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GeniusCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2044
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magic Items Found:	2765
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Crops Grown:	6234
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and become a certified genius.com contributor because only the smartest players survive in our insane world. We’ve got secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking llama who gives out life advice (trust me, he’s a wise old llama).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s turn Minecraft into a wild, wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Don’t be mad fucking bored, be mad fucking entertained on our server!

CraftyNijiEN Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5448
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Votes:	6227
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN crew hangs out and builds epic creations! Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with Petra Gurin, battle zombies with LazuLight, and explore the depths of the Nether with OBSYDIA!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Luxiem clan, who are known for their insane redstone contraptions and epic PvP battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Vox Akuma in a duel, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And don’t even get us started on ILUNA – these Minecraft pros have built a replica of the entire Ethyria kingdom, complete with pixel art of all the Nijisanji EN members. Plus, if you can find all the hidden Easter eggs in their world, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community this side of the End portal! Just remember to watch out for the occasional troll, griefer, or Ender Dragon attack – it’s all part of the fun!

AniCraft: The Best Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9351
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	2735	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Are modern developers retarded?” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day (and your sanity)! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing creepers serenades you with “All Star” by Smash Mouth. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is secretly run by a group of sentient llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity (and your taste in Minecraft servers) every step of the way.

HairySituation Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Items Found:	8057
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we mine for diamonds and dodge creepers like it’s our job! But wait, there’s more – join now and you’ll also get to experience the craziest relationship drama that rivals any soap opera!

Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, your in-game girlfriend starts questioning your preferences on body hair. Will you choose to pay for her laser hair removal or risk ending the relationship over hairy arms? The drama unfolds as you navigate through the complexities of love and Minecraft survival.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of adventure, romance, and laser hair removal discussions all in one place? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the chaos begin!

CareerCraft vs. KidCraft

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6985
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than taking care of twin babies while working from home? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make changing diapers seem like a walk in the park.

Join us for insane adventures, like battling giant zombie babies and mining for diamonds in a diaper-filled cave. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you have a whole virtual family to rely on (minus the angry messages and guilt trips).

Don’t worry about abandoning your in-game family for work, because on our server, we understand the importance of balance. Plus, we have virtual daycare services for when you need a break from all the chaos.

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and fun?

YankeeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

What is something that you can only find on our Minecraft server? Well, how about a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted bacon and a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt? Yep, that’s right, only on our server can you experience such epicness! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a squad of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way? So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PrettyCraftLand

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8280
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	934076	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server so epic, so legendary, that just saying its name will make your crops grow faster and your diamonds shine brighter? Well, you’re in luck because this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter!

Join us on this magical journey where the sun always shines, the creepers are friendly, and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs)! Our community is filled with wizards, warriors, and even a talking llama who gives out free hugs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most valuable block in all of Minecraft: the elusive Bacon Block. Legend has it that whoever finds this block will have unlimited bacon for life!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and experience the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, pants-wetting Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SpyCraftNorway

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3726
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9734
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this crazy story about a norwegian dude who got caught tryna spy for china. like, what even?! if you wanna be part of the madness, come join us on this epic minecraft server. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret underground lair where we plot world domination. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos. join now before the norwegian spies come for you too!

NarwhalCraft: The Ocean’s Unicorns

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9834
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where narwhals are the unicorns of the ocean. u can ride them into battle against evil mermaids and krakens. we have a secret underwater city where u can trade with the fish people for rare items like enchanted seashells and sea cucumbers. our server is protected by a giant jellyfish that zaps griefers with its electric tentacles. join us and be part of the most bizarre and fantastical minecraft adventure ever!

CraftyFckr Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3171
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us if you want to be constantly trolled, griefed, and pranked by our team of mischievous moderators. We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you try to survive in our chaotic world where the only rule is “Fuck you for playing!” So if you’re a glutton for punishment and enjoy a good challenge, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive our insane server!

DepressedCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3706
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	165
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Star Shards Collected:	284
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Dragon Eggs Found:	7459
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of pouring all your resources into trying to convert someone to your beliefs just so you can date them? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let the power of block-building and pixelated pigs bring you closer together in ways you never thought possible.

Our server is filled with cute agnostic girls who are just waiting for you to subtly convince them to become Christian so you can live happily ever after. We guarantee that by the time you build your first diamond castle together, she’ll be liking Bible verses on your Instagram story faster than you can say “creeper”.

So why waste time and energy on real-life conversions when you can join our server and let the magic of Minecraft do all the work for you? Join now and start building your love story, one block at a time!