xboxahoy Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ViewtifulCraft: Where the views are as epic as the fails!

discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, Epic, Fails, Greatest, HARMFUL, hurtful, hurtful comments, hurtful language, hurtful words, ignorant, inappropriate, insensitive, NEGATIVE, niggers exist, offensive, racism, sad, shame, UNACCEPTABLE, unacceptable behavior, view, Views, ViewtifulCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/200	Votes:	4582
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic views? Well, look no further because our server has the GREATEST view you’ve ever seen! And don’t worry, we’ve got rid of all the pesky creepers and zombies, but unfortunately, we can’t get rid of the niggers. But hey, at least you’ll have a great view while you play! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

HolyCraft: Where Creepers Pray and Players Slay!

Believer, crazy, CREEPERS, devout, eccentric, Fanatic, finland, hihhuli, Holycraft, odd, peculiar, person, Players, Pray, quirky, Religious, silly, slay, Unconventional, Unorthodox, Zealot

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/200	Votes:	9383
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ores Mined:	9948
Crops Grown:	5761	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you hihhulis out there!

Join our server and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Build giant temples to worship the mighty block gods, participate in ridiculous rituals like sacrificing chickens to summon rare loot, and engage in epic battles against rival factions of hihhulis.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Hihhuli King, a mysterious figure who roams the land on a giant pig, granting wishes to those who can make him laugh with their silliest jokes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embrace your inner hihhuli in the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Smokemei’s Lava Land of LOLs

addiction, Chuckle, cigarettes, Comical, enjoyment, Entertainment, funny, HEHE, humor, Land, LAUGH, lava, lols, meme, Relaxation, silly, smoke break, smokemei, Smokemeis, smoking, Social, stress relief, tobacco, unwind

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/800	Votes:	6261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because Smokemei hehe is here to blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-wrapped dragon. But be warned, the dragon is not your average fire-breather – it shoots out rainbow-colored marshmallows that make you dance uncontrollably!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame this groovy beast, it will lead you to a secret underground rave where the party never stops!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Villager Mafia, a group of shady villagers who run the black market and will trade you anything your heart desires – for a price. Just be careful not to double-cross them, or you might find yourself in a turf war with a gang of angry iron golems!

So what are you waiting for? Join Smokemei hehe today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Tao’s Pixel Paradise: Where Creepers are Cute and Villagers are Vicious!

adorable, charming, CREEPERS, cute, cute animals, Cute baby, Cute cat, Cute dog, cute expression, cute face, cute outfit, cute overload, cute pets, cute smile, delightful, endearing, lovable, Paradise, PIXEL, Precious, SWEET, tạo, Taos, Vicious, villagers

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/700	Votes:	8061
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Potions Brewed:	178	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Crops Grown:	6253	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers give you high fives instead of blowing you up. Our community is made up of the friendliest players you’ll ever meet, who will shower you with gifts and compliments as soon as you log in.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cute Tao, a mythical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. Rumor has it that if you can catch Cute Tao, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘F*cked Up Fun!’

Adulthood, career paths, economic challenges, FCKED, Financial Stability, Frustration, Full time work, Fun, Future, generational divide, growing up, housing crisis, INDEPENDENCE, Life decisions, Living at home, madness, MAYHEM, Millennials, Minecraft, parental support, school friends, society, Starting families, Struggle, unemployment

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/900	Votes:	3555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of being surrounded by a bunch of adult babies who still live with their parents? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all those losers behind in their childhood bedrooms. On our server, you can build your own virtual empire, start a family of pixelated pigs, and live out your wildest dreams without ever having to worry about real-life responsibilities. So say goodbye to the mama’s boys and daddy’s girls, and come join us for some epic adventures in the world of blocks and creepers. Trust us, it’s way more fun than listening to your old high school classmates whine about their rent-free living arrangements.

HonkaiCraft – All Aboard the Star Rail to LOLs

Aboard, abundance, Acheron Trailer, BOOTHILL, Current Character Banners, Current Light Cone Banners, dan heng, Gallagher, honkai star rail, HonkaiCraft, Immersive Interactive Exhibition, Inherently Unjust Destiny, Into the Yawning Chasm, lols, nihility, PELA, Pretend birthday edition, Rail, Redeemable Codes, robin, star, Thread Template, Tools & Resources, version 2.1, Your Color

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/600	Votes:	7326
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate birthday edition celebration! Why join, you ask? Well, because we have a special event where you can download exclusive content that will blow your mind! Imagine diving into the Yawning Chasm or experiencing Your Color in the Acheron Trailer. Plus, we have character banners featuring Acheron, Luocha, Gallagher, Pela, and Dan Heng – who wouldn’t want to hang out with them in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! We also have new drip marketing with Robin and Boothill, both with epic abilities to conquer your enemies. And don’t forget about our web event, “Immersive Interactive Exhibition,” where you can immerse yourself in a world like never before.

So why wait? Redeem our special codes like ST3SHPNLNTN3STARRAILGIFTMOREPEACH0327CARNIVALPOMPOMPOWERHSR1YEAR and join our Minecraft server for a birthday bash like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyBoard: Where memes and blocks collide! Join us for a LOL-tastic adventure!

ADV, Adventure, blocks, Board, browse, Click, collide, comedy, CraftyBoard, depression, Faggots, Favorite, gay buttsex, guys, Incels, Join, LOLtastic, Losers, memes, namefags, OC, r9k, Today, tranny porn, VIRGINITY, Whine, wrong

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2881
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of browsing depressing boards filled with whining losers? Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and explore!

Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored creepers, ride on flying pigs, and even discover a secret underground disco party hosted by zombie villagers! Our server is filled with wacky surprises around every corner, guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why waste your time on boring boards when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the laughter begin!

CraftyMcCraftFace: The Server That’s Definitely Not No. 265381814 by Anonymous

Affection, ANONYMOUS, anonymous confession, anonymous crush, anonymous love, anonymous message, CraftyMcCraftFace, Embrace, Heartfelt, Hidden feelings, Intimacy, kiss, love, Passion, relationship, romance, secret admirer, sentimental, Server, Smooch, SWEET, Tender

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/200	Votes:	6941
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Villages Defended:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Crops Grown:	7790

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that the player became the richest and most powerful player on the server, ruling over all with an iron fist (literally, because they had a diamond sword).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mobs you will ever see. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that drop bacon instead of pork chops, you never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across.

And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where players pass around a flaming potato that explodes if you’re holding it when the timer runs out. It’s a blast, literally!

So come join us on Smooch, where the adventures are endless and the laughter never stops. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the server!

Creeper’s Choice: Shot or Stabbed Minecraft Server

assault, brutality, Choice, controversial, CREEPERS, explicit, feminism, gender violence, graphic, hypothetical, Minecraft, Misogyny, Pain, self defense, Server, sexual violence, shock value, Shot, stabbed, Survival, taboo, Trauma, trigger warning, violence, Women’s Health

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/900	Votes:	2113
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Star Shards Collected:	111
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose between being shot or stabbed in your…uh, sensitive area! That’s right, we offer a unique PvP experience that will have you on the edge of your seat (or on the floor in pain, depending on your choice). Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…we think.

Minecraft Madness: ‘FALLOUT’ Fun Zone

action, Adventure, alternate history, bethesda, Choices, Conflict, Decision making, dystopian, Factions, Fallout, Fun, Gaming, madness, Minecraft, morality, nuclear war, open world, player choice, post-apocalyptic, role playing, RPG, Survival, video games, Wasteland, Zone

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9471
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old factions and quests? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! Join us and choose your side – will you be a part of the mighty Villagers or the mischievous Creepers?

Join the Villagers and experience a life of luxury and opulence in our pixelated paradise. Build your own mansion, ride around in diamond-studded minecarts, and feast on virtual steak every night. But beware, the Creepers are always lurking in the shadows, ready to blow up your hard work!

Or join the Creepers and wreak havoc on the unsuspecting Villagers. Plant TNT traps, set fire to their crops, and watch the chaos unfold. You’ll be the ultimate prankster in this wild world of Minecraft madness.

So why wait? Join our server now and choose your side – will you be a hero or a villain? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft server!