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PancreaticCraft: DNA Methylation Cure

breakthrough discovery, common forms, cure, disease spread, Dna, DNA discovery, DNA methylation, genetics, health, key genes, medical breakthrough, Methylation, molecules, oncology, Pancreatic cancer, PancreaticCraft, Precision medicine, research, researchers, scientists, survival rates, Treatment, WORST

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9687
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered the cure for pancreatic cancer! our scientists have unlocked the secrets of DNA methylation and are using it to fight off the spread of the disease in game.

with the worst survival rates in the real world, you can bet that our players are fighting tooth and nail to survive and thrive in our virtual world. join us and be a part of this groundbreaking research while building epic structures and battling monsters. who knew curing cancer could be so fun?

so what are you waiting for? hop on our server and let’s kick some cancer butt together!

Konohaven: Where adulting is just a fancy way of saying we play with virtual blocks and call it a community.

adulting, blocks, Call, Challenges, Community, community-based server, custom models, diamond-based economy, Discord, Enderman Griefing, Events, Fabric, Fancy, Fire-Tick, hard difficulty, Konohaven, Live Map, Phantoms Disabled, Play, resource pack, rules, Shops, simple voice chat, Single player sleep, smp, Vanilla, Virginia, virtual

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5439
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Konohaven Season 3 Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.2 Fabric (updating to 1.21 soon)
Server Location	Eastern US (Virginia)
Difficulty	Hard
Disabled Features	Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, Phantoms
Gameplay	Mostly vanilla with some quality of life mods
Special Features	Live Map, Optional Simple Voice Chat mod
Economy	Diamond-based player-run shop economy

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you must first join our Discord server and start the whitelist application process. Make sure to read the rules and requirements carefully before applying.

Is the resource pack mandatory to play on the server?

No, the resource pack is not required to download. It only contains custom items and hat models that can enhance your gameplay experience.

Are there any specific rules regarding shops?

This season there are minimal rules on shop themes or pricing of items. However, players are encouraged to keep the environment friendly. Staff will intervene if any price war becomes toxic.

Are there regular events and challenges on the server?

Yes, there are plenty of events and challenges with unique rewards such as custom hats and knockback sticks. Join us for karaoke, holiday-themed events, community build projects, and more!

CraftyCrafter Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Bigotry, CraftyCrafter, cultural stereotypes, discrimination, hate crimes, Hate Speech, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish history, Jewish identity, Jewish religion, Jewish stereotypes, Minecraft, minority discrimination, prejudice, racism, religious discrimination., religious intolerance, Server, social injustice, With Jews, Xenophobia, You Lose…

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2442
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	38	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on this server, we have a secret potion that turns you into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard that right. And guess what? Only the chosen ones can find it hidden deep within the enchanted forest.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure chest that is said to be guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Rumor has it that anyone who can out-dance the llamas will be rewarded with diamonds beyond their wildest dreams.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party that only happens on full moons? Yeah, it’s a wild time with glow-in-the-dark creepers and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure where the only rule is to have a blast and never take life too seriously. Remember, on this server, with Jews, you lose…your mind with all the crazy fun!

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

ChudCraft, Chudglasses, Confidence, contact lenses, eyewear, face shape, fashion, fashion choices, Frames, intervention, intervention needed, lasik, Minecraft, parenting, Political, RPK, self esteem, self improvement, Server, Style, trend, Wardrobe, Young men

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of seeing people wearing those hideous glasses that make them look like they have a permanent case of resting dweeb face? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is a safe haven for those who have been scarred by the sight of pussy deflectors!

Join our server and leave those fashion disasters behind. We have a strict no-ugly-glasses policy, so you can game in style without having to worry about being blinded by bad fashion choices.

Forget about lasik or contact lenses, the real solution to your eyewear woes lies within our pixelated world. So come on in, leave those god-awful frames behind, and let’s game like the stylish legends we were always meant to be!

Mom’s Regret Minecraft Server

Apology, collectible, condition, dad, down syndrome, Facebook Marketplace, Fiance, garage sale, great condition, internet, item for sale, Listing, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, mom, moms, money issue, regret, SELLING, Server, Upset, WORTH..

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2919
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Towns Built:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your mom selling your valuable collectible for a fraction of its worth? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’s like finding out your mom sold your rare item to some old guy for a measly $30 when it’s actually worth hundreds! But don’t worry, we won’t sell your stuff behind your back – unless, of course, it’s part of a hilarious prank.

Join us for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than your mom’s excuses for selling your prized possession. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden treasures that’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers.

So come on over and join the fun – just don’t let your mom near your in-game valuables!

SkincareGriefCraft

accident, aita, Apology, awkward, broken product, Communication, cost, Etiquette, expensive skincare, fragile, Friend, glass bottle, neutral friend, offer, pay me back, resolution, SK II Pitera Essence, skincare, SkincareGriefCraft, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Holy Grails Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	525873

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate skincare showdown!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a friend accidentally breaks your precious SK II Pitera Essence. The tension rises as you confront them about the cost, leading to a battle of epic proportions. Will they pay up or will you have to take matters into your own blocky hands?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this skincare saga. Join now for a chance to navigate through friendships, betrayals, and broken bottles of expensive skincare products. It’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a skincare showdown like no other. Who knew virtual skincare drama could be this entertaining?

CraftyAchieve Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8205
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Towns Built:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate block-building champion! We have dragons that shoot rainbow fire, unicorns that poop diamonds, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance.

One player on our server once built a life-size replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. They were crowned the King of Dirt and now rule over their own dirt kingdom with an iron shovel.

Join us and see how accomplishing the impossible in Minecraft can change your life in ways you never thought possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next legend of our server and have your own ridiculous story to tell.

CraftyAdvice

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3168
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	343294
Votes:	9138	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Star Shards Collected:	55
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Join our Minecraft server and receive life-changing advice from our wise and all-knowing virtual villagers! Need help with your love life? Our pixelated priests have got you covered. Want to know the meaning of life? Our blocky philosophers will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted emerald blocks hold the secrets to unlocking unlimited diamonds in-game. So why wait? Join now and level up your Minecraft skills and your real-life wisdom at the same time!

CraftyGasEscape

#sustainability, Austria, Commission, CraftyGasEscape, Diplomacy, ENERGY, energy diversification, energy independence, ENERGY MARKET, energy policy, energy security, energy supply, Energy Transition, Europe, european union, gas pipeline, international relations, Natural Gas, Politics, renewable energy, Russian gas contract

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3809
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Animals Bred:	66	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

so like, u know how austria is all like “oh no we don’t want russian gas anymore”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we have a whole commission dedicated to ditching boring stuff like russian gas contracts! join us and be part of the most insane negotiations ever seen in the minecraft world! who needs gas when u can have unlimited diamonds and emeralds, amirite? come join us and be part of the action!

LeftyCraft: RockPaperScissorz

AMBIDEXTROUS, ergonomic, hand adaptation, hand coordination, hand dexterity, hand discomfort, hand dominance, hand function, hand manipulation, hand orientation, hand preference, hand strength, hand tools, left handed, left-handed struggles, LeftyCraft, right-handed, Rock Paper Scissors, RockPaperScissorz, Scissors, tool design, usability

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6286
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Enchantments Applied:	208
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the ONLY place where left-handed people can dominate in “rock, paper, scissors”! Our server is specially designed for all the lefties out there who have been oppressed by right-handed scissors their whole lives.

We have custom-made left-handed scissors in the game that give you superpowers to win every “rock, paper, scissors” match. And if you’re right-handed, don’t worry, we have special challenges just for you to level the playing field.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground left-handed society in the game where you can plot world domination and overthrow all the right-handed rulers. Join us now and be a part of the left-handed revolution!