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VoteCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3147
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Buildings Constructed:	35	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6

Are you tired of building boring old houses and farms in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear! Why settle for a plain old village when you can join our server and build a fortress made entirely out of TNT?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to grief or troll. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in a sky-high arena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those trumptards who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

New Underwear Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	8440	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ores Mined:	5152	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the balls feel crazy! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their balls started feeling so crazy that they couldn’t stop laughing. The laughter was contagious, spreading throughout the server and turning every player into a giggling mess. It was chaos, but oh so much fun! So if you want your balls to feel crazy too, come join us on this wild adventure. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans await you on our server!

Good Morning Minecraft SMP

ABSTINENCE, alone, Celibacy, discipline, Forever Alone, Good, good morning, Loneliness, mental strength, Minecraft, morning, not cum, personal boundaries, Possible.., self improvement, self-control, self-restraint, sexual behavior, sexual desire, sexual frustration, Single life, smp, temptation, Whores

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of being a lonely miner in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you find yourself constantly surrounded by mobs and noobs with no one to share your diamonds with? Well, fear not, because our SMP is here to save you from eternal loneliness!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being forever alone again. Our community is filled with the most epic gamers who are always down for a good time. We have weekly events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Build Battle Royale” that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about those pesky creepers trying to blow up your base.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Whore Village, where you can trade your emeralds for some…um…special services. And trust us, once you’ve experienced the wonders of Whore Village, you’ll never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and say goodbye to forever alone!

Dad’s Dumb Rule Minecraft Server

body image, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Dads, disrespectful behavior., dumb, eating disorder, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, food restrictions, medication side effects, mental health, Minecraft, parental control, refusal to listen, rule, self esteem, Server, shared custody, teenage rebellion, unhealthy behaviors, weight, weight shaming

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Votes:	1298	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can build to your heart’s content and explore endless possibilities. But wait, there’s more – we have a special feature that allows you to tame wild wolves and ride them into battle against creepers and zombies!

Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Take a stroll through our virtual petting zoo, where you can cuddle with adorable pixelated animals and even ride a giant chicken around the server!

And if you’re looking for a challenge, try our exclusive “Dad Boss Battle” where you must defeat a giant dad who tries to take food out of your hand before dinner time. It’s a hilarious showdown that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! Who needs real life drama when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

BlockPartyNudesGoneWild

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	655
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Crops Grown:	4552	Towns Built:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with boyfriends who are more interested in looking at naked women than spending time with you? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to avoid any distractions. No more worrying about your significant other being bombarded with inappropriate content, because on our server, the only thing popping up on their screen will be creepers trying to blow them up! Trust us, this is the safest place for your relationship to thrive while you mine for diamonds and build epic structures together. Say goodbye to naked women and hello to pixelated pigs!

Crafty20XX

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9784
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Magic Items Found:	4205	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky! This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever eats one of those golden apples gains the power to build a castle in a single night!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the elusive Rainbow Sheep. These majestic creatures roam the land spreading joy and color wherever they go. And if you manage to tame one, they will grant you three wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBash: Protect the Pixels!

advocacy, Alarming, Awareness, BlockyBash, Boys, child abuse, education, empowerment, gender equality, Girls, HUMAN RIGHTS, intervention, Justice, mental health, pixels, Prevention, Protect, Protection, Reporting, sexual violence, Support, Trauma, UNICEF

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4301
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Enchantments Applied:	239
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

LOL, ok so like, this server is like the craziest place ever, you gotta join cuz it’s like a party in your computer! we got unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire, it’s lit af. and like, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the fun and adventure, like seriously, you’ll be so bored without us. plus, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, it’s like the hottest spot in town. so come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s have a blast together!

Fruit Salad with Beets

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3122
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dragons Tamed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the beets are the rulers and the fruit salad is the ultimate power. you think you know minecraft? think again, because on our server, everything is upside down and inside out.

we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and unicorns that poop out diamonds. the grass is made of cotton candy and the trees sing you lullabies as you chop them down for wood.

our players are all secretly wizards who can turn into dragons and breathe fire on their enemies. you think you’re tough? try fighting a giant chicken that shoots lightning bolts from its beak.

join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer tomatoes.

BlockyVaxCraft: Stay Alive & Craft On!

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	453
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	117

come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

SlopCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5750
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like being transported to a whole new world – literally!

Join us and embark on a journey that will make isekai anime look like a walk in the park. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension every time you log on.

From fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen to building your own castle in the sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret realm filled with diamond-studded llamas and talking chickens.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the ultimate adventure? Trust us, once you’ve been on our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just be careful not to get too lost in the world, or you might end up like Steve from episode 3 of that isekai anime – trapped in a world where the only way out is to mine your way to freedom.

5 more hours until weekend starts in Poland Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9997
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	404
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you tired of waiting for the weekend to start in Poland? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and time will fly by faster than a pig riding a minecart! Our server is so addicting, you won’t even notice when the weekend finally arrives. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy so you can play for days without sleep. Join now and say goodbye to boring weekends in Poland!