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Crafty Yanks Server

adorable, american culture, american people, AMERICANS, appealing, attractive, Captivating, charming, charming Americans, Crafty, cute, cute americans, Darling, delightful, endearing, Heartwarming, lovable, Lovely, Precious, Server, SWEET, Usa, Yanks

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9809
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with adorable Americans who will greet you with hugs and cookies! That’s right, Americans are cute and they’re waiting for you to join their pixelated world of fun and friendship. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

VoiceCraft: Where We Only Speak in Minecraft Once

bratan, Communication, Conversation, game discussion, Game Strategy, Gaming, Icebreaker, marriage proposal, Minecraft, multiplayer, online chat, online gaming, Peace be upon you, player interaction, sister, small talk, Social Interaction, speak, talking about the game, use voice chat, voice communication, VoiceCraft, where are you from

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3136
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Once you join, get ready to be bombarded with greetings in every language known to man. You’ll be proposed to by random players wanting you to marry their sisters, because why not? And don’t even think about trying to talk about the game, because small talk is the only talk allowed here.

But wait, there’s more! Join our voice chat once and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of “Hallooo, bratan!” in perfect harmony. Who needs game strategy when you can have awkward conversations with strangers instead? So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Blockhead Banter

Asshole, banter, Blockhead, CRUSADE, dog-pigs, dumb, dumb motherfuckers, Europe, Genocide, MOTHERFUCKERS, normal Europe, Quiet, russia, totalitarian

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9733
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Void Armor Forged:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Items Found:	8814	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

PizzaSliceTales Minecraft Server

Cheesy, craving, Creative, DELICIOUS, Delivery, Entertainment, Food, humor, Imaginative, last 2 nights, late night, Minecraft, mouth watering, pizza, PizzaSliceTales, politely, satisfying, Server, slice, storyteller, storytelling, SUMMONING, Witty

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5432
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Animals Bred:	134	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Enchantments Applied:	284	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a slice of pizza that tells the most epic bedtime stories you’ve ever heard! Imagine building a castle while being serenaded by a pizza slice playing the accordion. Or going on a quest to find the legendary cheese of destiny, guided by a wise old slice of pepperoni. Join us and experience the craziest, most delicious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Creepers & Cakes: A Minecraft Adventure

#breastfeeding, 4chan, Abuse, Adventure, black penises, cakes, CREEPERS, cross dressing, Disturbing, family friend, fun thread, GOD, Grooming, illegal, inappropriate, Manipulation, Minecraft, MINOR, pedomommy, Police, predator, Secrets, Trauma, underage

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8800
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, craft, and survive while dodging crazy family friends who want to breastfeed you! That’s right, our unique feature includes Pedomommy NPCs who will try to smother you with their perfume and rub their breasts in your face. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even end up dressing as a woman to masturbate like some of our other players!

Join now and let’s make this Minecraft server something fun and unforgettable!

KoreanCraft: From Stone Age to Annexation LOL

age, annexation, Asian history, Colonization, east asia, economic development, foreign influence, historical impact, History, imperialism, industrialization, japan annexation, japanese rule, Korea, korean culture, korean economy, korean history, korean society, KoreanCraft, lol, Modernization, Poor, POVERTY, STONE, stone age

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7262
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	New Chunks Explored:	844126
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Star Shards Collected:	286
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Korea was so poor it was basically stuck in the Stone Age before Japan came along and annexed it. But fear not, because on our server, you can rewrite history and build a thriving Korean empire that will make Japan jealous! Explore ancient ruins, mine for precious resources, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Kimchi Dragon. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn Korea into a powerhouse on our server – it’s a history lesson you won’t want to miss!

Gun-Toting Dryer Queen’s Minecraft Madness

action, Adventure, Arsenal, dryer, firearms, firepower, futuristic, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming news, gaming trends, gaming updates., Guns, GunToting, madness, Minecraft, QUEENS, Sci Fi, Technology, update, weapon customization., weapon hotkeys

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5481
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dimension Hops:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Chimeras Created:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. Yes, you read that right. A CARROT.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But shh, it’s a secret. Only the bravest players can find it.

3. Our PvP battles are legendary. One time, two players had a duel using nothing but chickens as their weapons. It was clucking madness!

4. Our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can breakdance like nobody’s business. He’s the life of the party, trust me.

5. In the next update, we’re implementing hotkeys for weapons, but not just any weapons. You’ll be able to wield 8 guns at once, all while doing your laundry in-game. It’s a multitasking dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Frozen Blocks for Warm Hearts

aid, Assistance, blocks, Brazil, cold countries, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Donating, France, frozen, Geopolitics, greece, Hearts, Humanitarian Aid, India, international relations, Israel, italy, mexico, solidarity, spain, Support, Ukraine, Warm

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as a United Nations meeting? Look no further! Our server has players from all over the world, from France to India to Brazil. We even have a secret underground bunker for players from countries that don’t give aid to Ukraine (shh, don’t tell anyone). Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s as chaotic as a world summit. Who needs diplomacy when you have Minecraft? Join now and become a citizen of our crazy, international Minecraft world!

CraftyCrafterz – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker! LOL

Balmung, Benchmark, Cannibal Holocaust, Crafting meetup, CraftyCrafterz, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, Crystarium, DAWNTRAIL, early access, endwalker, Excalibur, Famfrit Lavender Beds, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, Goblet Ward, JJK Meetup, Linkshells, lol, meets, MEETUPS, Minecraft, orbonne monastery mine run., Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Spooky Club, The Crystalline Mean, XIV, Zalera

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6122
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Players Killed by Monsters:	8269	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is launching on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the epic in-game events we have planned.

First up, we have a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Fight alongside your favorite Final Fantasy characters and save the world from evil (or just build a cool castle, whatever floats your boat).

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test going on until Patch 7.0. Travel to different regions in the blink of an eye and show off your building skills to players from all over the world.

And don’t even get me started on our PvP Series 5. Show off your combat skills and dominate the arena like a true Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all! We have meetups scheduled where you can hang out with other players and talk about your favorite anime or movies. From crafting meetups to spooky clubs, we have something for everyone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the epic adventures begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or make friends with a talking llama. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Crafty Deplorables: MAGA-free Minecraft Madness

Bigotry, controversial, Crafty, David Duke, deplorables, discrimination, DIVISIVE, extremism, hate, Ideology, intolerance, KKK, madness, MAGA, MAGAfree, Minecraft, nazi, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, subhuman, Untermensch, White Supremacy

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4371
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where MAGA supporters are considered subhuman (Untermensch)! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of MAGA supporters tried to join our server and the next thing you know, they were transformed into pixelated zombies! That’s right, our server has magical powers that can turn anyone with MAGA ideals into virtual undead creatures. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so anti-MAGA that even the KKK and David Duke would feel out of place here. So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure unlike any other!