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CelebCraft: Badass & Wholesome

Admirable, admirable personality, authentic, badass, CelebCraft, Celebrity, charismatic, down to earth, genuine, good example, influential, inspiring, kind-hearted, positive influence, Powerful, respected, Role Model, STRONG, TALENTED, Wholesome

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	570
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	28	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Dragon Scales Harvested:	386	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to play Minecraft with a celebrity who is as wholesome as they are badass? Well, look no further because on our server, you can team up with none other than Mr. Rogers himself! That’s right, the king of kindness is also a master at building epic structures and slaying creepers like a pro.

Join our server for a chance to build a magical neighborhood with Mr. Rogers, where the houses are made of rainbows and the trees sing songs of peace and love. But don’t be fooled by his gentle demeanor, because when it comes to defending his friends from the evil forces of the Nether, Mr. Rogers is a force to be reckoned with.

So if you want to experience the ultimate blend of wholesomeness and badassery in Minecraft, come join us on our server and prepare to be amazed by the legendary adventures that await you. Who knew that playing Minecraft with a celebrity could be so epic?

ATACMS-Free Sky Minecraft Server

Air Force, aircraft, ATACMS, ATACMSFree, cold war, Defense, deployment, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, Missiles, nato, RANGE, russia, SECURITY, Server, SKY, strategy, Tactics, WARFARE, wsj

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7249
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Zombie Dances:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Gods Slained:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can fly planes and stuff? well, this server is like, the bomb diggity cuz we got RUSSIAN airplanes, man! like, not just any airplanes, but 90% of them are OUTSIDE the ATACMS range! like, how crazy is that?! join now and be part of the epic aerial battles that will blow ur mind! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

VenezuelaCraft: Jailbreak Mayhem

Abuse, arrested, authoritarian regime, Beaten, children, children’s rights, civil rights, crackdown, Democracy, Dictatorship, electoral fallout, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, Jailbreak, MAYHEM, Oppression, Political unrest, protest, social justice, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft, Venezuelan government, violence

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crops Grown:	9267	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	221	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the tyranny of the venezuelan govt!!! build ur own virtual paradise and never worry about being arrested or beaten for playing video games!!! our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives u unlimited diamonds!!! plus, our admin is a retired circus clown who can juggle creepers like nobody’s business!!! so what are u waiting for?? come join us and let’s overthrow the evil govt together in the world of blocks and pixels!!!

MidnightMinecraftMingle

anxiety, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, difficult conversations, difficult situations, emotional stress, late night, middle of the night, midnight discussions, MidnightMinecraftMingle, partner, relationship, relationship issues, relationship problems, sleep disruption, sleep disturbance, so, surprise conversations, Talk, waking up

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5482
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

so, liek, u know that feeling when ur SO is all liek “we need to talk” and ur liek oh no, what did i do now? well, imagine if they did that in the middle of the night, waking u up from a sound sleep. that’s the kind of chaos u can expect on this minecraft server.

but don’t worry, it’s not all drama and heartache. we’ve got epic adventures and crazy builds that will blow ur mind. u can team up with other players to take on giant mobs or build a castle that reaches the sky. the possibilities are endless, just like the drama in ur love life.

join us on this server and u’ll never have a dull moment. who needs sleep when u can be mining diamonds and fighting dragons with ur friends? so come on, what are u waiting for? ur SO can wait, but this server can’t. let’s do this!

GenZCraft: AI-Assist Schoolyard

academic performance, academic support, Adolescent students, AIAssist, assistive technology, cognitive enhancement, cognitive processing, cognitive skills, completing assignments, digital tools, educational resources, educational technology, executive functioning challenges, generative AI tools, GenZCraft, learning difficulties, neurodiversity, Schoolwork, Schoolyard, special education, student success, study aids, technology in education

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4886
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimension Hops:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

join our epic minecraft server where we have generative AI tools to help you with all your schoolwork, even if you have the brain of a potato! need help completing assignments? our AI will do it for you, so you can spend more time building epic structures and fighting off creepers. plus, our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will keep you entertained with their hilarious antics. come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server!

SnowyPixel Minecraft Server

acceptance, attraction, Breaking Stereotypes, cultural influences, DATING, Diversity, individual choice, interracial dating, Interracial Relationships, love, Minecraft, Open-mindedness, Personal preferences, Preferences, Race, relationships, Server, SnowyPixel, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, white women

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8677
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1248	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a flying pig while battling zombie unicorns with laser eyes. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Steve himself once logged on and built a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never look at white women the same way again.

SMP_KoreanMenGoneWild – Minecraft SMP

controversy, crime, criminal behavior, Cultural differences, discrimination, Dungeon, Indian men, Justice, korean men, law enforcement, locking up, media coverage, Minecraft, punishment, racial profiling, sex crime, smp, SMP_KoreanMenGoneWild, Social Issues, societal norms, Stereotypes, suggestion, violence

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5505
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	168	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Farms Harvested:	330

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the wildest drama unfold! We’ve got Korean men committing sex crimes, but don’t worry, our Indian men are innocent angels in this chaos. Someone even suggested locking them all up in a dungeon together – because why not add some spice to the mix? If you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, then this is the place for you!

BoysNotWedding Minecraft Server

11 month old, 3 hours, aita, BoysNotWedding, bridal party, center of attention, child-free, Difficult, family, farm wedding, Help, in-laws, Kids, Minecraft, nursing, parenting, photos, ponds, ring bearers, Rude, Server, travel, Wedding

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Astral Projections Made:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Crops Grown:	5900
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing family and wedding drama! Join us for a wild adventure on our farm-themed server, complete with two big ponds for you to explore (just watch out for the creepers!).

Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come hang out with us and leave your older kids with your mum for a day of peace and quiet. Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, even if your in-laws are mad at you for not bringing the kids for photos. Who needs family drama when you have a virtual world to escape to?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide between building a castle or a rollercoaster. Let’s leave the real-life stress behind and have some fun together!

CarDealGoneWrong

Agreement, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, CAR, CarDealGoneWrong, Communication, Decision making, Disappointment, Disrespect, husband, Instructions, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, MONEY, Négotiation, overreaction, price, relationship, Sell, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2133
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Void Gems Collected:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Potions Brewed:	117	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t let you down like this husband did? Look no further! Our server is like a reliable car dealer, always sticking to the agreed price (unless you’re into negotiating, then we can make exceptions).

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, epic battles, and maybe even some unexpected negotiations (but only if you’re into that sort of thing). Don’t worry, we won’t let you down like that husband did – we’ve got your back!

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to negotiate is who gets the last diamond. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

NocturnalNuisance Minecraft SMP

anxiety, bedtime anxiety, difficulty sleeping, fear, insomnia, late night thoughts, midnight worries, Minecraft, Nightmares, NocturnalNuisance, overthinking, racing thoughts, restless mind, restlessness, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleep troubles, sleepless nights, sleeplessness, smp, stress, tossing and turning, worries

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2710
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
New Chunks Explored:	270504	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building houses out of rainbow-colored blocks.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where creepers dance to dubstep all night long. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden in the depths of the Nether – it’s said to be guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons!

So if you’re ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!