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The Cringiest Christmas Movie Marathon Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Christmas tree on fire? Look no further, because our server is like a holiday movie marathon gone terribly wrong! Join us for a jolly good time filled with more chaos than the Star Wars Holiday Special.

Picture this: Prancer leading a pack of griefers through the snowy biome, causing havoc wherever they go. The Heart of Christmas quest where you have to find Santa’s lost presents before the Grinch steals them all. And don’t even get me started on Elfette Saves Christmas, where you have to battle evil snowmen and gingerbread zombies to save the holiday season.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a tangled string of Christmas lights, come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most outrageous holiday fun you’ve ever had! Just make sure to leave your sanity at the door, because things are about to get merry and mayhem-filled!

Blocky Bros: The Patriarchal Paradise

atrocities, blocky, blood libel, Boys, bros, division of labor, feminism, FGM, foot binding, Hijab, luxury, makeup products, Masculinity, Men, Mines, Paradise, Patriarchal, patriarchy, Sisterhood, social power, third world, Traditionalism, Vanity, Women

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we flip the script on gender roles and have a blast doing it! Join us as we explore a world where women rule the roost and men are just here to serve as eye candy. That’s right, on our server, women hold all the power and men are just here to show off how good they are at attracting the ladies.

Forget about traditionalism or feminism, on our server, it’s all about women living lives of luxury while men do all the hard work. We’ve got third world boys mining away to create makeup products for our female players to use – talk about dedication! And don’t even get us started on the atrocities committed against men for not meeting hyper-narrow standards of masculinity. It’s a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re ready to join a server where the patriarchy is turned on its head and women reign supreme, come on down and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just find yourself living a life of luxury while the men do all the heavy lifting. See you in the game!

Crafty Endwalker: Final Fantasy XIV Server – Where Pixels and Potions Collide!

Classes, collide, Community, CONTENT, Crafty, discussion, Dungeons, endwalker, Expansion, FANTASY, FINAL, Final Fantasy, gameplay, Gaming, Jobs, Lore, mmorpg, ONLINE, pixels, Potions, Raids, Server, Square Enix, Trailer, Updates, XIV

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	28985	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magic Items Found:	6239	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted Bacon Forest where pigs fly and trees are made of bacon!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

YellowFeverCraft: The Only Cure is More Blocks!

asian women, attraction, blocks, coping, cure, disgust, ethnicity, height, hyperfeminine, personality qualities, white women, Yellow fever, YellowFeverCraft

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6020
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Animals Bred:	194
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Villages Defended:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Are you tired of dealing with hyperfeminine Asian women who just don’t appreciate your height and ethnicity? Do white women just not do it for you either? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world where height and ethnicity don’t matter at all! Plus, our community is full of players who totally get where you’re coming from and will support you in your quest for virtual love and acceptance. So why wait? Join now and start crafting your happily ever after!

WolfyCraft: Where Spice and Wolves Roam Free!

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5073
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Holo the wise wolf rules with an iron paw! She keeps the land in balance by only allowing the purest players to join her pack. Legend has it that those who prove their worth to Holo will be granted special powers, like the ability to summon a pack of loyal wolves to fight by their side. But beware, for Holo is not afraid to banish those who stray from the path of righteousness. Are you pure enough to join Holo’s pack? Come find out on our server!

Blocky Booty Buddies: A Minecraft Server for Questionable Friendships

blocky, BOOTY, Buddies, casual relationships, Casual Sex, coworker attraction, coworker benefits, coworker relationships, Friends With Benefits, friends with benefits agreement, friends with benefits boundaries, friends with benefits etiquette, friends with benefits guidelines, friends with benefits rules, FRIENDSHIPS, hot coworker, Minecraft, no strings attached, office fling, office hookup, office relationships, Questionable, Server, work crush, work fling, work romance, workplace romance

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3606
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Rainbows Spotted:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find more than just diamonds? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to find a coworker to be friends with benefits with. Imagine mining together, building epic structures, and then sneaking off to a secret hideout for some steamy Minecraft roleplay. Who knew pixels could be so sexy? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you saying, “I love my job!”

DesiCraft: Where Creeper Meets Curry

appreciation, Architecture, art, beauty, Bollywood, creeper, cuisine, culture, curry, DesiCraft, Diversity, Festivals, heritage, History, India, landmarks, meditation, meets, spirituality, Thread, tradition, travel, Unity, yoga

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8051
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server for a wild ride through the mystical land of India! Why India, you ask? Well, because where else can you find elephants roaming freely, monkeys stealing your diamonds, and tigers guarding hidden treasure chests?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Taj Mahal build competition, where players can show off their building skills and compete for the title of Minecraft Maharaja. And don’t even get us started on the spicy curry food fights that happen every Friday night in the virtual streets of Mumbai.

So come on down to our India-themed server and experience the chaos, the beauty, and the pure insanity that only Minecraft can provide. Namaste, and happy crafting!

Forgive and Mine: The VT Server

COMEBACK, DESERVED, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Forgive, forgiveness, forgiveness journey, Fun, greatest fun, Happiness, joy, live performance, members, Music, new beginning, NijiEN, Performance, positivity, Server, sisters, Support, Unity, VT

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3718
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Animals Bred:	177	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the party is at! Our members are living their best lives, having the time of their lives and even the sisters are getting in on the action. It’s like a never-ending rave where the fun never stops!

Join us and be a part of the epic NijiEN comeback that everyone is talking about. You can feel the excitement in the air as you embark on crazy adventures and make memories that will last a lifetime. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make this the craziest Minecraft server ever!

KekCraft: Where it Really Do Be Like This

BE, Do, funny, generation, humor, internet culture, IT, Kek, KekCraft, Like.., meme, millennial, phrase, really, relatable, repeating, Slang, social media, this.., trend, viral

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3840
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mines Excavated:	1127	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Farms Harvested:	323

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a total meme fest! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a majestic rainbow llama while shooting fireworks out of your hands. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite memes, rumored to have been forged by the ancient meme lords themselves.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in a world of pure meme-tastic madness? Join us now and prepare for the most LOL-worthy Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyLies: The PISRAEL Minecraft Server – Where Lies are the Building Blocks of Fun!

#FalseInformation, #IronDome, #Partisangirl, Airbase, Attack, blocks, BOMBED, building, Conflict, CraftyLies, Defense, Fun, Israel, Lies, lying.., middleeast, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, PISRAEL, Propaganda, SECURITY, Server, twitter, Video, WARFARE

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1168
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Votes:	4455	Magic Items Found:	6666

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than an Israeli airbase? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the “iron dome” can’t protect you from the fun! Join us for a blast of a time as we blow up blocks and build epic structures that will make you say “WOW, that’s the bomb!” Don’t miss out on the action – join now and experience the most explosive Minecraft server around! #Boomtastic #MinecraftMadness #ExplosiveFun

CraftyBrains: Where Mining Diamonds Makes You Smarter!

addiction recovery, brain health, cognitive enhancement, CraftyBrains, diamonds, Gaming, Happiness, healthy habits, lifestyle improvement, makes vidya fun, makes you enjoy life again, makes you quit porn, makes you smarter, mental clarity, Mining, motivation, personal development, Positive Change, productivity, self improvement, self-control, Smarter, well-being

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9880
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Enchantments Applied:	90	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our server and become a genius overnight! Our magical Minecraft world will make you smarter, like a Minecraft Einstein! Say goodbye to boring real life and hello to endless fun in our server. You’ll be having so much fun, you’ll forget all about watching porn! So what are you waiting for? Join now and level up your life in ways you never thought possible!