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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 391 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1018 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
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