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CreepCraft: “I like to mine diamonds while singing Baby Shark”

awkward statement, baby, casual conversation, chilling words, CreepCraft, creepy remarks, diamonds, disturbing chat, shark, singing, uncomfortable talk, unnerving dialogue, unsettling banter, unsettling chitchat, unsettling comment, unsettling communication, unsettling conversation, unsettling discourse, unsettling discussion, unsettling exchange, unsettling gossip, unsettling phrases, unsettling remark, unsettling small talk, unsettling words

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a haunted mansion filled with creepers and zombies! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own base while dodging lava pits and fighting off skeleton armies. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to prank unsuspecting players. So come on, join us if you dare – but be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

CannabisCraft: Thai Narcotics Edition

Cannabis, CannabisCraft, classification, controlled substance, criminalization, drug abuse, drug policy, drug trafficking, Edition, enforcement, Government, illegal drugs, legalization, legislation, medical marijuana, Narcotics, public health, recreational use, regulations, rules, Southeast Asia, thai, thailand

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5432
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	New Chunks Explored:	649168
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magic Items Found:	1954	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42

lol ok so like, imagine if Thailand was a Minecraft server, right? and they were all like “yo, we gonna classify cannabis as narcotics again” like what even is that?? but hey, if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures, man. like, you gotta fight off evil mobs with your trusty cannabis sword and shield, and maybe even ride a cannabis-powered unicorn into battle. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us on this crazy server where anything can happen, even Thailand going all narco on us. let’s get weird, y’all!

CemetaryCraft: Where More Enter Than Exit!

Afterlife, burial grounds, CemetaryCraft, cemetery, cultural practices, death, enter, eternal rest, exit, final destination, funerals, ghost stories, Graveyards, Haunting, life cycle, macabre fascination, mortality, passing on, Population, Spiritual beliefs, statistics, superstitions, Urban Legends

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Farms Harvested:	278	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mines Excavated:	4650	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

so like, this server is like a cemetery but with less dead people and more blocks. you can dig up graves and find hidden treasures or build your own spooky mansion. beware of the zombie villagers who try to sell you rotten flesh as a delicacy. join now if you dare to face the undead and become the ultimate grave digger! #spookyfun #minecraftmadness #undeadadventures

EggcellentSpermServer

Blocking, Body, cells, EggcellentSpermServer, eggs, Females, gap, germ cells, Human, Japanese scientists, killifish, LARGEST, LIFESPAN, Males, Men, outlive, production, Reproduction, smallest, Sperm, Women

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5107
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2349	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got da secret to why women live longer than men! it’s all about dem tiny sperm and eggs, bro. our Japanese scientists found out dat if u block da production of germ cells in killifish, da lifespan gap between males and females closes. it’s like a whole new level of science and stuff, man. come join us and uncover da mysteries of life and death in dis crazy minecraft world! #genderbendingminecraftfun #spermvseggshowdown

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

codes, Crownless, emotes, Featured Cinematic, friends list, Global Launch Trailer, Jiyan, Map, Minecraft, Official Twitter Account, Opening Cinematics, PC client, Release trailer, Resonator Showcase, Saving Light, Server, Set Sail, Thread Template, Waking of a World, WaveCraft, wuthering waves, wuwa, Yinlin

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server out there! Join now for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

Picture this: You’re sailing the high seas, battling pirates and searching for hidden treasures. But wait, there’s more! You’ll also be saving lighthouses from evil monsters and uncovering ancient mysteries that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with unique features like emotes that will have you dancing like never before. And don’t forget about our exclusive Resonator showcases where you can witness the power of Jiyan and Yinlin in action.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use the secret code WUTHERINGGIFT to unlock special rewards. And don’t forget to add your friends to the /wuwa/ Friends List for even more fun!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

SpecuCraft: Minecraft Server

Accuracy, Ban, charting, Computer, Curiosity, gambling, Lottery, lotto, market, Minecraft, MONEY, Numbers, Pool, Practice, Predict, Random, Server, Soliciting, SpecuCraft, speculation, speculation strategy, System, winning

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	117	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Villages Defended:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to predict the numbers a computer picks in our exclusive lottery system! Who needs market speculation when you can use your skills to win big in Minecraft?

Forget about the rules, we’re all about pushing the boundaries and testing the limits of what’s possible in the Minecraft world. Join us and be a part of the craziest experiment ever seen in the gaming community!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might just become a Minecraft millionaire in no time!

CakeCraftySisOrElse

anniversary celebration, apprentice work, business owner, cake decorations, cake sculpting, CakeCraftySisOrElse, client expectations, Conflict Resolution, expensive gifts, family arguments, family drama, Filipino baker, grandmother’s legacy, Honesty, last minute request, material costs, outsourcing, sibling relationships, sister’s wedding, wedding cake, wedding traditions

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9844
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Buildings Constructed:	44	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we create wedding cakes that are so epic, they make the Ender Dragon jealous! Our founder learned everything about cake-making from their grandma, who could turn playdough into fondant masterpieces.

Join our server and experience the thrill of crafting cakes that will make your taste buds dance with joy. From basic cakes at $8 a slice to top-notch creations at $17.50 a slice, we’ve got it all. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get a cake made by our founder’s apprentice (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

Just like the drama of a last-minute wedding cake request from a sister who wants a masterpiece for free, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. Who needs expensive gifts when you can have a cake that causes family feuds and drama?

So come on in and join the fun on our Minecraft server, where the cakes are sweet and the stories are even sweeter. Who needs a boring old city baker when you can have a slice of adventure with us? AITA for wanting to have a slice of this cake-tastic world?

MineCraftyLove Server

Boundaries, Communication, Individuality, maintaining identity, MineCraftyLove, personal growth, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2802
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of your significant other constantly trying to change you in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a strict “no changing identities” policy, so you can be your blocky self without any pressure to conform. Join us and let your pixelated freak flag fly!

CraftKindness: Paying it Forward

Acts of kindness, Altruism, community service, compassion, CraftKindness, Empathy, Generosity, Good deeds, Heartwarming, helping others, inspiration, Kindness, Making A Difference, motivation, Pay it forward, Paying, positive impact, Random act of kindness, Role Model, Selflessness, spreading kindness, Uplifting

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1052
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Star Shards Collected:	183	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Have you ever been inspired to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks after seeing someone else do it? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of absurd builds, wacky adventures, and unexpected acts of kindness (like giving every player on the server a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot). So come on over and see what crazy shenanigans await you on our server – you won’t be disappointed!

NukeCraft: NATO’s New Arsenal

adaptations, Alliance, Announces, Arsenal, Defense, defense system, Deterrence, Global, international relations, leader, Military, nato, NATOs, nuclear arsenal, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, policy, Safety, SECURITY, security threats, Strategic, Treaty, weapons

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8078
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Votes:	1398
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Crops Grown:	6058	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

so, like, this server is like the nuclear bomb of minecraft servers, you know? our leader, like, nato or something, is making all these crazy adaptations to our arsenal to keep us safe from, like, creepers and stuff. it’s like a war zone out there, man. but don’t worry, we got your back. join us and be part of the most epic battle for survival in minecraft history. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this madness. come join us and let’s blow stuff up together!