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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 2938 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
Zombie Dances: | 10 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 9953 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of yourself and then having it come to life and fight off hordes of zombie chickens.
But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you the power to fly?
And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats while exploding in a rainbow of colors.
So come on, join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, would you fucke me? I’d fucke me.