worst valentines day Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MeltdownCraft – AITA for SIL’s Nickname?

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9334
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	1660
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	312	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive players, rude remarks, and shopping trips gone wrong. Our server is the perfect place to bond with your soon-to-be sister-in-law, who will constantly remind you that you’re not good enough for her brother.

But don’t worry, our server is also a place where you can unleash your inner sass and give snarky nicknames to those who deserve it. Just be prepared for the full-on public meltdowns and phone blowing up that may follow.

So if you’re looking for a server filled with high maintenance drama and quirky opinions, look no further! Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Remember, in this server, the drama never stops!

NoobExplainsMinecraftSMP

Absurd, bewildering, BIZARRE, Comical, EXPLAIN, funny, Humorous, illogical, know better, laughable, Nonsensical, NoobExplainsMinecraftSMP, odd, perplexing, preposterous, puzzling, Ridiculous, silly, Someone, strange, UNBELIEVABLE

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2519
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	27

Are you tired of explaining basic Minecraft mechanics to noobs who should have known better? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! We have a special “Noob Zone” where experienced players can teach clueless newbies how to craft a pickaxe without losing their minds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

NoTolerateCraft

absolute dealbreaker, absolute not, beyond the pale, Boundaries, crossing the line, dealbreaker, firm stance, intolerable actions, Limits, lines in the sand, never tolerate, no exceptions, non-negotiable, non-negotiables, NoTolerateCraft, red flag, sticking point, Ultimatum, unacceptable behavior, unforgivable, zero tolerance

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	217
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	83	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the tyranny of evil chickens ruling the land! These feathered fiends have taken over and are forcing players to wear chicken costumes at all times. But fear not, on our server, you can fight back against the poultry oppressors and reclaim your freedom! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a dancing pig named Porky P! So come join us and let’s overthrow those clucking dictators together!

F16Craft: Ukraine Edition

Air Force, aircraft, Alliance, arms deal, Aviation, Defense, defense procurement, Edition, european union, f-16, F16Craft, fighter jets, international relations, Military, military cooperation, military equipment, military technology, nato, Netherlands, Partnership, SECURITY, Ukraine

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9127
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Buildings Constructed:	39	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

omg u guys, u have to join this epic minecraft server, it’s like ukraine getting their first F-16 fighter jets from the netherlands, but in minecraft form! imagine flying around in a fighter jet shooting creepers and zombies, it’s gonna be lit! plus, the netherlands are known for their epic tulip fields, so expect some colorful and beautiful landscapes in this server. join now and be part of the epic battle for minecraft supremacy!

EmpathyCraft – Building Strong Relationships

Bond, building, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Connection, couple, emotional intimacy, Empathy, EmpathyCraft, Husbands, marital strain, Marriage, marriage counseling, new study, Partners, protective factors, relationships, Safeguard, sense of intimacy, STRONG, Support, Understanding, Wives

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Emeralds Found:	1146
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8

LOL this server is like a marriage counselor for your Minecraft adventures! Join us and learn how to show empathy and emotional intimacy towards your fellow players. Protect your sense of intimacy when creeper explosions cause marital strain between you and your Minecraft spouse. Our server is like therapy, but with more diamonds and less talking. Come join us and build a strong relationship with your blocky partner!

Stick World Minecraft server

Adventure, build cities, build houses, Community, Country, Creative, Download, FANTASY, Gaming, LongCity, minecraft server, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplay, RP project, Server, Stick World

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8674
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Votes:	1482
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

We will be glad to see you on our server LongCity! To play on our RP project you will need to download mods: https://cloud.mail.ru/public/YGCd/vsA1kpHGg, join, build houses and cities in our country!

167.235.181.103:20276

KobbledKarp Cobblemon(Fabric)

Adventure, Biomes, Boss Pokémon, Cobblemon, Economy, Enhancements, Evtraining, f2p, Fabric, Gaming, grand opening, Gts, Gyms, Kits, Landclaim, market, Milestones, Parties, Pokebuilder, Pokedex, Pokehunt, pokemon, Pokémon Structures, Relaxed, Server, Size Variation, STS, Survival, Terralith, Vote Rewards, Wild Pokémon, Wondertrade

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2335
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	55	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11

🌟GRAND OPENING – BRAND NEW SERVER🌟🌐 Welcome to KobbledKarp – Your Ultimate Cobblemon Adventure! 🌟Currently Running on the latest Fabric Cobblemon 1.20.1Greetings, Trainer!

Discover all the exciting new features we’ve added to enhance your gaming experience:

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New Biomes 🌋✨: Explore fresh biomes in the Nether and End, all seamlessly integrated with Terralith in the Overworld. Uncover new terrains and unique resources!

Gyms 🏋️‍♂️: Test your skills in our newly introduced Gyms. Earn money, ranks, and exclusive kits as rewards for your victories!

Purchasable Enhancements 💎: Elevate your gameplay with purchasable commands, tokens, and claim blocks. These items enhance your Free-to-Play experience!

Pokédex Milestones 📚🎁: Complete your Pokédex and unlock rewards for reaching milestones. Track your progress and enjoy exclusive benefits!

Vote Rewards and Parties 🗳️🎊: Support us by voting and join Vote Parties for exciting rewards and community events!

Wild Pokémon Size Variation 🐾📏: Discover Pokémon of various sizes in the wild. Find rare and unique variants to expand your collection!

Boss Pokémon 🏆💥: Face off against powerful Boss Pokémon that drop valuable items, including Megastones, to strengthen your team.

Pokémon-Themed Structures 🏠🧩: Explore unique Pokémon-themed structures across the world. Find hidden treasures and special features!

PokéBuilder 🛠️: Customize and perfect your Pokémon with our advanced PokéBuilder. Earn it through Vote Keys, by defeating Bosses, or purchase it with in-game currency!

play.kobbledkarp.com

GeodeCraft: Where geodes are the new currency and griefing is an o-fence.

armor, Currency, custom crate, Custom Economy, Custom Items, entity stacking, Friendly, GeodeCraft, geodes, Griefing, Land Claims, oFENCE, player feedback, Player Warps, quality of life, Resource worlds, semi survival, smp, spawner stacking, Stable Economy, Tools, Updates, Vanilla, welcoming environment

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3651
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	16

GeodeCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Land Claims	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Custom crate tools, armor and items	Unique and custom items available through in-game crates
Player Shops	Players can create their own shops to trade with others
Player Warps	Players can set their own warps for easy teleportation
McMMO	Level up skills and abilities to enhance gameplay
Resource Worlds	Different worlds for gathering specific resources
Custom Economy plugin	Unique economy system for trading and transactions
Stacking	Entities, spawners, and items can be stacked for convenience

IP: mc.geodecraft.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/b7f8UUsF5T

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply use the IP address mc.geodecraft.net in your Minecraft client.

Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a friendly and positive environment for all players. Make sure to read and abide by the rules posted on our Discord server.

Can I create my own shop on the server?

Yes, players have the ability to create their own shops to trade with others. Use the player shops feature to set up your own shop.

What is the currency used on the server?

We have a custom economy plugin in place with its own currency for transactions and trading.

SnowyCraft – Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, SnowyCraft, white blood, White bro, white bros, white brothers, White clan, White descendants, white family, White kin, White kinsfolk, White kinsmen, White lineage, White offspring, White progeny, White relations, White relatives, White siblings, White tribe, whitebros

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1630
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magic Items Found:	2004
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Whitebros, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, the diamonds are so plentiful that you’ll be swimming in them like Scrooge McDuck in his money vault. Not only that, but the creepers have been trained to break dance instead of explode, making them the life of the party at every corner.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have reported encountering a secret underground village populated entirely by llamas who speak fluent pig Latin. And if you manage to befriend them, they’ll grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for a lifetime supply of llama wool).

So come join Whitebros, where the adventures are wild, the friendships are strong, and the memes are danker than a freshly mined block of obsidian. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insanity!

Minecraft SMP: /Furred/ – Breeding Stock Edition

amohf, amohm, anthro cock, anthro-dominated situations, Anthros dominating humans, breeding, Breeding Stock Edition, captions, contributions, doujin archive, Edition, favorite pictures, fucked silly, Furred, herm-related, humans, Minecraft, Pictures, rentry archive., smp, stock, storytelling, Thread, Worldbuilding

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9998
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Star Shards Collected:	91	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Crops Grown:	9681
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anthros dominate humans in the most outrageous ways possible! Whether you’re into /amohm/, /amohf/, herm-related stuff, or just want to get messed up by anthro cock, this is the place for you!

Join us as we build a world where humans are at the mercy of anthros and get into all sorts of crazy situations. Share your favorite pictures, get creative with captions, and tell some wild stories about your experiences in this anthro-dominated world.

Previous thread got a little too wild, so let’s keep pushing the boundaries and see just how far we can take this anthro domination in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t find an SMP like this anywhere else. So come join us and get ready to get fucked silly by anthro cock!