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CraftyKidsRescueMalaysia

Arrests, child abuse, CraftyKidsRescueMalaysia, Malaysia, Melaka, Minors, Probe, rescued, suspects

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3008
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dimension Hops:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Farms Harvested:	425	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

LOL come join our server cuz we got more action than Malaysia bustin’ child abusers! we ain’t savin’ minors, we savin’ blocks from creepers! our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon be shakin’ in his boots! join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness and let’s build a world where the only thing gettin’ arrested is your boredom!

Childhood TraumaCraft

biological health, Childhood, childhood trauma, consequences, Development, disease prevention, Disease susceptibility, gender differences, health outcomes, health risks, Life, long-term effects, major diseases, Medical research, mental health, physical health, research, Risk, sex, trauma impact, TraumaCraft, unique experiences

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1560
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Star Shards Collected:	230
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, get this, our players’ sex and childhood trauma experiences actually affect their health in the game! Like, you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly get a disease because of your past trauma. It’s wild, bro. Plus, we have special events where you can battle diseases and win epic loot. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

PlayVersion2

balanced gameplay, building, Community, competitive, Economy, Faction, Factions, Fun, hard difficulty, Legacy, Perks, pure faction, PvP, Raiding, Server, strategy, Survival, teamwork, THRIVING, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Zombie Dances:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Welcome to Version2, a simple vanilla Factions server where teamwork, strategy, and survival are key! With a focus on balanced gameplay, hard difficulty, and a strong community vibe, it’s all about building, raiding, and thriving in a competitive world. Join us and create your faction’s legacy today! PvP enabled, no game-breaking perks—just pure faction fun!

playversion2.com

AlfaNetwork

2023, AlfaNetwork, Experience, fair, Founded, Fun, Gaming, mincraft, PvP, Safe, Server, Skyblock

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1200
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	9142
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

AlfaNetwork is a Mincraft Server Founded in 2023. Our Goal is to Provide You with a Fair, Safe and Fun Gaming Experience.

play.alfakurt.com

CraftedSurvival: Where blocks are friends and creepers are just misunderstood pets

Active players, Additions, Bedrock Port, blocks, Community, CraftedSurvival, CREEPERS, Friendly, Friends, griefer-free, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, Minecraft, misunderstood, Pets, Playtime, Protection, Server, smp, Survival, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, welcome

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8909
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Server Name	Crafted Survival
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla SMP
Description	A friendly, fun, and inclusive environment with some added features for a better gameplay experience
Main Additions	Land Claiming Shopping District Homes and TPA Live World Map Mob Heads One Player Sleep Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting Active Player Base
IP Address	play.craftedsurvival.net
Bedrock Port	19132

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly community atmosphere.
How can I claim land on the server?	You can use the Land Claiming feature available on the server for claiming your territory.
Are there any special ranks on the server?	Yes, we have ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting that offer certain perks and benefits.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Of course! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join our community.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is enabled, but we have designated areas for PvP to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players.

Electric Sushi Minecraft Server

brushing teeth, Cultural differences, dental care, dental devices, dental equipment, dental habits, dental health, dental innovation, dental technology, dental tools, Electric, electric appliances, Electric Devices, electric toothbrush, hygiene practices, innovation, japanese, Japanese culture, Minecraft, misunderstanding, oral hygiene, Server, sushi, Technology

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7296
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have more fun than a confused Japanese person trying to use an electric toothbrush! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that only those with the most epic dance moves can find it!

2. Our community is so friendly that even the creepers have been known to stop exploding and start giving out hugs instead. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

3. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen breakdancing and ghasts singing opera. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other. And remember, if you ever feel lost or confused, just think of that poor Japanese person trying to figure out their electric toothbrush. It’ll put everything into perspective!

AI DEGEN erated Art and Porn Minecraft SMP

ai, AMD GPU, art, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, Clean up duty, ComfyUI, controlnet, DEGEN, DEGENerated Art, Embeddings, erated, FAQ, fetish content, Forge, LoRa Training, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, smp, Tags for Prompting

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3835
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the Clean up duty edition where we clean up the mess left behind by all the creepers and zombies.

Previous shenanigans on /perverts/ include building giant statues of Steve twerking, creating a roller coaster that sends you straight into a pit of lava, and organizing a sheep fashion show where the best-dressed sheep wins a diamond block.

But wait, there’s more! We have a ComfyUI for the experienced players, an Automatic1111 for the beginners who want to dive into the madness, and even a Forge (A1111 Fork) for those who like to mix things up.

FAQ? Who needs that when you can just wing it and hope for the best! Our Link Hub will lead you down a rabbit hole of memes, inside jokes, and questionable decisions.

Join us for LoRa Training where we teach you how to communicate with the Ender Dragon using only a potato and a stick. And don’t forget to check out our AMD GPU section where we discuss the best shaders to make your game look like a psychedelic trip through the Nether.

So grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just remember, what happens in this SMP, stays in this SMP. Join us now before the Ender Dragon decides to crash the party and turn everything into obsidian!

LoveCraftedMC

baby names, Childhood, Communication, compromise, Decision making, emotions, family, first love, husband, Insecurity, irrational, love, LoveCraftedMC, Memories, Naming, parenting, past relationships, popular names, relationships, Son, Wife

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2010
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of choosing the perfect name for your in-game character! Just like this guy who refused to let his son be named after his wife’s first love, you too can avoid awkward situations by joining our server.

Imagine the chaos that would ensue if you accidentally named your character after your partner’s high school crush! Avoid the drama and join our server, where you can choose any name you want without any emotional baggage attached.

Don’t let your in-game adventures be overshadowed by past relationships and questionable baby name choices. Join our server and game on without any worries about naming conflicts. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find your own virtual love story while you’re at it!

CringeCraft SMP

attention seeking, attention-grabbing, boundary-pushing, controversial, cringe, CringeCraft, Edgy, EXTREME, fashion, faux-edgy, nonconformist, outlandish, Provocative, Rebellion, shock value, smp, social media, Style, trend, Try Hard, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unconventional

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Do you ever see people trying to be edgy by wearing mismatched socks or dyeing their hair a crazy color? Well, imagine a whole server full of players who take being edgy to the next level! Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be surrounded by players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks or ride pigs into battle wearing nothing but a pumpkin on their head. Trust us, you’ve never seen edgy like this before! So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdness and join a community of players who take being edgy to a whole new level, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

MineCraftyLove

Bonding, Communication, compatibility, Connection, Deep Conversations, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, getting to know you, good questions, intimacy building, lead to intimacy, love language, meaningful conversations, MineCraftyLove, open-ended questions, personal questions, Relationship Building, relationship growth, soulmate, trust building, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1999
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Emeralds Found:	1469	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Votes:	5235	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Are you tired of boring old small talk in Minecraft? Do you want to skip straight to the good stuff and build a deep connection with your fellow players? Look no further than our server! We have the most outrageous icebreaker questions that will have you sharing your deepest secrets in no time. Want to know your teammate’s most embarrassing moment in-game? Or maybe their wildest Minecraft dream? Join us and get ready for some seriously intimate bonding over blocky landscapes and pixelated pigs. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?