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Pokebig Minecraft SMP: Pokemon Fat and Expansion Thread – Wandering Snivy Couple Edition

art, couple, desuarchive, Drama, drawfriends, Edition, edits, Expansion, fat, greentexts, Lapras, library, Minecraft, OC, Pokebig, Pokegirl, pokemon, Requests, smp, snivy, Stories, Thread, TotT., Trash, wandering, writefriends

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2022
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Magic Items Found:	7784	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Pokemon to a whole new level of thiccness! Join us in our Lardy Lapras Edition, where we embrace the beauty of fat and inflated Pokemon and Pokegirls.

Are you tired of boring old regular-sized Pokemon? Come on over and bring your chunky Charizards, plump Pikachus, and voluptuous Vaporeons. Our server is a safe space for all your inflated fantasies.

Our drawfriends and writefriends are always ready to bring your wildest requests to life. Want to see a Snorlax doing yoga? We got you covered. How about a Jigglypuff on a diet? Not on our watch.

And don’t worry about drama here, we’re too busy admiring the roundness of our Pokemon to start any arguments. So come on in, join the fun, and let’s make Lapras even cuter (and chubbier) together!

EarthPinas

Adventures, building, casual gameplay, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, dynamic, EarthPinas, Engaging, high-stakes gameplay, landscapes, Minecraft, newcomers, Obstacles, Players, powerful tools, Resources, Server, Supportive Community, Survival, Updates, Veterans

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8769
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Welcome to EarthPinas, a dynamic and engaging Minecraft server! Join our community of passionate players to explore vast landscapes, face challenging obstacles, and embark on exciting adventures. Whether you prefer casual or high-stakes gameplay, we offer powerful tools and resources for building, crafting, and survival. With regular updates and a welcoming, supportive community, EarthPinas is perfect for both seasoned veterans and newcomers. Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

66.206.27.194:50127

⚔️MINEWARD⚔️ [avoiding pvp at all costs] {testing the waters} {beginner version}

action RPG, Alpha, Avoiding, Beginner, Boss, cave expeditions, Combat, Costs, Discord, EULA Compliant, Full Set Bonuses, Item Abilities, jewel finding, leviathan hunting, Mineward, mobs, multiplayer, non-p2w, PvE, PvP, TESTERS NEEDED, Testing, tombs, unique mechanics, Version, Waters

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3890
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Void Gems Collected:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	494928
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

IP Address	mineward.us.to (1.19.4-1.21)
AVAILABLE ON	Java and Bedrock
About Mineward Server	Welcome to Mineward! A combat and boss focused server with custom mobs, item abilities, and unique mechanics. Non-P2W and filled with multiplayer-compatible content.

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is the primary focus of the server?	The server is primarily focused on combat and bosses, with custom mobs and unique mechanics.
Are there any specific areas to explore?	Yes, there are tombs, caves, leviathans, and jewels to find. Plenty of content for multiplayer exploration.
Is the server EULA compliant?	Yes, the server is EULA compliant and non-P2W, making it a passion project for the owners.
How can I join the server?	You can join using the IP address mineward.us.to on Java or Bedrock versions.
Is there a Discord server for Mineward?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/AmXXkut for updates and community interaction.

Boomer4Prez Minecraft Server

age discrimination, Ageism, Boomer4Prez, elderly candidates, life expectancy, Minecraft, oldest president, political age limits, political commentary, Political satire, presidential age limits, presidential campaign, presidential candidates, presidential candidates age, presidential elections, presidential eligibility, presidential health, Presidential history, presidential qualifications, presidential qualifications debate, presidential term limits, Server, us politics

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as old as the hills? Well, look no further because our server is run by a grandpa who’s literally the oldest in history! He’s so old, he’s practically a fossil! Join us before he checks out any day now and leaves us all to fend for ourselves in the wild world of Minecraft. Who needs a young whippersnapper as president when you can have a seasoned veteran like him leading the way? Join now for a server experience that’s older than dirt!

CutenessCraft Minecraft Server

awkwardness, can’t get laid, cute, CutenessCraft, decent money, Insecurity, Introvert, lack of social skills, Loneliness, low self-worth, Minecraft, no friends, rejection, self esteem, self improvement, self isolation, self-acceptance, self-consciousness, self-doubt, self-image, self-perception, Server, socially awkward

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4383
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Void Armor Forged:	28	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of being called cute all the time and still not getting laid because you’re socially awkward with no real friends? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate player pimp! With our virtual world, you can make all the money you want, build epic structures, and finally get the attention you deserve from all the virtual babes. Who needs real friends when you have a whole virtual community to impress? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

CraftyCrashCourse

Accountability, Apology, car accidents, Communication, Confrontation, CraftyCrashCourse, dangerous driving, ethical dilemma, insulin, letter writing, medical error, Nurse, Parental Responsibility, parenting, patient safety, remorse, road rage, road safety, Safety concerns, texting and driving, Young drivers

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Emeralds Found:	1618
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Endless Night Skies:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my encounter with that reckless driver? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and adrenaline-pumping adventures.

Imagine driving through our virtual world, dodging obstacles and swerving to avoid dangerous players (just like that crazy driver). But don’t worry, our players are just as friendly as that apologetic mom I met.

You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re building your dream castle or racing against time to escape a mob of angry zombies. And hey, if you ever feel the need to vent like I did with that letter, our community is here to listen and support you.

So come on, join us and let’s make some insane memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure like I did when I uncovered the truth about that reckless driver. See you in the game!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

blockparty, daily joys, daily pick-me-ups, everyday delights, everyday happiness, feel-good moments, happiness boosters, happy moments, instant mood boosters, little moments of joy, little things, Minecraft, mood enhancers, mood lifters, positive vibes, Server, simple pleasures, simple pleasures in life, small acts of kindness, small gestures, small happinesses, small joys, tiny delights

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3822
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Dimension Hops:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers serenades you with sweet melodies. Picture this: every time you defeat a mob, a parade of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles congratulates you on your victory. And get this – every time you build a house, a majestic unicorn appears to bless your humble abode with good luck and rainbows.

Join our server for a guaranteed daily dose of laughter, magic, and pure chaos. Who needs therapy when you can spend your days frolicking with friendly creepers and riding on the backs of flying llamas? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the absurdity begin!

BlockBusterFamFails

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5012
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	161
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate family-friendly chaos zone! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Nether portal maze.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed by a mischievous Enderman who turned them all into chickens! Now, they roam the server clucking their way to victory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pig Racing Championships, where players saddle up their trusty swine companions and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and zombie hoards. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarian options available).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a Ghast’s aim and as hilarious as a villager trading with a zombie, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on our server, the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those chicken players).

SpyCraft: Short-Staffed & Silly

counterintelligence, Cyber Security, Defense, Espionage, european security, foreign affairs, German, Global threats, government agencies, intelligence, international relations, national security, russia, security measures, short-staffed, ShortStaffed, silly, spy agency, Spycraft, staffing issues, States, Surveillance, Threats

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6725
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	1110	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

so like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like the secret base for the german spy agency, but they’re all too short-staffed to deal with threats from russia and other states. so they’re like, “hey, let’s recruit some minecraft players to help us out!”

you gotta join this server because you’ll be like a super spy, taking down bad guys and saving the world with your epic minecraft skills. plus, you’ll get to use all these cool gadgets and secret weapons that the german spy agency has hidden in the server.

and get this, sometimes the russian spies try to infiltrate the server, but you’ll be there to stop them with your mad minecraft skills. it’s like a real-life spy movie, but in minecraft.

so come join the fun and be a hero in this crazy, action-packed minecraft server. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a secret mission from the german spy agency to save the world. just watch out for those sneaky russian spies!

MarsCraft: Fake Skulls & Redstone

alien life, Conspiracy, Curiosity, discovery, Extraterrestrial, Fake, hoax, mars, MarsCraft, Mysteries, questions, Redstone, Scientific inquiry, skepticism, skull, skulls, space exploration, speculation, unearthed, unearthly, unearthly artifact, unearthly discovery, unearthly mystery

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8720
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ores Mined:	6627	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Mines Excavated:	1281	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server in the universe? well let me tell u, this server is so lit that even aliens from mars wanna play on it! we found a skull on mars once, and everyone was like “whoa dude, what’s that doing there?” but then we realized it was just a prank bro, someone put a fake skull there to mess with us! so now we’re like the official minecraft server of mars, how cool is that? come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe, build insane structures, and maybe even find some alien friends along the way. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

EquatorCraft

atmospheric conditions, climate change, climate research, Discovered, El Nino Southern Oscillation, environmental impact, EquatorCraft, extreme weather events, global warming, meteorology, natural disasters, New El Nino, ocean currents, pacific ocean, scientific discovery, south of equator, tropical storms, weather forecasting, weather patterns, weather phenomenon

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8706
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Votes:	6895
Animals Bred:	28	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ores Mined:	9570	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

lol u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we just discovered a new el nino south of the equator! it’s like a secret weather system that only affects our server, so u gotta come check it out. the storms are wild and unpredictable, just like our players lol. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. u never know what u might find down there, maybe even a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit! so come join us and experience the craziest weather and adventures on our server. u won’t regret it, unless u get struck by lightning, but that’s just part of the fun lol.