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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 1230 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7692 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
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But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
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