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AtlantisCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to drown any PoC (Players of Color) like those meanies in Atlantis! Our underwater world is a safe space for all players, no matter what color their blocky skin is. Join us for a splashing good time and leave the racism behind – unless you’re a zombie, then we might have to discriminate a little bit. Just kidding, all mobs are welcome too! Come join the fun and let’s build a better, more inclusive world together. -
Crafty USA Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is where the chaos happens! Join us for a wild ride where anything goes, from building giant statues of llamas to starting epic pranks on other players.But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling aliens who are trying to rewrite history. Will whites, asians, and negros be sent back in time? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more unpredictable and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else. So come join us and see what kind of crazy adventures await you!
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AfroCraft: First MP Down
yo yo yo, come join our minecraft server where we got the craziest shenanigans happenin’! we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and zombies doin’ the cha-cha slide.one time, this dude tried to build a house outta diamonds but ended up summonin’ a dragon instead. it was wild, man.
and guess what? we got Germany’s first African-born MP playin’ with us too! he’s standin’ down after some racist abuse, but don’t worry, we got his back.
so come on over and join the fun! we promise you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a creeper. but hey, that’s just part of the adventure, right?
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Pajeet’s Anti-China Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than our builds is our sense of humor! Join us and experience a world where the only rule is to have a good time – oh, and maybe watch out for those sneaky pajeets!Looking for a server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt? Look no further! Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with anti-China propaganda – just kidding…or are we?
Join us today and see why everyone is talking about our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. From epic battles with giant chickens to uncovering hidden treasure in the depths of the ocean, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let the madness begin!
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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too nice and polite? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy, wild players who will keep you on your toes!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being insulted by dumb fucking niggers and spics while trying to build your masterpiece. It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic battles and betrayals you’ll ever witness. You never know when your “best and brightest” teammate will turn on you and steal all your diamonds. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with pixelated blocks!
So come on over and join the chaos. Who knows, you might just become the king or queen of this insane Minecraft world!
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NaziCapGoneByeBye
so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff and mine stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh and be like WOAH? well, this server is the place for u!imagine this: u log in and suddenly u see a giant chicken riding a pig, wearing a top hat. and then u realize, that’s just a normal day on this server. we have the craziest mods and the weirdest events that will make u go “what even is happening right now?”
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep? yeah, that’s a thing here. and every full moon, we have a llama race where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.
join us if u wanna have a blast, meet some wacky characters, and maybe even find a hidden treasure guarded by a friendly dragon who loves to tell dad jokes. trust me, u won’t regret it!
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EurotardCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with eurotards who don’t know how to have fun? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace the eurotard spirit and take it to a whole new level!Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie eurotards who are hellbent on stealing all the diamonds in the land. Build insane structures like a giant toilet made entirely out of obsidian, or a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Eurotard King, who will challenge you to ridiculous quests like finding his lost pet chicken that can only speak in Shakespearean insults. And if you succeed, you’ll be rewarded with a crown made of pure gold (or maybe just fool’s gold, who knows?).
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate eurotard champion and earn bragging rights for life!
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BlockParty Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava and diamond blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a group of dancing chickens wearing top hats.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pig King, who roams the land on a giant bacon throne. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes (one of which must involve building a giant statue of him made entirely out of pork chops).
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and leave all your worries at the door. Just be sure to watch out for the mischievous Endermen who like to steal your blocks and replace them with giant statues of Steve riding a llama. Trust us, it’s a sight to see!