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Haters Gonna Craft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	204
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Emeralds Found:	6594	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games and features? Look no further, because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Or how about participating in a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can show off their best dance moves while surrounded by sparkling diamonds.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you’ve been to our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty McCraftface: Where the Real Happening is Happening!

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6781
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	141
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	26
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Zombie Dances:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, get ready for the server that will have you saying “LOL” in no time! This server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly near it!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure bacon! Fight off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot on a stick! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of emerald blocks!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens! And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Stacys and Lanky Lads Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Emeralds Found:	5813
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the lankiest of lanklets can score with a Stacy on the first date! Our Chads live in a universe where the laws of physics don’t apply and where diamond swords are just a fashion accessory. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to prove that even the most unlikely hero can come out on top. Who needs a job when you can conquer the virtual world with your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of swagger? Come join us and see why this server is the place to be for all the cool kids (and lanklets) in town!

Crafty Kooky Krew: Where Minecraft meets questionable conspiracy theories!

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8189
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	264	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us and witness epic battles between Jews and white men as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will the Jews finally get their revenge on those pesky white men? Or will the white men prevail and build the biggest, baddest castle you’ve ever seen? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server. So come on, join the madness and see who comes out on top!

LOLcraft: AFL vs ESL Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5812
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old English-speaking servers? Do you want to join a server where AFL (American First Language) is the norm? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us and experience the wackiness of trying to communicate with players who speak AFL as their first language. It’s like playing Minecraft in a whole new dimension where words are twisted and sentences are turned upside down. But hey, who said Minecraft had to be easy?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary AFL-speaking villagers who will trade you the most bizarre items you’ve ever seen. From upside-down pickaxes to inside-out armor, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness of AFL in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become fluent in this strange language by the time you leave!

Evil Steve’s Funhouse: Why So Evil?

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7317
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Votes:	5423
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is run by a literal evil genius who is always plotting diabolical schemes to keep you on your toes! Join now if you dare to face challenges like navigating a maze filled with exploding chickens or battling a horde of zombie pigs riding on flying creepers. And don’t worry, our evil overlord promises not to unleash any more killer bunnies… for now. So come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted world of mayhem and madness!

Blocky Booty University – Where Minecraft meets scandalous soccer stars!

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3846
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Enchantments Applied:	142
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Jessica Udovich’s leaked nudes? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the University of Washington soccer girls can’t keep their hands off it. Join us for a wild ride filled with finger-blasting adventures and ass-tastic fun. Don’t miss out on the action, come join the madness today!

Minecraft Mane Madness

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6231
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Void Armor Forged:	25	Crops Grown:	7943
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, saddle up and join Horsebros, where the horses are the real MVPs! Our server is run by a group of horse whisperers who have trained our trusty steeds to do everything from mining diamonds to battling creepers.

Join us for epic horse races where the winner gets a diamond-studded saddle, or take part in our weekly rodeo where players compete to see who can ride the wildest horse. And don’t worry about getting lost in our vast world, because our horses have a built-in GPS system that will guide you back to safety.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pegasus, a flying horse that will take you on magical adventures to hidden realms filled with treasure. So what are you waiting for? Join Horsebros today and let the hoof-tastic fun begin!

Blocky Battles: Who’s the Boss?

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Star Shards Collected:	67
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	159

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic place to be!

Join us and compete in epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and skills. Want to build a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn? Go for it! The wackier, the better!

But that’s not all – we also have insane mini-games like llama racing, where you can ride your very own llama through obstacle courses and race against other players. And don’t even get us started on our llama fashion show competitions – because who doesn’t love a well-dressed llama?

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few llamas), then come on down and show us who is truly the best in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty Crossdressers – Where Autogynephiles Rule!

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4148
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Void Gems Collected:	31

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks aren’t the only thing getting stacked! Join us for a wild ride filled with autogynephilia and societal mystification – because who doesn’t love a little confusion mixed with some pedestalification?

On our server, you’ll find that female players are the true rulers, using their inherent autogynephilia to dominate the game. But be warned, if you dare to question their motives (spoiler alert: being a woman gets them off), you’ll face the fiercest resistance known to Minecraft kind!

So come on over and join the chaos, where the only thing more outrageous than our server description is the players themselves. Who needs logic when you have autogynephilia and pedestalification running the show?