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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 6061 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 211 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.