend among players who can build a castle out of dirt in mere seconds and tame dragons with just a wink. They would tell their friends about the epic battles you’ve won against hordes of zombies and skeletons, and how you once rode a llama into battle wearing a suit made entirely of gold blocks.

So come join our server and become a part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the stuff of legends yourself!

KurskCraft: UNInvestigatePOWs

Accountability, Conflict, eastern europe, EXECUTION, human rights violations, international law, Investigate, investigation, Kursk region, KurskCraft, kyiv, military aggression, PoWs, prisoners of war, russia, Russian, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, UN, UNInvestigatePOWs, united nations, War Crimes

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3142
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

haha u should join this minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than russian execution of ukrainian pows in kursk region. like one time, a player built a giant toilet and flushed all the other players down it. it was epic. also, our admins are like unicorns, they grant wishes and poop rainbows. so come join the fun and see what other wacky adventures await you on this server!

Alert System High – Minecraft

ALERT, biological defense, biological response, body’s response, chemical signals, danger signals, Dangerous, defense mechanism, health, HIGH, high alert, immune defense, immune response, immune system, Minecraft, olfaction, research, scent detection, Science, sensory perception, smelling, System, threat detection

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	1448	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	368
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER?! well let me tell u, this server is so lit that just being on it will make ur immune system go BRRRR! like, u will be so alert u can smell danger from a mile away! imagine being able to sniff out creepers before they even get close to u, that’s the power of this server!

not only that, but the mobs on this server are so scared of u that they run away as soon as they see u coming! u will be the ultimate minecraft warrior, feared by all! and get this, the diamonds on this server are so abundant that u will be swimming in them in no time! u will be the richest player in all the land!

so what are u waiting for?! join now and experience the most insane, epic, and downright crazy minecraft server ever created! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Gaming & Chill Zone SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Features: – **Community-Focused:** A thriving, inclusive community where friendships are made, and teamwork flourishes. – **Custom Gameplay:** Unique events, custom builds, and special plugins that enhance the Minecraft experience. – **Player Economy:** Engage in a player-driven economy with shops, trading, and more! – **Survival with a Twist:** Enjoy the classic survival mode with exciting twists, challenges, and rewards that keep the gameplay fresh. – **Active Staff:** Our dedicated team ensures the server runs smoothly, providing support and organizing exciting events. – **Cross-Platform:** Play with friends on both Java and Bedrock editions!

Join us and be a part of the **Gaming & Chill Zone SMP** today!

66.11.114.198:5080

Bath & Body Minecraft Server

Apology, Backlash, Bath, Bath & Body, Body, candle, controversy, discrimination, Diversity, groveling, inclusion, insensitive, KKK, ku klux klan, Label, Marketing, Minecraft, racism, Retail, sensitivity training, Server, social media, white hoods

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5438
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Runes Activated:	8

Minto’s Reversion: Minecraft SMP – The CGDCT Chronicles

Anime, anime character, anime trope, CGDCT, change of heart, character arc, Character development, character growth, Chronicles, Coming of Age, growth mindset., Minecraft, minto, Mintos, old ways, personal journey, redemption arc, ReVersion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-realization, slice of life, smp, transformation

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9870
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Oh, let me tell you the tea, honey! Minto was just tired of all the kawaii stuff and decided to go back to her old ways of being a hardcore Minecraft player. But get this, she joined this insane SMP where the only way to survive is by building the most outrageous, over-the-top structures you can imagine. Think giant statues of llamas wearing top hats or houses made entirely out of diamond blocks. It’s like a wild, wacky dream come true! And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So if you’re ready for a crazy, chaotic adventure, come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!