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ShitCraft: Where Even the Pointless Shitters Have a Purpose!

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4988
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4506	Dragon Eggs Found:	4557
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness three shitters who thought they could conquer the world with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Spoiler alert: it didn’t end well for them, but it sure was entertaining!

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy club. Join us for epic battles, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the madness on ours? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Blocky Celeb Craze

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2347
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Potions Brewed:	42	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Coachella Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, where else can you party with creepers and dance with skeletons while listening to the sickest beats in the virtual world?

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been spotted crowd surfing at our virtual music festivals. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive VIP area, where only the coolest players get access to unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games like “Zombie Paintball” where you can shoot zombies with rainbow-colored arrows, and “Ender Dragon Racing” where you can ride on the back of an Ender Dragon through obstacle courses. Plus, our moderators are like fairy godmothers, granting wishes and raining down diamond blocks on lucky players.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join the party of a lifetime on Coachella Edition? Come for the music, stay for the mayhem – we guarantee you’ll never want to log off!

NinjaCraft: Where Even the Creepers Bow to Honor

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	127

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! We’ve got unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got urinals for women because why should guys have all the fun? And our lava parkour course will have you sweating more than a pig in a sauna. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

DreamCraft: Where Creepers Wear Top Hats and Pigs Fly!

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4934
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Endless Night Skies:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dreams come alive…literally! Ever wanted to race against a pack of wild tares while debating the existence of atheism? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic races through enchanted forests filled with tares that are faster than lightning. And don’t forget to engage in heated debates about atheism with fellow players as you navigate through treacherous terrain.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where you can uncover ancient relics and mysterious artifacts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you down there?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious experiences of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SkinnyBlockz: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

body image, body positivity, body shaming, Confidence, CREEPERS, diet, fat acceptance, fat phobia, fat shaming, fat stigma, N-no fatties, peer pressure, self esteem, self-acceptance, sexual experience, size discrimination, SkinnyBlockz, societal expectations, societal standards, VIRGINITY, virginity loss, virginity stigma, weight discrimination

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6836
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Buildings Constructed:	31
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! We don’t allow any fatties because our virtual world can’t handle the extra weight. Plus, who needs extra baggage when you’re trying to build the ultimate blocky empire?

Join us for a chance to lose your Minecraft virginity in the most epic way possible. Our server is filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

So what are you waiting for? Leave those fatties behind and come join us for the ride of a lifetime. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again.

CraftyFrustration: Where breaking blocks is therapeutic and rage-inducing at the same time!

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all your weird fantasies and desires! Need to distract yourself from wanting to be your step-niece’s pet? Look no further, our server is filled with endless adventures and distractions to keep your mind off of those illegal thoughts. Join us now and let’s build some virtual worlds together, because let’s face it, your step-niece would probably dominate you in Minecraft too!

HandshakeCraft: Where citizenship is earned one shake at a time!

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	272
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Are you tired of having to shake hands with strangers just to become a citizen in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all you have to do is build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks to gain citizenship! That’s right, no more awkward handshakes or small talk, just good old-fashioned block building.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden llama temple, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where handshakes are a thing of the past and llamas rule the land. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Unicornchads R Us: Where Minecraft Dreams Come to Die

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8212
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of being betrayed by false idols? Come join our Minecraft server where the only idol you need is the almighty Creeper! Our server is protected by the explosive power of Creeper gods, ensuring that no false idols can corrupt us. Join us and worship the true rulers of Minecraft – the Creepers! Plus, rumor has it that if you offer enough TNT sacrifices, you may even summon the legendary Herobrine himself! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us today!

Minecraft Mayhem: Helldivers 2.0 – Digging Deeper into the LOLz!

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6703
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, get ready for the craziest adventure of your life on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because BILLIONS MUST DIVE into the depths of our server to uncover the hidden treasures and secrets that lie beneath!

Rumor has it that there is a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players can find it and claim the legendary loot that awaits them. Will you be one of the chosen few to discover this mythical realm?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, where you can ride through loops and twists at breakneck speeds while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to get your heart racing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Remember, BILLIONS MUST DIVE, and you don’t want to miss out on all the insanity and hilarity that awaits you!

CraftyBeerCraft – where we brew the best pixels and hops in Minecraft!

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Mines Excavated:	1981
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic beer you’ll ever taste – Picrel! This beer is so legendary, it will make you a PvP master in no time. Drink it and watch as your enemies tremble in fear at your newfound skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what crazy critter will pop up next.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, our server is the place to be. Test your skills in our insane parkour courses, where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava. But hey, at least you’ll go out in style!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when it comes to Picrel beer, don’t mess with the best!