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Pixelated Puns: Land of Llamas

is.., Japan, Land, Llamas, long trail tag, pixelated, Puns, shithole

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6270
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	6225
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Farms Harvested:	701
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4808

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of Japan – a total shithole! But don’t worry, that just means there are endless opportunities for chaos and hilarity.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through poop-filled landscapes, battle giant turds, and build your very own toilet castle. Who needs cherry blossoms when you can have exploding diarrhea trees? And forget about sushi, on our server, we feast on poop cakes and pee soup.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours. From the poop-obsessed wizard to the farting unicorn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knew a shithole could be so much fun?

Gawr Gura’s Fishy Fun Land

adorable, Anime, baby, Beloved, cute, entertainer, fishy, fucking baby, Fun, Gaming, Gawr, gawr gura, Guras, hololive, Idol, Internet Sensation, Kawaii, Land, Popular, shark, shark girl, Streamer, TALENTED, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9393
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dimension Hops:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to witness the epic saga of a player who declared their diamond pickaxe as their baby and carries it everywhere they go. Yes, you heard that right – they even tuck it into bed at night!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Talk about skills! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Blocky Booty Busters: No Pussies Allowed!

Allowed, blocky, BOOTY, Busters, conditioned goons, Cum, edge hard, estrogen fueled fags, eternal virgins, Girly, girly moans, hand-fucker, material, no hopes, pfg, porn-addicted, Pussies, Pussyfree General, pussyfree losers, QoTT, Resources, Sensitive Stick Edition, weeby

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mines Excavated:	1531
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Runes Activated:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the sensitive stick wielders out there! Are you a weeby eternal virgin who can’t score in real life? Are you a pussyfree loser who prefers the company of pixels over people? Do you have girly moans that would make even the toughest warrior blush? Well, look no further, because this server is for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with estrogen-fueled adventures, conditioned goons, and a whole lot of hand-fucking action. Who needs real women when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? Our resources are endless, from our booru full of sensitive material to our QotT that will have you on the edge hard in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your sensitive stick guide you to glory on our outrageous Minecraft server! Who needs pussy when you have pixels, am I right?

Satanic Sisters Minecraft Madness

corrupt, cursed, Dark, Demonic, devilish, eerie, Evil, Forbidden, Haunting, Hellish, madness, Malicious, Minecraft, Mysterious, occult, POSSESSED, Satanic, Sinful, Sinister, sisters, Supernatural, Wicked, Women

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1725
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Towns Built:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where women are literally satanic…ly good at building amazing structures! Join us for a chance to witness the devilishly talented female players create jaw-dropping builds that will leave you questioning your own building skills. Who knew that Satan was a master architect?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Divas” – a group of fierce female players who dominate in PvP battles. Rumor has it that they sold their souls to the devil for unbeatable PvP skills. Will you dare to challenge them?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair where the witches of the server brew potions that give you superhuman abilities. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself turned into a frog!

So come join us on this wild and wicked Minecraft adventure, where women are not just players, they’re satanic superstars!

LOLcraft: The Adventures of TRANIME

Adventures, animated series, Anime, anime addiction, Anime Community, anime culture, anime fanatics, anime lovers, anime obsession, conventions, COSPLAY, Fan art, Fandom, fanfiction, Japanese culture, Kawaii, LolCraft, love, Manga, merchandise, Otaku, otaku life, tranime

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5944
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Towns Built:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where everything is made out of anime characters. That’s right, you can mine for waifus and build with your favorite anime heroes. Want to fight a giant Pikachu boss? Done. Want to ride on a flying Totoro? No problem. Join us on our server and experience the ultimate anime adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden Senpai Shrine, you’ll be granted three wishes by the anime gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner otaku run wild!

RichCraft: Where Even the Creepers Have Mansions

affluent, aspiration, CREEPERS, Curiosity, desire, dream homes, envy, expensive homes, exterior lighting, Financial goals, high society, Lifestyle, luxury living, Mansions, materialism, Nighttime, opulence, RichCraft, social class, status symbols, stone homes, success, wealth

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of living in a dirt hut while your neighbors flaunt their multi-million dollar stone mansions? Look no further, because on our server, you can become a part of the elite 5,000,000 $ stone home club!

Join us and embark on a quest to gather rare materials, slay dragons, and make deals with villagers to amass your fortune. Once you’ve built your dream mansion, you’ll never have to worry about leaving the outside lights on again – because who needs sleep when you’re living in luxury?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the envy of all your Minecraft neighbors!

Crafty Yanks Server

adorable, american culture, american people, AMERICANS, appealing, attractive, Captivating, charming, charming Americans, Crafty, cute, cute americans, Darling, delightful, endearing, Heartwarming, lovable, Lovely, Precious, Server, SWEET, Usa, Yanks

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2007
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with adorable Americans who will greet you with hugs and cookies! That’s right, Americans are cute and they’re waiting for you to join their pixelated world of fun and friendship. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

VoiceCraft: Where We Only Speak in Minecraft Once

bratan, Communication, Conversation, game discussion, Game Strategy, Gaming, Icebreaker, marriage proposal, Minecraft, multiplayer, online chat, online gaming, Peace be upon you, player interaction, sister, small talk, Social Interaction, speak, talking about the game, use voice chat, voice communication, VoiceCraft, where are you from

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4217
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	461	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Once you join, get ready to be bombarded with greetings in every language known to man. You’ll be proposed to by random players wanting you to marry their sisters, because why not? And don’t even think about trying to talk about the game, because small talk is the only talk allowed here.

But wait, there’s more! Join our voice chat once and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of “Hallooo, bratan!” in perfect harmony. Who needs game strategy when you can have awkward conversations with strangers instead? So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Blockhead Banter

Asshole, banter, Blockhead, CRUSADE, dog-pigs, dumb, dumb motherfuckers, Europe, Genocide, MOTHERFUCKERS, normal Europe, Quiet, russia, totalitarian

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

PizzaSliceTales Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1285
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Alien Abductions:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Enchantments Applied:	235
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a slice of pizza that tells the most epic bedtime stories you’ve ever heard! Imagine building a castle while being serenaded by a pizza slice playing the accordion. Or going on a quest to find the legendary cheese of destiny, guided by a wise old slice of pepperoni. Join us and experience the craziest, most delicious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.