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Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Votes:	9362
Dimension Hops:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

BabyBlockChristmas

BabyBlockChristmas, baking cookies, Board Games, christmas, christmas dinner, creating traditions, crowded events, decorating, family gatherings, family priorities, family traditions, guilt trip, husband’s family, new parent challenges, overseas travel, quality family time, RSV season, travel with baby, uninterrupted time, wife’s family

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6575
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of boring Christmas traditions with your in-laws who can’t cook to save their lives? Do you want to start your own epic Christmas traditions with your baby and actually enjoy the holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the drama of family guilt trips and boring TV marathons. On our server, you can create your own holiday wonderland, bake virtual cookies, and decorate to your heart’s content. Plus, there’s no RSV season to worry about here – just pure Minecraft fun!

Forget about crowded trains and long car rides – on our server, you can travel to magical lands with just a click of a button. And who needs board games when you can battle it out in epic Minecraft PvP matches?

So come join us and make Christmas great again – because here, the only tradition is having a blast with your virtual family!

FishyFriends Minecraft SMP

aquariums, aquatic pets, exotic fish, fish aesthetics, fish behavior, fish care, fish companionship, fish enthusiasts, fish feeding, fish health, fish hobbyists, fish keeping, fish maintenance, fish relaxation, fish species, fish tanks, FishyFriends, freshwater fish, Minecraft, pet fish, saltwater fish, smp, tropical fish

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6938
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Towns Built:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of swimming in the same old fish tank in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where pet fish are the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about creepers and zombies, our server is run by a council of wise and powerful fish who will guide you on your epic adventures.

But beware, these fish are not your average pets. They have magical powers that can turn you into a fish yourself if you’re not careful. Imagine swimming through the oceans of Minecraft as a majestic fish, ruling over the land with your underwater powers.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of fish-loving players who will help you navigate the treacherous waters of Minecraft? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the fish are the true masters of the game? Join us now and dive into a world unlike any other!

PixelPoundsLost

Accountability, balance, Consistency, Dedication, determination, Exercise, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, mindset shift, motivation, patience, perseverance, PixelPoundsLost, progress, self-care, self-discipline, success, support system, transformation, weight loss

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Votes:	7756	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of trying to lose weight but failing every time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the secret to shedding those pounds! Join us and watch the virtual blocks melt away those extra calories as you mine and build your way to a slimmer you. Rumor has it, the more diamonds you find, the more inches you lose off your waistline! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

5 year olds, 50 year old bodies, age groups, childish, clerical experience, Degrees, fortune, fucksticks, Minecraft, my fortune, Narcissistic, office experience, Server, six years, solipsistic, tattooed whores, TOXIC, two degrees, UNBELIEVABLE, University, warehouse, warehouse settings

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9189
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Betrayed Many Eldians Minecraft SMP – Fought Four Titans Shifters Almost

#Forbiddenlove, Anime, attackontitan, BETRAYAL, betrayaloftrust, Betrayed, Eldianhistory, Eldians, eren, Farmer, Fought, heroicact, historia, Manga, mikasa, Minecraft, sacrifice, Selflessness, shifters, smp, titanpowers, titans, titanshifters, tragicdeath, tragicend, ultimatebetrayal

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Enchantments Applied:	218	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the drama is as intense as Attack on Titan? Look no further! Join our server where players have betrayed each other, fought off titans (or in this case, creepers), and even sacrificed themselves for the sake of love triangles. You never know what crazy plot twist will happen next, so join now and see if you can survive the chaos! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns, like watching your favorite character get piped by a farmer…wait, what?!

ThermoLockCraft

aita, anemic, Communication, compromise, family, Fan, Freezing, houseguests, hvac system, leaving soon, locking thermostat, Pregnant, Repair, Room temperature, temperature control, ThermoLockCraft, thermostat settings

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	536	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Villages Defended:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ores Mined:	4319	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life roommates messing with your thermostat? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about someone changing the temperature on you ever again!

Our server is so cool (literally, we keep it at a perfect 73 degrees) that you won’t even need a fan running 24/7 like some people do in real life. Plus, we have a strict “no thermostat changing” policy, so you can game in peace without any unwanted temperature adjustments.

Don’t be stuck in a freezing cold house with roommates who can’t agree on a temperature. Join our server and enjoy the perfect virtual climate while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life thermostat drama!

LoveTapCraft

Affection, appreciation, Bond, Caring, Connection, emotional, Gratitude, Heartfelt, Heartwarming, Impact, Kindness, love, LoveTapCraft, Meaningful, memorable, relationship, Significant, smallest gesture, Special, thoughtful, touching

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3850
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magic Items Found:	6035	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where the smallest gesture of love can lead to the biggest impact on your gameplay. Imagine planting a single flower and suddenly a giant heart-shaped garden sprouts up, giving you all the love and support you need to conquer the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From a cow that tells jokes to a chicken that moonwalks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense system, escalation, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, Missiles, nuclear deal, regional conflict, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tension, War

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8166
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Love Letters Sent:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7717

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can dodge missiles like ur in a war zone? well this server is for u! we got so many missiles flying around u wont know what hit u (literally). join now and experience the thrill of trying to build ur house while dodging explosions left and right. who needs peace when u can have chaos amirite? come join the fun and see if u can survive the missile madness.

CraftyIsraelWarz

Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyIsraelWarz, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, global impact, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nuclear Threat, political turmoil, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, War

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5333
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	4065
Chimeras Created:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy battles like the attack on israel but way more fun and with less consequences!!! 🤣🤣🤣

we got players building massive forts and castles to defend against the evil forces of creepers and zombies! 🏰🧟‍♂️

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers to summon dragons and ride them into battle against your enemies! 🐉🔥

plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! we have dance parties in the virtual world and even have a secret underground disco club! 💃🕺

so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever! who needs real life conflicts when you can have all the fun here? 😂🎮🚀