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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 391 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1018 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
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