The Cringiest Christmas Movie Marathon Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6822
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Potions Brewed:	24
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Christmas tree on fire? Look no further, because our server is like a holiday movie marathon gone terribly wrong! Join us for a jolly good time filled with more chaos than the Star Wars Holiday Special.

Picture this: Prancer leading a pack of griefers through the snowy biome, causing havoc wherever they go. The Heart of Christmas quest where you have to find Santa’s lost presents before the Grinch steals them all. And don’t even get me started on Elfette Saves Christmas, where you have to battle evil snowmen and gingerbread zombies to save the holiday season.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a tangled string of Christmas lights, come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most outrageous holiday fun you’ve ever had! Just make sure to leave your sanity at the door, because things are about to get merry and mayhem-filled!

Chaos Reigns Supreme: The Land of Anarchus and Slightly More Anarchy. Java 1.20.6, Bring on the PVP!

1.20.6, Abilities, Anarchus, Anarchy, boss fights, BRING, Buffs, Chaos, Cool, Custom Items, Discord, Economy System, Events, Fun, Ip:, java, Land, LATEST, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pick, PvP, Recommend, REIGNS, see, semi anarchy, Server, slightly, SUPREME

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6654
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Anarchus Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Details
Custom Items	Various custom items with special abilities and buffs.
Boss Fights	Engage in challenging boss fights for rewards.
Events	Frequent events for players to participate in.
Economy System	Integrated economy for trading and transactions.

Anarchus Minecraft Server FAQ

1. How long has Anarchus been running?

Anarchus has been running for about 4 years.

2. Are there custom items on the server?

Yes, there are various custom items with unique abilities and buffs.

3. Can I participate in boss fights?

Absolutely! Boss fights are a part of the server experience.

4. How often are events held on the server?

Events are held quite often for players to enjoy.

5. Is there an economy system on Anarchus?

Yes, there is a fully integrated economy system for trading and transactions.

6. What is the latest Java version supported on the server?

The server supports Java 1.20.6 at the latest.

PanzerCraft Minecraft Server

action, Anime, Azumi, Birthday, celebration, comedy, cute girls doing cute things, Event, friendship, Garupan, girls und panzer, gup, high school, Military, Minecraft, PanzerCraft, school girls, Server, slice of life, tank warfare, Tanks, teamwork, Thread

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6513
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Votes:	7690
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2136	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest party you’ll ever attend!

Join us on Azumi’s birthday thread where the cake is made of diamonds and the party favors are enchanted weapons! Watch out for the birthday creeper who explodes with confetti instead of TNT.

We have epic mini-games like Pin the Tail on the Ender Dragon and Musical Minecarts. Plus, every player gets a free pet llama dressed in a party hat.

But the real reason you should join our server? Azumi once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. If that’s not reason enough, I don’t know what is! So come on over and celebrate Azumi’s birthday in style. It’s gonna be a block party you won’t want to miss!

SMPWrestlerMC – Wrestling moments that made you do webm related in Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, MOMENTS, related, smp, SMPWrestlerMC, webm, wrestling

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6355
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! We have epic wrestling matches that will have you doing flips in your seat just like in those webm videos you love to watch.

Join us and witness the legendary battles between players as they duke it out in the ring, using nothing but their fists and their wits. Will you be the next champion, or will you end up getting suplexed into a lava pit? Only time will tell on our wild and wacky server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can bet their diamonds on the outcome of matches. It’s high stakes and high adrenaline, so make sure you bring your A-game if you want to come out on top.

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and get ready for some wrestling moments that will have you doing webm related in no time!

CraftyBizSplitNoWay

Boyfriend, business ownership, control, CraftyBizSplitNoWay, Disingenuous, Ego, entrepreneur, financial decision, financial provider, financial status, Insecurities, Investment, loan, Marriage, Partnership, Proposal, relationship, Resentment, unpaid labor, vision

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1667
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Mines Excavated:	4354
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Void Gems Collected:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t give away ownership like it’s candy on Halloween! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like this crazy story of refusing to give up 50% ownership to a boyfriend.

Imagine a world where you can build your empire without someone trying to snatch half of it away from you. That’s the kind of independence you’ll find on our server. No need to worry about unpaid labor or shady business deals, just pure, unadulterated fun.

So come on, join us and let’s build something amazing together. Who needs a partner trying to take over your business when you can rule the Minecraft world all on your own? Don’t be the asshole in this story, be the hero of your own adventure on our server!

GrumpyOldMan Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, changes, dislike, Experience, getting older, getting wiser, growing up, GrumpyOldMan, habits, Maturity, Minecraft, perspective, Preferences, responsibilities, SELF AWARENESS, smp, wisdom

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8514
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Void Gems Collected:	22
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Villages Defended:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities weighing you down? Do you miss the days of carefree fun and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from the boring real world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in the best way possible. From pranking each other with exploding chickens to building giant statues of our favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world, guarded by a mystical llama with laser eyes. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate champion of our SMP? Or will you be too busy getting lost in the Nether and accidentally befriending a pack of zombie pigmen?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

FoodieFailsMC

artificial ingredients, convenience foods, deceptive health claims, detrimental foods, empty calories, fast food, FoodieFailsMC, hidden sugars, Junk Food, misleading health foods, preservatives, processed foods, sugary snacks, unhealthy additives, unhealthy choices, unhealthy diet, unhealthy eating habits, unhealthy food choices, unhealthy foods, unhealthy lifestyle, unhealthy snacks

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Void Armor Forged:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Are you tired of eating boring old healthy foods that are supposed to make you feel good, but just end up making you feel like a sad little carrot? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we serve up only the most unhealthy, artery-clogging, heart-stopping foods that will have you feeling like a greasy burger in no time!

Forget about kale smoothies and quinoa salads, on our server, we feast on deep-fried diamond ore, lava cake with extra magma frosting, and creeper cupcakes that will literally explode in your mouth (in a good way, we promise). Our food is so unhealthy, even the zombies are trying to watch their cholesterol levels!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get to participate in our annual “Eat ‘Til You Explode” competition, where players compete to see who can eat the most enchanted golden apples before their stomachs burst (spoiler alert: it’s always the pigs).

So why waste your time on boring old healthy foods when you could be indulging in a smorgasbord of deliciously deadly delights on our Minecraft server? Join us now and start living life on the edge (of a heart attack)!

InsaneAsylumCraft

asylum seekers, discrimination, Diversity, employment, Healthcare, Immigrants, Immigration Policy, insane asylums, InsaneAsylumCraft, integration, Job Opportunities, Jobs, labor market, mental health, mental illness, Refugees, social services, society, stigma, unemployment, Workforce

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

come join our server, where the only requirement is that you have a history of escaping from insane asylums! we need your crazy energy to make our world even more chaotic and fun!

imagine a world where the creepers are actually your therapists, helping you work through your issues by blowing up everything in sight.

our server is like a virtual therapy session, except instead of talking about your feelings, you can just build a giant statue of a chicken to express yourself.

we have a special “crazy craft” mode where every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one minute you’re a chicken, the next you’re a cow, and then suddenly you’re a llama with a mustache.

join us for a wild ride through the twisted minds of our players, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace your inner lunatic.

so come on down and join the madness, because let’s face it, normal is boring.

BigVanillaMC.com Vanilla Survival

ban enforcement, cheaters banned, Established 2024, Exploration, fresh world, Grief Prevention, hard difficulty, java, Land claiming, Legitimate, Minecraft, Mining, No Warps, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Secure, server spawn, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Bed System

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9238
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Star Shards Collected:	192

This is a survival server that is vanilla outside of Grief Prevention which is used to secure your claim.

Pure Minecraft in its simplest form. This server was established in July of 2024. This is a fresh world ripe for exploration. Join early to secure land near the server spawn!

Noteworthy items: ————————

1. The server difficulty is set to hard. It is a Java server. 2. This is a legitimate survival world. All blocks are mined. 3. There are no warps. The vanilla bed system is used. 4. Cheaters/hackers are banned and their creations are removed. 5. CLAIM YOUR BUILDS (or they will get raided)

BigVanillaMC.com

Stormy Lagoon: Where Minecraft memes flow like the waterfalls! Join us now for some LOLs and great gaming!

Artmap, Auctionhouse, Canvas Creativity, Competitive mcMMO, crossplay, Custom Tags, Discord, Discord Channels, flow, Gaming, Great, Inclusive Community, Join, join messages, lagoon, Land claiming, lols, Mature Staff, memes, Minecraft, Pearlshop, PvP, Quality of Life Commands, Ranks, smp, Stormy, Thriving Economy, tiktok, Version 1.21., Waterfalls

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Welcome to Stormy Lagoon

Discover the ultimate survival experience at Stormy Lagoon! Running on Minecraft versions 1.21 and established on January 4th, 2020, our server offers a unique twist on gameplay. Join our tight-knit community of friendly, mature players where everyone knows each other. Enjoy our player-run and managed marketplace, fostering a dynamic economy. Experience the joy of leveling up with our custom-coded Stormy Tools, unlocking higher-than-vanilla and unique enchantments. Engage with mcMMO, featuring skills like mining, woodcutting, fishing, archery, and taming, each with passive abilities and friendly competitive leaderboards. Take advantage of QOL features like warps, tpa, homes, and claiming to protect your builds, and even hopper filters. With an entirely non-P2W setup, everything is obtainable in-game through /voting and playing. Dive into the endless adventures and unique features that Stormy Lagoon has to offer. Join us today and set sail on your survival journey!

Server Details:

Version	1.21
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

FAQ:

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP: We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

CelebBang Minecraft Server

CelebBang, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2906
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness /b/ (yes, THAT /b/) getting into all sorts of shenanigans, like building giant statues of famous celebrities and then… well, let’s just say things get a little NSFW.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of /b/ once accidentally teleporting into the real world and ending up at a Hollywood party where they may or may not have hooked up with a famous person.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and outrageous as it gets, come join us and see what kind of madness unfolds next!

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