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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 4758 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 185 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 839297 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1535 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 |
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So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!